Yes, I’m Straight. But What Have I Done Wrong?

Chapter 24: Story 212-221
Translator: Sissy That Walk
【212】

When Coquettish Guy was having dinner with his family, he received call from an unknown number. After answering it, he realized that it was from Straight Guy’s mother.

“Good evening, Little Chen. I have just made a phone call to Yangyang, while he didn’t answer it. Since he left in a hurry, I forgot to remind him that the crabs must be eaten tonight, otherwise they won’t be fresh tomorrow. I’m calling just in case you guys get carried away and forget about the crabs.”

Coquettish Guy’s expression changed a little, and he already guessed what’s going on. He tentatively asked, “OK. Thank you. Auntie. By the way, should it be all right if we hang out till late tonight?”

Straight Guy’s mother laughed and said, “It’s OK. Yangyang has already told me that he will stay with you tonight. I hope it won’t bother you too much.”

Coquettish Guy kept smiling and said, “Surly it won’t. Please don’t worry, Auntie.”

【213】

When Glasses-guy saw from a far distance that Straight Guy was waiting in the doorway, he felt warm in the heart. Straight Guy also recognized his car. He waved vigorously and trotted over with crabs in his arms.

“Put the stuff on the back seat and sit next to me.” said the Glasses-guy.

Straight Guy nodded, abandoned the cooked crab immediately and moved to Glasses-guy.

“Is there anything else you want to eat? I have nothing to eat at home”

“I had dinner at home. Did you have dinner, upperclassman?”

Glasses-guy smiled, “I ate takeaway.”

Remembering that Glasses-Guy said he would celebrate the festival alone, Straight Guy was a little sad and said, “You will be served with crabs when we get home.”

“Good.”

After saying that, the Glasses-guy bent over suddenly. Straight Guy’s heart was racing, only to find that upperclassman just fastened safety belt for him. Straight Guy exhaled slowly, but felt a little regretful.

Just then something soft touched his lips. The Glasses-guy seemed to have read his mind and said, “It is at this moment that I wanna kiss you.”

【214】

The Glasses-guy’s house was very large but empty. Straight Guy followed him to enter the house. After closing the door, Straight Guy felt a familiar tension and sat on the sofa like a shy daughter-in-law.

Glasses-guy was amused and said, “Why are you sitting so far away?”

Straight Guy moved slowly under the gaze of Glasses-guy, who reached out to pull him over on the legs.

“I’m very happy today.” the Glasses-guy said, nibbling at Straight Guy’s ears and neck. “I’m very happy that you’re here with me.”

Straight Guy felt his ears ticklish and shrank his neck. He giggled, “Upperclassman, it seems you are going to eat me.” After saying that sentence, he felt a little embarrassed, and jumped down from Glasses-Guy’s legs, flushing crimson. He said, “I…I will prepare crabs for you.”

Staring at Straight Guy’s back, Glass-guy was absorbed in his thought.

At that moment, the doorbell rang and came the familiar voices of Domineering Guy and Coquettish Guy, “Open the door and let’s play mahjong!”

【215】

What was supposed to be a two-person date now turned into a four-person party. Four of them sat around to eat crabs. Straight Guy quickly took apart a crab, and gave it to Glasses-guy like presenting a treasure.

Watching this scene, Domineering Guy and Coquettish Guy stared at the Glasses-guy with the attitude that “Shit! You are too shameless to eat crabs served by Straight Guy. What an asshole you are!”

The Glasses-guy took the crab calmly and fed the whole piece of meat from the crab leg to the Straight Guy’s lips. After embarrassingly glancing at Coquettish Guy and Domineering Guy, Straight Guy ate the crab meat in one bite.

Domineering Guy turned his head around and looked at Coquettish Guy. He took a crab leg apart and gallantly handed it to Coquettish Guy. Keeping silent for a while, Coquettish Guy put the crab leg accurately into Domineering Guy’s mouth.

【216】

Domineering Guy felt very wronged because he could not believe that there was such a thing as overtaking in gay love, now he and Chen’s love was overshadowed by that new couple. He felt depressed. Since it was his mother who would help him peel the crab’s shell at home, he spent a long time yet failed to remove the shell. Coquettish Guy looked at him, dragged away the dead and restless crab silently, and gave a crab that had already been handled well to him. Coquettish Guy said, “You can eat this one.”

Domineering Guy was so happy that he wished there would have been five cameras around for him to deliver an award ceremony speech.

After having crabs, four of them wanted to play mahjong. However, there was no mahjong in Glasses-guy’s house. In the end, they decided to play mahjong online. Domineering Guy was so happy that blurt out, “How should we play mahjong online when all of us are here together? If I knew better, I would play online games with you at my own home.”

Then Glasses-guy glanced at him with criticizing eyes, implying that “Don’t you know why you are here?”

【217】

When they finished playing mahjong, they all felt sleepy. Coquettish Guy said they would leave. Straight Guy stood up to see them off like a host while he had no intention to change his shoes.

Coquettish Guy reminded him in a whisper, “Little Zhou, your mother called me and said you would stay with me tonight.”

