My Unconventional Delivery System!

The flavor of Tohru's original dish was indescribable, it literally exploded inside his tongue, he swears it was the most delicious dish that he ever tasted in both of his lives, to think a portion of food could be delicious?! It was simply out of the world!

Suddenly he started to see hallucinations of a giant Tohru.

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Kyle's PoV-

I was in the middle of a strange hallucination, I saw a giant Tohru above me. She was at least 1,000 meters in height alone. She was fully naked, but I couldn't see her private parts because there was a cloud on pussy, and light-kun on her tits.

It was a boner killer, as a man I couldn't allow it to be hidden. How dare a mere light and clouds block the sight of the great me?! Courting death!

I suddenly started speaking the words of a third-rate villain in xianxia novels, since this was just a hallucination. Then I let it be, my body suddenly levitated and stopped in the middle of the giant Tohru's body, then I shouted.

"Hmph! How dare a mere light and clouds block this great one's sight?! HEAVENLY CLEANSING! BREAK FOR ME!!"

After I said edgy and cringy words, the lights and the clouds that were blocking the giant Tohru's private parts slowly disappeared, I was shouting.

"YES! YESS!! YESSS! ALMOST THERE!! COME ON! SHOW ME THE TITTIES!"

And when I was about to see the precious oppai, suddenly an enormous-sized bat appeared in the giant Tohru's hands, then the giant Tohru swung that bat towards me while saying.

"NO HORNI!"

Finally, it reached me and hit my head and the sound BONK! Was heard by the entire world after that the hallucination stopped and I regained my sanity and said.

"What the fuck is this?!"

PoV End-

Tohru was worried why he reacted like that, now she's starting to doubt if her dish was even delicious, since she never really tasted it herself.

"I-is it bad?" She almost wanted to cry, this wasn't the reaction that she expected. By his tone, she thought that he didn't like the dish that she cooked for him.

"Bad? No way! It's so delicious that it causes me to see hallucinations, don't misunderstand why I reacted like that okay?" He noticed that she was on the verge of crying, so he thought that he misunderstood her reaction as 'bad, but it was the opposite.

"R-really? Pweh...I thought it was bad...I'm glad…" Tohru sighs in relief.

Nobu, who was watching them, couldn't help but want to eat the dish that Tohru made. At first, she wasn't really interested but now, she heard that it was delicious to the point that it could make a God-like Kyle hallucinate.

She became interested in tasting it. She wanted to know if she would also hallucinate after she ate the dish that Tohru made.

"Hey, can I have a taste?"

Tohru glared at her, threatening her to do it because if she does, she would face the consequences, she said it clearly before that, the dish that she made is only for her fiance to eat, so there's no way she would allow her to take a single bite.

"Even if it's just a single bite?"

"No."

"Tch, stingy!"

Instead of asking her, she decided to ask Kyle, because everyone knows that she can't stop him from doing whatever he wants. "Kyle….what about.."

"No."

Tohru and Nobu were surprised by his answer, they thought that he would surely give Nobu some, and Tohru can't stop Kyle from giving Nobu a portion since she made the dish for him, and it's him, so he can do whatever he wants with it.

She became smug while looking at Nobu, she said. "Hah! Serves you right you cunning bitch!"

Nobu glared at Tohru was mocking her, if it was anyone that mocked her, she wouldn't hesitate to kill them, but Tohru was an exception, knowing that she couldn't beat her, she have to swallow her pride, there is no point fighting a battle that you can't win, that is just plain stupidity.

"Kyle, when did you become this stingy?"

"Stingy? Sure call me that, but there is no way I'm giving you any of this dish. Even if it's just a little, I want this dish to last longer, if you want you can ask Tohru to cook for you." He said.

"Hah? As if she would cook for me!"

"Sure," Tohru said.

"Eh?:" Nobu's eyes widened, she was once again surprised by this unexpected response. Today she was surprised many times. Her character wasn't supposed to be like this, but she can't just help it.

She continued. "Why? Would you want to cook for me? Are you going to add poison to it?"

It wasn't strange for her to be suspicious of Tohru's unnatural 'kindness' with all honesty which was even a bit scary for her.

Hearing her response, a huge thick mark appeared on Tohru's forehead. "Oh? I see, so you want me to put poison from your food starting today?

"N-no, please." This was one of the rarest moments of Nobu, who was once called Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, would say 'please' to anyone, like she stated before she was out of character today, usually, she would say something as pathetic as this, but it can't be helped, since Tohru was her nemesis.

"Alright, stop teasing her, Tohru." While his tone was calm, his face wasn't he looking at Nobu with a smirking expression, he thought. 'Who would have thought that I would hear this woman say the word 'please''

"I wasn't teasing her, I was being serious."

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Oh...Nobu, why do you have to say that?"

"Why? If you were in my stead, you would think the same, imagine a person that hates your guts suddenly started to become nice to you, if not suspicious what is it?" Nobu said her thoughts.

"I hate to say this, but you have a point, anyway Tohru will you still cook for her?" Kyle said.

Tohru glared at Nobu, and later on, she sighs. "Yeah, even though I don't like her personally, it doesn't change that, we live together and know her better than most of the people here."

"Great, then Nobu will you say it or not?" Kyle looked at her with a smile.

"Say what?"

"Don't act like you don't know."

".....Thank you I guess." Nobu didn't say anything after that.

"There you have it." Said Kyle.

"Hmm...so she knows how to thank huh, I've always thought that her pride wouldn't allow her to do that, I guess there is some part of you that remained 'human' like, alright I'll go now." After that, she went to the kitchen to cook for Nobu.

Nobu snorted. "A 'human' she says, never thought there was someone who could say that to me….also why are you looking at me with that disgusting smile."

She glared at Kyle who was looking at her with a teasing smile,

"Nothing 'human', or is it wrong for me to do so 'human'"

"You fucking…!"

"Oh no! The human is mad at me, what should I do?!" This was one of the rare moments that he could actually tease her, there is no way he would let this chance slip.

After that, the two started debating and they stopped after Tohru arrived.

(End-)

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