My Unconventional Delivery System!

It's been a few days since they stayed in Kyoto. All of them, including the employees of the company, have been traveling around Kyoto, visiting historical spots, going to expensive restaurants, and buying Kyoto-only products. Everyone enjoyed the trip very much.

Especially Nobu, who was once the ruler of Heian-kyō (Kyoto), she still has some lingering memories of this place. When she saw a building that she once built, she couldn't help but look at it for a long time.

Kyle and the others didn't disturb her, because they know her that's why they let her be, although she wasn't the 'Nobunaga' that had once conquered this place, it doesn't change the fact that she is Nobunaga.

Tomorrow was the last day of their trip, Kyle went to him supposed to be shrine alone, it took him a while to convince everyone that he wants to go alone because he didn't want anyone to know the existence of his religion, while they know that he had a shrine, they don't know where is it, and there is no way he would be telling them any time soon, his reason of not telling them was simple, it was embarrassing.

A religion that was made accidentally, a religion that was made through milk, ramen, and delivering, and now he is in front of his shrine's entrance, looking at the sign above, he couldn't help but make a deadpan expression.

'Thee must drink milk, along with ramen, then the God of delivery shall bless you forever.' 

"Fuck! How are those even related! Are my followers retarded?!" He wished that he could change his title, but it was too late.

He sighs and starts thinking about what is life, a moment after that, he finally took a step inside his shrine. As he did, he felt a sense of belonging. It was something peaceful and nice, it's like he found his ideal place to live.

He thought. 'This feeling is nice...even though the sign of my shrine is simply retarded, this shrine itself is well kept, and looks good.'

The closer he is to his shrine, the more comfortable it is. Just by simply walking he feels coziness all over his body, this feeling if he were to describe it. It would be his soul being cleansed.

Or in other simpler terms, it's like I don't want to be horny anymore, I just want to feel happy.

While he was feeling good, suddenly a familiar voice was heard. "Eh?! No way! Kai-kun?"

Kyle shifted his gaze toward the origin of the voice, and he saw Shinobu who was wearing an outfit for Miku (Shrine Maiden).

Confirming that it was really him, she exclaimed in joy. "It's really you!"

"Yeah, it's me." He smiled at her, then he thought. 'Shinobu in a Miku outfit..I say 10 out of 10.'

She approached him while smiling, then she asked. "Why didn't you call me! If you did, I could have greeted you."

"Well, I kind of wanna surprise you." 

"Well, you certainly did!" 

"Guess it went according to my plan, say mind giving me a tour of this shrine?" He asked.

"Sure! I'm free anyway, follow me I will show you my family shrine." Then after that, the tour inside the shrine started.

Aside from the shrine, there is a lot of building nears, and they were all the property of Shinobu's family, before this shrine was a bit popular, and now that Shinobu received a blessing from Kyle, they were now really famous.

While Shinobu guided him, there were a lot of people that started kneeling because they saw her, though he had some idea why they were acting like that, he still asked anyway. "Why are these people kneeling after they see you?"

"Ah, about that ever since I was bestowed a blessing by our Shrine God, the followers of our shrine started to worship me as a divine being, which is really...what to say...different." Shinobu's expression became sad. At first, when announced that she was blessed by their God, she was really happy and excited.

And that day, her status changed, they began to worship her, on the first day she didn't think it was strange, considering that she was blessed, and so days have passed and she started to realize that everyone except her cousin, started to treat her differently.

They don't see her as her anymore, they see her as a divine child, that was blessed by God, they treat her with respect, they kneel at her presence, she didn't want this, if it was others who is corrupt for power, they would probably act cocky and arrogant, but she was different, just because she had a bit of power it doesn't mean, she wanted anyone to act differently toward her.

"...Hey now that I became a divine child that was blessed by God, will you treat me differently?" She asked while looking serious.

She waited for the worst possible answer, but the response she got wasn't the one that she had in mind.

"Pfft~ hahaha hahaha you a divine child? How amusing! Just because you got my blessings they treat you differently, wow just how stupid a human can be, but anyway it's their nature,  don't worry about it I won't treat you differently." He gave her a cheeky smile.

"Umm….what did you say? I got your 'blessings'?" She said,

"Yeah, it was me who gave you, your blessing and your God." He answered honestly.

"....Kyle you…." Shinobu looked at him with an unbelievable expression, then she continued.

"Have you finally gone nuts?"

What did you expect, to believe him? If she believed that Kyle was their God without any proof, she is an idiot, a fool that believes it's true because someone told her so, but she clearly isn't that type of person, so naturally her reaction would be like this.

"Right….of course you would think that…'' He expected this reaction, if it would have been strange if she believed him easily, so he should do something to make her believe that he is their God, since there is no point in hiding anymore, and he needed to do it because he wanted to know what kind of weapon Shinobu left behind.

"Alright, are you done joking? Now please refrain from doing it again, you're insulting my God for claiming to be him, if others heard you say that, they wouldn't let you go as nicely as me." Shinobu was really mad at him for claiming to be their God, because of this her impression of him became the lowest.

Then she thought. 'I misjudged him as a person, he is not the person I thought he would be...and here I thought I could finally….'

Suddenly, a voice that she could never forget has once again resounded from her ears.

"My child, look at your back, I am behind you."

"G-god?!" Then she quickly looked behind her and she saw Kyle smiling at her, she added.

"Kyle?! Did you see God?! Where is he?!" She quickly said.

"I am God." He said with emotion.

Hearing this voice, Shinobu's entire body froze.

"Y-you...you're God?"

(End-)

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