Live Streaming! This Parrot is so Beautiful

This is a parallel world.

is another earth.

Lu Yuan's summary of women, on the original earth, can only be regarded as an outdated joke.

But here, everyone heard these words for the first time, and they all felt refreshing.

This summary of women is also very reasonable!

woman.

Isn't that the case?

Making trouble without reason is simply commonplace.

No matter if she is wrong or not, as long as there is a quarrel, the man must admit it first!

If this summary was made by a human being, netizens would only be surprised.

But these words were said by a parrot, and the shock caused to people was strong!

Countless netizens were shocked.

After a short period of silence, the barrage in the live broadcast room ushered in an explosive eruption again!

"Grass, as expected of Xiu'er, she's so pretty..."

"Scalp is numb, Xiu'er's summary of women is too real!"

"In the end, I fought everything by myself... f*ck, it's too accurate, my ex-girlfriend is such a scumbag, it's obviously her fault, she broke up in the end, she posted on Moments and took all the blame on it I said it as if I was aggrieved."

"It's unbelievable that this opinion came from the mouth of a parrot."

"Anchor, did you teach what Xiu'er said?"

"Why don't you ask me upstairs? It's amazing that a parrot can memorize these words. Do you think Xiu'er created it by herself? Don't make trouble!"

"6666! The newcomer said that he was convinced by this parrot!"

"As a newcomer, it is a look of confusion and shock, isn't this parrot too smart?"

"Excuse me, how can I make my girlfriend happen to see what Xiu'er just said?"

"Looking at the comments, it seems that there are quite a few big brothers who have been poisoned by women!"

"It turns out that women are so selfish and terrifying? Fortunately, I'm still a single dog..."

"Evil! Where to go!"

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In the live broadcast room, it is densely packed with bullet screen text.

If you don't block the barrage, you can't watch the live broadcast normally.

Along with the barrage, many netizens are rewarding props!

When it comes to the creatures of women, many people are deeply pained!

Women in this world, just like on the original earth, have developed their status to the point of deformity, and many women have become unreasonable.

Usually, it is called for equality between men and women!

But when it comes to economic life, it is only natural that men earn money to spend on women!

It's not a big deal.

Violent phenomena such as sky-high betrothal gifts and brother-in-waiting demons are emerging one after another.

Lu Yuan's summary just now is for the effect of the show, and it is mostly ridiculed, but it still penetrates into the hearts of many people.

Because many women really like to make trouble like this.

At this time, above the live broadcast room, a large banner with bronzing fonts appeared again:

"Feng Shaoyu gave the anchor 'Super Rocket' X5!"

Five super hot, that is 10,000 yuan.

Being able to give 10,000 yuan as a reward casually, obviously another local tyrant appeared in the live broadcast room.

Later, the guy whose ID is "Feng Shaoyu" posted a barrage and said with emotion: "Xiuer said, it's so true, my girlfriend is such a person... Anchor, please help me ask Xiu again. Son, what should I do when I meet this kind of woman?"

"Yo! Another local tyrant who became a victim of a woman!"

"Local tyrant, you don't need to ask Xiu'er this question. You are so rich, and when you meet a woman like this, of course, let her go as far away!"

"+1 upstairs, if you have money, you are afraid that you can't find a girl?"

The netizen with the ID "Feng Shaoyu" saw the barrage and said embarrassingly, "I have worked hard to catch up with her, and I love her very much..."

Everyone was speechless.

I don't know what to say if I want to.

I can only look forward to Xiuer Parrot, what's the point.

...

"Thank you for the reward, thank you Feng Shaoyu for the super rocket, thank you very much... I see your question, so I will ask Xiao Wu."

Zhao Rongrong first thanked her politely, and then relayed Feng Shaoyu's question.

"Xiaowu, a netizen asked, his girlfriend is very funny, but he loves his girlfriend very much, what should I do?"

Lu Yuan had seen the barrage long ago, but it was difficult for him to speak before Zhao Rongrong spoke.

Otherwise, the fact that he can watch the barrage is revealed, and it will really cause an uproar.

talk nonsense.

Can barely be classified as smarter than other parrots.

If you can even understand the barrage in the live broadcast room and interact with netizens... then others may really think of him as a monster.

This netizen named Feng Shaoyu can say such a question, a typical dog-licking mentality!

At this moment, after Zhao Rongrong recited it, Lu Yuan didn't even think about it, so he took the classic quotation from the earth in his previous life and used it:

"Lick the dog, lick to the end, nothing!"

Just ten words.

But it contains the philosophical essence of treating women.

This sentence is the experience summed up by countless smart netizens on the earth in previous lives.

Since ancient times, women have been vassals of men.

They worship the strong and despise the weak.

The nicer you are to her and the more obedient you are to her, the more she looks down on you.

And those scumbags, cheating money and sex, hurting their hearts, but also making them unforgettable...

To put it badly, there are many women who are cheap from the bottom of their hearts!

Of course there are good girls who are really smart and sensible and know how to cherish.

Too bad there are so few girls like this!

When netizens heard Lu Yuan's words, they didn't feel anything at first, but after careful taste, they felt more and more that these ten words were not simple.

In just one sentence, it contains great truth!

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