Chapter 55: Phone Call
Albedo wrote the last few comments on the report before signing and putting it on the stack of already finished reports. She glanced at the clock, noting that it was already an hour past her lunch break. Considering that Az had mentioned he wouldn't be able to visit, she had ignored her lunch break and just done some extra work much to the dismay of her maid.
After explaining to her that she would be miserable if she took a break with nothing to do but think about her husband who couldn't visit her, she relented and only insisted on a small tea break. She didn't reprimand or argue with the maid since she represented the worry Azazel had and her presence was basically on his orders. Since it was in line with what she was supposed to do, Albedo couldn't possibly make it difficult for her.
Cixous was clearly someone who would walk to her death if it meant fulfilling his orders, so Albedo couldn't push her too much as she certainly wouldn't kill her. There was no point in trying to order her to stop doing her job. At least, Cixous was sensible enough to negotiate and compromise. With that extra work done, she would be able to finish early, and from her schedule, she could see Azazel soon.
Just as she started to read the next report, her phone started ringing. Her hand was lightning fast as she grabbed the phone and looked into it anxiously for the view to appear. "Hey, honey." He called out lovingly and her heart skipped a beat. His voice, the literal voice of an angel, was like the greatest symphony in her ears.
What wouldn't she give just to constantly hear his voice? There was nothing she wouldn't sacrifice just to hear him hum or even breathe, especially after knowing the pleasure of hearing him fall asleep through the phone. Although she would have liked it more if she could be there with him, the experience of hearing him fall asleep through the phone was still something she cherished, especially since he didn't seem to know that he left it connected to her phone.
With their phone, they could accomplish truly great things, but the last thing she wanted to do was annoy him and constantly call him, so she rarely did. She had restricted herself to a maximum of 5 hours a day. Usually, she would extend it another hour if they wouldn't be able to spend the night.
Of course, if he wanted to be on the phone with her longer than that she would be more than happy to spend that time. Now, seeing him through the phone after missing him for the entire day was a feast for the eyes.
The way he glanced at her with a smirk on his face, made her face heat up. He looked so cool. Just the way he looked at her, the gleam in his eyes, the way his golden hair glistened in the light and framed his face. Truly there was no sight beyond this that she needed.
His smirk widened, which made her realize that she was lost in thoughts again. "H-hey, h-hubby." She stuttered, cursing herself for not speaking properly.
"Don't insult my beautiful and smart wife." He reproached her, making her shrink in herself like a kid who was caught doing something she shouldn't, though she felt happy nonetheless. "Did you take your break?" He asked since she had skipped it in the past.
"I did." She nodded, making him raise an eyebrow, though after narrowing his eyes he asked a question that she feared.
"For how long?" There it was. He just knew her too well, and knowing this she she couldn't help but feel happy despite being criticized. Of course, being criticized still hurt when it came from him, but it wasn't because she was lacking but because he was worried about her.
"For 5 minutes, but I don't need the break." She answered honestly, knowing that stretching the truth more than she had already done would just cause more harm than good.
"Yeah, I already figured you would say something like that... I am going to be busy until later, so you can take a break now and do with it whatever you want." He responded, making her heart beat faster as she guessed what he was implying.
A moment later, his giant cock arose through the phone. Her breathing accelerated as she looked at the towering dick. The veins, the head, the smell, and the little twitching as her thumb rubbed over it.
"I love it, thank you Az~." She whispered even though she saw that he had muted the communication through the phone, probably worrying that someone would hear the sounds coming from it. As for the work that she still had to do, she still had some break left, didn't she?
She sat the phone on the table before admiring the sight. Her fingers wrapped around the head, just feeling the mighty pulse in it as it pressed against her palm. A bit of precum leaked out and smeared her palm with it, Her fingers wandered down to the ridge of his head, spreading the bit of precum as lubrication around it.
She couldn't hold back anymore and pressed her face against it, smearing the head across her face as she inhaled this beautiful scent of manliness and holiness. A divine scent that had all the perfumes beat. And the taste... heavenly.
Her lips were already wrapped around the head, pressing down until her lips poked out on the other side of the screen. His cock was deep inside her throat, filling her up so great that she was coming a little. Of course, her head continued to bob as she wanted to pleasure him to the fullest.
Although it was his present to her, she wouldn't be able to forgive herself if she was the only one feeling pleasure. Besides most of the pleasure came from satisfying her man. So, with vigor, she continued to deep-throat herself on his cock.
The only unfortunate thing was that she couldn't easily lick his balls when his cock was throbbing deep inside her or that he couldn't pull her down at her horns, probably the thing she enjoyed the most during the blowjob. His energy and eagerness for her. It was truly her blessing to have such a loving man as her husband.
