Live Streaming! This Parrot is so Beautiful

"Fuck, this sentence seems simple, but it actually contains great wisdom!"

"You taste it, if you taste it carefully, you will find that this sentence seems simple, but it is not simple at all!"

"Lick the dog, lick it until the end has nothing... Think about it carefully, isn't that what it is?"

"Yeah, many men are obedient to women and take good care of them, but what they get in return is to be honest, and maybe they will be the first to be picked by scumbags!"

"I've dated a few girlfriends myself. According to my experience, Xiu'er is right. Women, don't be too used to it, or you won't be taken seriously at all!"

"The local tyrant named Feng Shaoyu heard what Xiu'er said, what do you think?"

"Is your focus wrong? Shouldn't you be surprised that this sentence came from a parrot?"

"Don't make a fuss upstairs, this is Xiu'er's basic operation!"

"Too naive, this parrot is smart, but someone must have taught him what he said!"

"Then the question is, who taught him? Should the anchor say something?"

"The anchor looks stupid, shouldn't he be able to say such a big truth?"

"Apart from the anchor, is there anyone else to teach this parrot?"

...

Lu Yuan's words resonated with many netizens.

Because what he said is the crystallization of the wisdom of countless netizens on the earth in previous lives, it is naturally reasonable.

but.

Netizens in the live broadcast room did not believe that this was created by Lu Yuan.

After all, in everyone's cognition, a parrot can talk so much, and it's already a blast.

Create your own classic words?

A person without great wisdom cannot do this.

When Zhao Rongrong saw the barrage in the live broadcast room, she quickly shook her head and said, "Don't get me wrong, friends, I don't know where Xiaowu learned it from. It's the first time I heard what he said."

Afterwards, Zhao Rongrong asked Lu Yuan again: "Xiaowu, netizens want to know, where did you hear this?"

Lu Yuan blinked, and decisively pretended to be mad and foolish, kept silent, and pretended not to understand...

It's all done, and it's not necessary to admit it again.

As long as netizens think he is very handsome, it is enough to become his fans.

As for the misunderstandings of netizens, Lu Yuan doesn't care at all, he just wants prestige.

in addition.

Netizens mistakenly thought that someone taught him, maybe it also saved Lu Yuan some unnecessary trouble.

Studio:

"Xiu'er stopped talking, did you not understand the meaning of the anchor's words?"

"Sure enough, this parrot's performance was rehearsed in advance. I said, a parrot can't be so smart."

"It turned out to be an act, so the local tyrant who sent the super hot, is it a dog care?"

"Dog care! It's really hammered!"

Feng Shaoyu: "Where's the dog f*ck? Look at my account level and talk!"

"Even if it's acting, this parrot's performance is so explosive."

"+1 upstairs, I've become a fan of this parrot anyway."

"Become a fan, Xiu'er is really too showy."

...

Zhao Rongrong looked at the barrage, her pretty face was dazed, and she glanced at Xiao Wu strangely.

Whether it was played or not, no one knows better than her.

"Stinky sister, what are you looking at? Brother is hungry, go get some food!" At this moment, Lu Yuan said.

Hearing Lu Yuan's words, netizens burst into laughter.

"Xiu'er is awesome, domineering side leak!"

"Hahaha, this parrot is really cool, making the anchor so domineering!"

"666... ​​This tone, this attitude, reminds me of my mother."

"Envy, I also want a parrot like this."

...

Compared with the joy of netizens, Zhao Rongrong was so angry that she exploded.

Dead parrot, actually called her stinky sister again!

Moreover, in front of so many netizens, she ordered her...

Am I being embarrassed?

"The food is on the table in the living room, go get it yourself!" Zhao Rongrong clenched her teeth tightly and refused to obey!

Unexpectedly, Lu Yuan was really obedient, so he flew out of the room and came to the living room.

Lu Yuan didn't mean to look for trouble, but he was really hungry.

Now Zhao Rongrong was a little dumbfounded.

She is very clear that netizens have been staying in the live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast, in fact, mainly to watch Xiaowu.

Without the presence of Xiao Wu, she was not sure to keep netizens.

However, just now she was tough, and she admitted in a blink of an eye, which would have hit her face too much.

After thinking for a while, Zhao Rongrong said: "Fellow friends, Xiao Wu is going to eat, let's wait for him, then let me sing a song for everyone!"

"Don't, anchor, I don't want to hear you sing..."

"As your long-time fan, I know your singing level very well."

"Let's live stream Xiu'er eating! I want to see what Xiu'er eats every day."

"+1 upstairs!"

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