Straight Guy blushed immediately. Oh my god, he thought to himself, the only lie he told was exposed embarrassingly. “I… I… I… Little Chen, I’m so sorry. My mother is quite more familiar with you two, so I just…”

Coquettish Guy glanced at him calmly and said, “Will you walk us downstairs?”

Straight Guy was a little confused, but his instinct told him that Little Chen would talk about something with him, so he followed obediently.

Coquettish Guy said, “Little Zhou, although I do think people shouldn’t interfere in other’s romance life, since you are the most important friends of ours, we really hope you can think twice before taking the critical step.”

The step that Coquettish Guy said was to hand over his heart to the one he loved. However, based on Straight Guy’s recent experience, the step that he understood was all about blue stories.

Straight Guy lowered his voice and said, “Little Chen, I don’t mean to offend you, but I’ve been wondering for a long time that whether you and the boss have taken that step?”

Ah…Given the indecency of his question, the implications of “this step” were quite clear. Hearing this question, both Domineering Guy and Coquettish Guy changed their expressions slightly.

【218】

After saying goodbye to Straight Guy, Domineering Guy persuaded his darling not to worry too much, because he thought the upperclassman was not a bad person. If things went well between them, it could also become a blessing. Coquettish Guy couldn’t understand why Glasses-guy and Straight Guy get together so quickly, so he always wondered about it.

Domineering Guy was unhappy because he was ignored. He pulled Coquettish Guy’s hand and walked into the dark place. He said, “Leave them alone. It is our own business that is important. How long since the last time we tried to get intimate?”

Coquettish Guy let himself lead by the hand. When they were about to walk to places under street light, Domineering Guy hugged Coquettish Guy and whispered with a little nasal voice, “Little Chen…”

Coquettish Guy was touched and said, “What’s up now?”

His voice seemed to be vexed, but was soft in fact. When Domineering Guy hearing this tone, he felt the thing he was gonna say would be possible. Hence he embraced Coquettish Guy tightly, rubbed his neck gently, and spoke softly, “I want to sleep on the same bedwith you, for we haven’t tried for a long time.[disappointed]”

Coquettish Guy could not refuse such a Domineering Guy, so he comforted Domineering Guy and took out mobile phone to text the butler, “Please tell my father that I’m with Little Zhou and something popped out, so I will stay with him tonight.”

【219】

Straight Guy saw them off and jogged back to the house.

He was very touched that Little Chen and the boss were so concerned about him. However, he had thought about it clearly. He had dated someone previously, so he knew how difficult it was to meet someone who was good to him and could communicate with him smoothly.

“As long as it’s the right person, it’s okay to develop quickly.” He thought to himself.

When Straight Guy was thinking about it, he became more and more excited and then hurtled toward the upperclassman’s home.

Glasses-guy seemed a little surprised when he saw Straight Guy again. He said, “I thought you went back with them.”

“How can I leave you alone? I have said that I would stay with you tonight.”

Rarely was Glasses-guy a little at a loss. Straight Guy looked at him smiling, and said, “Upperclassman.”

“Huh?”

The Straight Guy jumped to Glasses-guy and put Glasses-guy’s arms around his neck. He said, “I’m not going to leave you alone.”

【220】

Straight Guy came out of the bathroom in Glasses-guy’s pyjamas. The clothes were a little big, which happened to display the youthful sensuality. When Straight Guy came over, Glasses-guy hugged him and gave him a gentle kiss.

Straight Guy pulled Glasses-Guy and climbed into bed. His mother taught him in a very traditional way. When the girl in charge of art-related activities in high school invited him to the canteen for a meal, he could even consider where to buy school district house for their children and how he would be a good husband for a lifetime. Now he had kissed the upperclassman and slept with him, so Straight Guy thought it was good for them to live together like this.

“Upperclassman, do you have a nickname?” Straight Guy asked, looking up at Glasses-guy.

Glasses-guy paused a while and felt a little helpless. He asked, “Why do you want to know it?”

“I’ll call your nickname when it’s just us two around.” Straight Guy was very shy, but he wanted to speak it up.

Glasses-guy’s heart melt but he was also a little embarrassed, because his nickname was not Nannan, or Jingnan, but Yanyan, a nickname usually for girls.

【221】

Each time when Domineering Guy tried to make some breakthroughs physically with Coquettish Guy, the latter would always think that he was risking his life to be a gay.

Domineering Guy was very depressed about the can-not-get-into matter. He nibbled on the neck of Coquettish Guy and felt very upset. He said, “Um, Little Chen…”

Coquettish Guy was also very desperate, because he was afraid that if he could not overcome this step, even Straight Guy would overtake them. He gritted his teeth and said, “Well. Squeeze more lube at my hand and turn around.”

Domineering Guy thought he was judged due to another failure, so he did what he was told obediently. After a while, when he heard the reserved moan of Coquettish Guy, he suddenly realized that things had been wrong! Domineering Guy was shocked when he turned round and saw Little Chen was lubing himself, he felt his nose was hit by something hot.

He said two sentences before he passed out.

“Little Chen, I have a nosebleed.”

“Little Chen, I also have blood phobia.”