Her head turned side to side as she moved up and down, while her hand rolled up her dress and dig into her pussy, trying to pleasure her. However, her fingers could hardly satisfy her needs. She needed something bigger to fill her up, though before that.
Her head bobbed harder and faster, she even picked up the phone and and started to pump it down her throat as fast as she could. His cock flexed hard inside her mouth and grew harder and bigger with every second, giving her quite the challenge to get that thing to slide down her throat or even breathe, though she persisted.
It was only when his cock erupted in her mouth that she just pushed it down her throat again and let it rest there, massaging the cum out of him with her throat swallowing around his cock. He unloaded his balls straight into her stomach. She loved that feeling. The way his dick cut off her breathing and filled her up with cum instead.
There was no better feeling than this and she hoped he felt the same. She waited for a moment, before she pulled the cock out of her, making sure to clean the underside of his mighty tool on the way. With a plop, it exited her mouth, and as if he was waiting for it, his dick started spraying her in the face and all over her chest.
In a matter of seconds, she was soaked with cum and it was like an electrifying shower as she came her brains out on the office chair. Her pussy juice squirted out and onto the table. It was too powerful that she couldn't hold onto his cock anymore, letting the phone fall between her tits.
Her breathing seemed to stimulate it enough to unload a few spurts more, hitting her right in the eye. "I l-ove you." She muttered as she watched the cock in between her tits continue to unload cum on her chest. With a finger she wiped over her breast, covering it with cum before she licked it clean.
"Ahem." The maid tried to get her attention, but she couldn't bother with her. She just wanted this dick inside her pussy, pushing against her womb before painting it white with baby batter.
She carefully placed the phone onto her chair and completely removed her dress before sitting on it without hesitation. His cock directly pushed into the deepest of depth of her pussy, filling and stretching her to the limits. It was almost a too-tight fit with the way she could feel every vein of his dick, every little flex and twitch, she felt it.
Her hands cupped her breasts before dropping them again clean of the cum that was covering them. She started to lick her hands as his dick continued to twitch inside her. Although she would like to save all his cum for later, she also wanted it now. Given his words, it sounded like she would have a bit more time with this.
She pressed lightly into her stomach and could feel his dick flexing against her hand. Her hips started to move slowly at first, watching in fascination as his dick was faintly visible before she continued on harder, slamming her ass on the chair.
This phone was probably the greatest gift she could have given him. This was heaven. Her mind was filled with bliss uncaring for what was happening around her. Even the fact that the maid was recording her per request of Azazel was completely missed by her, not that she would disagree with it.
"Oh, fuck~ I love this. I love you. I love your cock. Please, give it to meeee~" She hollered as her insides were stretched even further with loads of cum shooting inside her. Her stomach bulged slightly from the amount, but she was far from done. Without pulling out, she started to pump his dick for more. She just couldn't get enough of it.
The maid on the side had already sat down with her legs propped up on the armrest of her chair. One hand was filming Albedo going to town while she started to masturbate to the scene of the succubus riding on this massive phallic pole that looked far too big to be ridden on. It was like the succubus was possessed as her hips continued to move despite her eyes already glazing over from time to time indicating that she had passed out.
Just as Albedo slammed her hips down once more, causing Azazel's dick to unload yet another ungodly amount of cum inside her, she received a call. She was still a bit dazed but accepted the connection anyway. "Albedo-sama, the meeting will be soon." This reminder of Yuri cleared her mind a bit before looking at the clock on the wall.
She realized that she had been going for the last 3 hours. Nonstop of riding this marvelous dick. She looked down at her body and saw the considerable bulge. It was obvious that she needed to prepare as she couldn't be seen like this.
After a moment, She pulled his mighty cock out of her and sat the phone down on the table. Then she squatted over a bucket and filled it with cum. After it was overflowing, she turned to the maid. "You can have the rest on the floor." She called out to the maid before looking at the still erect dick, not even hearing the response from Cixous.
"How can it look so delicious?" She muttered, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. As if hypnotized, she dragged her tongue across the shaft until her tongue ran across the ridge of the head before sucking it as she got to the tip. With a smack, it plopped out of her mouth again. "This is the best~" She shuddered as enjoyed the taste for a moment.
After sitting down on the now-cleaned chair again, she just started licking it, cleaning every nook and cranny.
Smack.
Repeated smacking and clapping sounded out as she slapped the dick into her face and on her mouth, just feeling the meaty slap on her face was something that fulfilled her deeply.
"Albedo? I think it is time for your appointment." Cixous reminded her timidly, making Albedo turn to the clock again to see that another half an hour had passed. She couldn't help but sigh as she looked at the cock with reluctance.
