Chapter 2 This Smell
Don't play like this, okay? I doubt life! Ye Chen shook his head vigorously.
Then, he touched his back with his hand and took out a mobile phone!
Let me play the king for a round, kill a few people, and calm down! Ye Chen said.
There is a jack behind his seat, which is convenient for charging!
Usually, when I can't sleep in class, I will choose to play games!
I thought so too today, but just as he took out his phone, he was stunned!
This phone...can be eaten?
The mobile phone is still the original mobile phone, but when Ye Chen looks at this mobile phone, he always has a desire to swallow it!
Like a very hungry person, the stronger hunger will be felt after seeing a piece of bread.
He wanted to swallow it, but he really couldn't. If he really swallowed the phone in class, he might not be able to take off his crazy hat for the rest of his life!
This is related to one's fame in one's life, so you must not mess around!
Are you playing a game? At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from the side.
It was Ye Chen's head teacher, Li Zixuan's father, Li Weihong! He is also the father-in-law of countless boys!
Me! Ye Chen just opened the interface of the king, and before he had time to play, he happened to be caught in the face, and he couldn't argue.
There are still two months left. Even if you feel that you have little hope, you still have to work hard. The important thing is not the result, but the process! Even if you are doomed to fail, this experience will have a huge impact on your future life. The benefits! I confiscated your mobile phone, and I will return it to you after the college entrance examination is over!
When Li Weihong left, all the students in the class looked over, some with sympathy and some with sneer.
The head teacher is too kind. This kind of student will only waste educational resources and affect other students. Why keep him? Gao Jianwen said in a disdainful tone.
His father is the leader in education in the county. If he had said such things in other classes, the head teacher would probably have already flattered him. However, in the third and sixth classes, it is difficult for him to achieve it!
Because, the old man will never buy it!
What about the son of the head of the Education Bureau? Still treat everyone equally!
However, his words attracted the approval of many people in the class!
In the entire Jingyang No. 3 Middle School, there are two influential figures!
The first one is naturally Li Zixuan, who is unparalleled in talent and looks!
The second one is this Gao Jianwen!
No way, who made his father the head of the Jingyang County Education Bureau? This guy often likes to sing and show off in his compositions, lest others don't know.
In a county like Jingyang, such a person is undoubtedly a rich man, what's more, this guy is not bad, and in terms of study, he is also under one person and above ten thousand!
It is said that even the bosses in Qingzhou City wanted to come to propose marriage, but Gao Jianwen's father refused because the child was studying!
joke! If there is no accident, his son is absolutely sure to be admitted to the top three schools in the country. If he works hard, he will have a bright future in the future. How can he be fettered by marriage now!
Such a person naturally has fans!
At this moment, when he said such words, many students in the class naturally nodded in agreement!
What the hell, these two strokes of Gao Jianwen, I will kill him sooner or later! Next to him, Bao Wensheng was aggrieved for Ye Chen!
My daughter-in-law is different. Everyone else is gloating, but she is not! Bao Wensheng said, glancing at Li Zixuan again.
Why are you so careless, and my father-in-law caught you playing with your mobile phone! One side is my father-in-law, and the other is my iron buddy. It's not appropriate for me to help anyone! Hey, I can't control this matter!
Bao Wensheng said in the tone of a boss, this guy's expression of beating is clearly more gloating than anyone else!
You really have to take care of that.
Ye Chen said.
Brother, don't make it difficult for me? I really can't control this matter. I can't do it with my wife.
That's your phone! Ye Chen said.
What?
My mobile phone was not fully charged just now, so I want to borrow yours...
Ye Chen, I will fight for you!
Hush! Don't make trouble, don't delay your daughter-in-law's study!
Hmph! I'll settle the score for you after class!
After class, where could this guy find Ye Chen? He ran away long ago! Bao Wensheng wanted to get his mobile phone, but he couldn't even find it!
East playground! No one's corner!
Ye Chen secretly took out his mobile phone!
As soon as I took it out, there was another gurgle in my stomach!
That strong sense of hunger strikes again!
He had an urge to swallow the phone, and it got stronger and stronger!
Damn? Could it be that I'm really crazy!
Can't eat! Absolutely can't eat!
But, I really want to eat it!
Tangled for a long time!
I don't care! Taste it before talking! If you can't eat it, it's a big deal before you spit it out!
After finishing speaking, Ye Chen wiped it with his hands again, and put the phone to his mouth. He wanted to see if he could bite it first!
As a result, click!
Crisp!
Damn! What's the matter? The smell of chocolate biscuits? Ye Chen was stunned, and couldn't help but swear!
If he hadn't looked at a corner of the electric board inside the phone, he would have suspected that someone else had switched the bag for him with a phone that looked like a chocolate biscuit!
What surprised him even more was that his teeth... how could they be so sharp!
The casing of my mobile phone is made of pure steel, and it can be used as a brick at critical moments, but now, this thing was bitten off by myself!
this……
Jingle Bell!
The school bell is ringing!
I can't care so much, since you can eat it, let's eat it first! Ye Chen ate up the phone directly!
After eating, don't forget to wipe your mouth, looking like you still have something to say!
If this is seen by others, they will definitely be shocked!
After doing all this, Ye Chen looked around like a thief, and ran towards the class as soon as he was not noticed!
However, just halfway through the run, Ye Chen stopped!
Googooo!
The belly began to turn upside down!
I knew I couldn't eat indiscriminately! This is a bad thing! Ye Chen's face suddenly turned bitter!
boom!
A big fart came out! The sound is loud!
I'm going! This smell! Nima, it's stronger than the smell of barbecue poop! Ye Chen was smoked by himself!
Cough cough cough!
Ye Chen leaves that place quickly!
I'll go, it's even on the clothes! Ye Chen's footsteps stopped again.
It has to clear up the smell, otherwise those grandchildren will think that I have fallen into the latrine!
But at this moment...
Googooo!
There was another tumbling in my stomach!
I'm dizzy, it's coming again! It's coming again!
If you do it again, the smell on the clothes won't even dissipate this morning! I'm afraid it's almost like falling into a latrine!
Hold it!
Ye Chen was so angry that his dantian sank, his face turned red!
I'm really holding back!
Well, no! How can I feel the existence of this... fart! Ye Chen was stunned!
He found that the fart actually existed in his body, and it turned into five small balls that looked like real things!