Live Streaming! This Parrot is so Beautiful

The more you think about it, the more you get angry, the more you take a step back, the more you feel at a loss!

This is the negative energy joke Lu Yuan once saw on the Internet.

I have to say, it's a joke, but it makes sense.

Everyone is a temperamental person. If they suffer, they must be more patient and angry.

However, it is not easy for people to live, without a strong background, and reality does not allow people to be self-willed. Many times, when they suffer, they can only choose to endure.

Especially those with a big temper, even if they endure the loss, they will be depressed for a long time.

Can't even forget it in this lifetime.

now.

There are many such people in the live broadcast room.

When I was a child, I was bullied by my friends, and I would always be worried. Now, when I heard Lu Yuan's words, I suddenly felt very reasonable.

"Fuck?? This sentence makes sense!"

"Sao! Xiu'er did not disappoint me!"

"It's unbelievable, such a thing came out of a parrot's mouth. Did the anchor teach it in advance?"

"Lying in a big trough, the newcomer said that he is very confused. Can this parrot understand people?"

"Hahaha, Xiu'er is Xiu'er, newcomers, are you convinced?"

"If you don't support the wall, just serve this parrot!"

...

Zhao Rongrong's pretty face was stunned.

She knows best if anyone has taught Xiao Wu.

From yesterday to now, Xiao Wu has been with her.

And just now, her topic selection was completely random, and there was no possibility of collusion.

That is to say, the little parrot is likely to be able to understand what she said, and has good wisdom.

Otherwise, I can't say such a thing...

Zhao Rongrong suddenly didn't know what to say.

Xiao Wu's performance surprised her.

However, Zhao Rongrong was not afraid of Xiao Wu.

She has been with Xiao Wu for more than a year, and she has long been accustomed to Xiao Wu's existence. It can be said that as long as Xiao Wu is not genetically mutated and instantly becomes a terrifying monster, Zhao Rongrong will not be afraid of him, and she will not be afraid of him because of Xiao Wu. The parrot "gets smart" and alienates him.

"That... Xiaowu's words, just listen to everyone, don't take it seriously!" Zhao Rongrong said.

She faintly felt that what Xiao Wu had just said seemed reasonable at first glance, but if it was true, it would not be very good.

If everyone believes in this idea, and once they suffer a loss, they will find it back. Wouldn't it lead to an increase in violence?

"Hahaha, let's play your heart, we know it."

"Xiu'er is right, but reality doesn't allow us to be capricious!"

"Anchor, continue to ask everyone's questions!"

...

Zhao Rongrong said: "Then continue to ask questions, please send a barrage to ask questions, it is best not to send some strange questions..."

As soon as the voice fell, the barrage was another large screen.

With the question just now as an example, many people want to know what the parrot can say next.

Therefore, there are many people who send the barrage.

Although Zhao Rongrong said that it is best not to post some strange questions, it can't stop netizens' curiosity.

Some people asked about their fortune, some people asked about feelings, and some people even asked about Zhao Rongrong's measurements...

At this moment, above the live broadcast room, a large banner with bronzing font appeared again:

"Slam dunk master Yun Shaoqing gave the anchor 'Super Rocket' X1!"

Then, the guy whose ID is "Slam Dunk Yun Shaoqing" posted a barrage:

"Anchor, I want to ask Xiao Wu Xiu'er, what do you think of women?"

Now the ID of "Slam Dunk Yun Shaoqing" is the second in the fan list. The barrage he sends will be marked as a special mark by the Douhu platform. It can stay above the barrage bar for a few seconds before disappearing, which is equivalent to sticking to the top. , it is difficult for others not to notice.

"Haha, the question of local tyrants is a bit interesting!"

"By the way, we big men can't answer such a question. Wouldn't it be too profound to ask a parrot?"

"Visually, this local tyrant must have been injured by a woman recently, otherwise he would not have asked such a question."

"The anchor, please tell me, Xiaowu can't answer, we don't mind."

"+1 upstairs!"

...

Naturally, Zhao Rongrong also saw the problem of "sticking to the top" and was very helpless.

She must not turn a blind eye when someone else spends two thousand yuan just to ask a question.

"First of all, I would like to thank 'Slam Dunk Master Yun Shaoqing' for the super rocket. As for your question... um, I'm not sure if Xiao Wu can answer it."

Then, Zhao Rongrong relayed the question to Lu Yuan: "Xiaowu, a netizen asked you, what do you think of women?"

Lu Yuan has seen this problem long ago, and he has already thought about the draft.

Hearing Zhao Rongrong's narration at this moment, he immediately said:

"Women are very magical creatures. Sometimes they lose their temper. They just want to do something and want you to coax her. If you don't coax her, she will be really angry. But you coax and coax her again. It will feel that you are really wrong, if you don't apologize, then she will cold war with you, or even break up, and then silently send a circle of friends: After all, she is still the one who resisted everything!"

As Lu Yuan spoke more and more times, his simulated human pronunciation became more and more standard, and these words were clearly transmitted to everyone's ears.

When he finished speaking, everyone was shocked.

In the live broadcast room, it suddenly fell into a strange silence, and no one posted a barrage...

Everyone is dumbfounded!

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