"S-should I keep watch over it?" The maid asked with a not-so-hidden desire, making Albedo almost grimace at the thought. This was her phone, modified as a present from her husband, now his dick was there. How could she possibly give it to someone else to watch over it? Especially since Azazel didn't know about any new arrangement.
Of course, she could tell him, but what if she disturbed him now? After all, he should be in the meeting as well. "No, it's alright." She finally answered much to the disappointment of the maid.
Albedo stood up she pulled out panties from her inventory and placed her phone in there before pulling it up. However, she quickly realized that it would be difficult to walk with that unwieldy phone in her pussy. She pondered for a moment before realizing that it would be more convenient if it were in her ass...
After hesitating for a moment, she inserted it slowly. It was an extremely tight fit and it was difficult to breathe when it was inside her. She adjusted to it for a moment before wearing a clean dress again. "Is anything visible?" She asked Cixous, who shook her head with wide eyes, clearly amazed by the sight. Truly no one would suspect anything and she couldn't help but wonder if they had done it in the past. It was no wonder, no one had seen them engage in sexual acts before the last time.
"Good, clean the rest up. I will head out after refreshing myself. What you do with it will be up to you." After saying that she walked out of the office, leaving the maid behind with a dirtied floor, though she looked like a little kid that had just gotten an early Christmas present.
...
Ainz sat on the main chair of the table, with some of the guardians to the sides. Their heads turned to a mirror displaying the undead army that he gave Cocytus to fight against the Lizardmen Alliance, an alliance born out of the threat of their greatest crisis. At least, that was how they saw it.
After talking with Azazel about it, they obviously wouldn't eradicate these tribes. Although Azazel thought it was necessary to overthrow these tribes to bring them under their 'benevolent' rule. However, it was clear that he wanted to avoid a full-out war if it was possible.
Even though Ainz was inclined to agree to his request, he needed this skirmish to understand whether the guardians could grow beyond their programming. Cocytus, whose backstory and stats he knew like the back of his hand, was a perfect candidate to see whether he could grow beyond his warrior self and understand the basics of a tactician and maybe even gain levels from it.
He glanced at the guardians that had gathered. He didn't order them to watch the fight with them, he didn't even mention that he would watch it. It was just an invitation that he extended to Azazel in pretense to oversee the battle. The other guardians were supposed to only arrive after Cocytus finished the war with the Lizardmen.
Of course, he hadn't invited it in secret as a maid was close, when he talked with Azazel about it, but how could he have known that the prince's presence would attract the other guardians??
Ainz could understand why Albedo was here since she was his wife, but why were Demiurge, Shalltear, and Tatsumaki already here? And why the hell was the one he wanted to meet the most missing from the group?
"It seems like he is going to lose just as Ainz-sama predicted," Demiurge commented while pushing his glasses up as the Lizardmen advanced in desperation against the Elder Lich who was commanding the army on the battlefield.
"Umu," Ainz answered before falling silent again as they watched them slay the Lich and claim victory against this fodder army. He avoided saying too much with Demiurge around and just let him interpret his few words to whatever scheme his brain could conjure up.
As the battle was lost and the Lizardmen celebrated their victory, the view in the mirror vanished and he let it get carried out as its use was fulfilled with the conclusion of the battle. He had already told Entoma, who was at Cocytus' side, to tell him to meet him once they were finished.
He glanced over toward Albedo, who had been squirming and covering her face for a while now after it turned red from anger. Did she find it so aggravating to look at Cocytus losing the battle? "Albedo, do you know what is keeping your husband?" He asked, trying to direct her thoughts away from Cocytus' loss. Besides, he wasn't the only one waiting for him.
Much to his dismay, she answered negatively as she chose her words carefully. "He... is.. c-currently occupied." It seemed like she didn't want to cause her husband trouble by saying something she shouldn't.
Was he having an orgy again?? An emotional dampener later, he decided not to poke again. However, after a moment's pause, it seemed like Albedo had more to say. "Long and hard... A... great privilege to be used."
He wasn't sure what to make of Albedo's random words. Was she saying that he was working long hours and it was a great privilege to serve Nazarick in his name? "Right..., just tell him that he doesn't need to do it all by himself."
"I agreeeee~ I want to help~" Ainz wondered why she was speaking so melodically, but decided not to ask. Honestly, one thing he learned from his interactions with Azazel was not to ask him or Albedo about their private activities and arrangements. Perhaps, it was yet another fetish Peroroncino had inputted into them.
"Mhmm~ Nggh~" She groaned while clenching her fists. Her face was cast down and it seemed like she was in some pain.
"You okay?" He asked carefully.
"I am... more than okay." She answered. "If you excuse me." Without another word, she teleported out of the room.
That was strange, he thought for a moment before shaking his head. He wasn't going to pry otherwise he would just embarrass himself again or get angry. Without wasting another thought on her strange behavior, he glanced at the others. Why was Shalltear sniffing the air? It almost looked like she was a dog picking up a scent.
Why did he feel like the NPCs were getting stranger the longer they were in this world? Fortunately, it was just Shalltear acting a bit strange. At least the others were acting normal.
The homunculus maid, who took the recording stone after Albedo had left the room, was standing to the side of the door with a bright smile on her face, while Demiurge glanced at Albedo's place, tilting his head slightly, and Tatsumaki was pouting with her arms crossed.
Without waiting on Albedo's return or Azazel's arrival, he proceeded to the throne room, where Aura and Mare would join before they would 'judge' Cocytus' performance.
On the way, they met Azazel with a hand wrapped around Albedo's waist, pulling her to his side. Albedo's face was covered by her black hair, but he could see that she was still red in the face. It seemed like he had comforted her after she got angry at Cocytus' blunder.
"Hey, Lord Ainz!" Azazel called out. Although the words translated just fine in his mind, Ainz couldn't help but feel like it sometimes sounded different from how the other NPCs said it. "Did Cocytus fail?"
"Did Albedo not tell you when you comforted her?" Did he not ask her why she was so upset when he saw her in that state?
"Comfort her? Ahh, you certainly have a na... nice perception of things" At the questioning tone and the amused comment afterward, Ainz's mind churned with possibilities to interpret a hidden meaning, but he couldn't come up with anything. The prince then glanced at the others. His eyes seemed to gleam as he looked at them.
"You can head over first, I will have a chat with Lord Ainz." He ordered regally. For a moment, Shalltear wanted to argue but was pulled back by Tatsumaki. The three and Albedo then proceeded without them. Azazel watched Albedo leave with a pleased smirk.
"So, everything alright? Slept well?" Azazel asked with a smirk on his face. Ainz couldn't help but narrow his eyes at him.
"You know I don't sleep, right?" Ainz asked for clarification, making Azazel exaggeratedly sigh at that and shrugged.
"Well if you want to change that, I can be your winged man." He said as his wings fluttered slightly to emphasize his words.
"Isn't that the sandman's job and not an angel's?" He asked in confusion, making Azazel's smile twitch slightly.
The prince shook his head, "Never mind, it was a bad one anyway."
"Right... So, is Albedo better?"
"Of course, she is more than happy."
"Huh, she seemed rather upset a minute ago." He thought about her tense body, the quivering lip she bit, and the way she covered her red face, uncaring how the battle proceeded.
"Naw, believe me. She is good. A never-ending ride of happiness. Even now she is deeply affected by my gifts and attention."
"...That's good to hear? So, what did you think about the fact that Cocytus lost?" He finally asked.
"It was likely that he would fail with that army and without any experience, but as long as he learns from it in the future it's a good investment. Of course, I hope you will revive the lizardmen who fought heroically at the front. Once they turn to our vassals, they can be a guiding force for the rest. After all, heroes make for good hostages."
Ainz's jaw opened before closing it with an audible clack. He just nodded, not mentioning that these words coming from the angel were deeply disturbing. They proceeded toward the throne room at a slow pace. "We already discussed this and if they plead we will resurrect them, though I still think it would be a bad idea to revive most of them. This kind of attention might be dangerous."
"Yeah, we can make some grand ritual to downplay the ease we can do it with. Anyway, what about your adventurer career? Everything going smoothly?" Azazel asked as they walked around the corner.
"Adamantite." Ainz simply said, knowing that the other had also ranked up not long ago. It wasn't worth comparing himself with Azazel, he was bound to be disappointed.
"Nice, speaking of Adventurers, did you read Sebas' report?" Azazel suddenly asked, making Ainz wonder why he was directing the conversation to that topic. Did something big happen? Did he miss something??
"...No, why?" He admitted a bit anxious as he observed Azazel for a reaction. The prince gave him a side-eye.
"Well, I think he found the sister of that girl of those adventurers you hung around with."
"Wait, Ninya?"
"Yeah, that's the one!" Ainz's eyes of orbs glowed intensely as he heard that. He knew that Ninya had been searching for his sister. "Wait, did you say girl? Isn't Ninya a guy?" Azazel's face seemed to stiffen slightly before he scratched his head.
"Isn't he a girl? His sister at least mentioned Ninya as her sister."
"Oh, then perhaps she doesn't know he- she dresses up?" Ainz remembered them mentioning only consisting of guys since any girl would cause problems in the dynamic of the group. Azazel shrugged.
"Maybe." He nonchalantly answered as they entered the throne room as Albedo announced their arrival. The guardians bowed to them as they proceeded to the throne. He glanced over to Azazel by his side. This was the first time, he didn't feel like he was the only one shouldering the responsibility of Nazarick's expectations.