Prince and His Fool

Guang pats his head smiling as this was the first time she had held her son in years. "Now, now stop being a big baby and drink with me. I designed it especially for you," she said as Rong Zian let go of her. The pair sat down indulging in sweet things like it was the end of the world. Guang had neglected to mention that her wine was so strong that Rong Zian drank it as though drinking water that they were both wasted with ten minutes.

"So-, so let me, let me ask you a thing?" stammered any already drunk goddess flinging her hands in the air accidentally knocking down a plate of muffins.

They both looked at the plate in a drunken stupor watching the muffins rolling away as though looking at something enchanting. Rong Zian tried to stand up and pick them up but ditched the idea as he sat back down smiling, "I can-, I can't fuckin' get up. What is this shit?" he asked holding up the empty bottle straight into Guang's face.

"Oh n-no need, the mu-mu-muffin will be just fine, there absolutely no germs in the clouds. I swear," she replied placing her right hand on her heart as though pledging allegiance. "I will make you eat it later. Now ummmm...yes. Have you done the deed yet?"

Rong Zian scratched his head in confusion regretting ever touching that bottle. "I h-h-haven't done anything, we just kissed here," he mumbled while pointing at his cheek.

Guang shook her head like a rattle and corrected him, "No, no, no, no, not that deed. I meant asking him to be your boyfriend?"

"No- not yet but I will when he wakes up," he replied taking another sip with a foolish grin.

"I see, so h-how are you d-d-doing him, I meant it," she asked leaning forward to hear his great plan in the conquest of love..

Rong Zian pulled her closer and whispered, "Sssssshhhh! It's a secret. The walls have fuckin' ears," pointing all over the place, "I want to give him the sky."

"HAHAHAHAHA! Don't you have t-to fuckin' talk t-to me before you hijack the s-sky," she said bursting into a peal of unrestraint laughter.

"N-no d-don't laugh at me. I meant to light up the sky with a t-t-thousand lanterns written 'I love you Yan Yan' and gift him with a fragrance. W-W-What do you think," he spoke with passion as he could already picture it in his mind.

"Fine, fine I won't laugh but w-why a thousand, why n-not fi-fi-five twenty like the kids do these days?"

"Because he would rather be smooched to death by me a thousand times," he responded like a hero declaring victory.

Guang covered her face with her hands kicking her legs in excitement, "AHAHAHAH! I am getting another son. If you need a child th-this goddess will take care of it," she offered proudly pointing at herself but Rong Zian spit-out all the wine in his mouth.

Seeing his reaction, she clarified, "I didn't mean you would get pregnant but it would fuckin' funny watching you give birth HAHAHAHA!"

And thus was the conversation between Guang and Rong Zian before he woke up in Wu Yange's arms.

***

Highly intoxicated, Rong Zian woke up with his head spinning like a spindle. Wu Yange was still lying down in the same position he was before Rong Zian went to Guang's space, He gazed at Wu Yange with a foolish smile and brazenly poked his face but he wasn't satisfied.

"Hey Yan Yan, we need to do a medical check-up on you. How about you call me doctor Rong and I promise I won't give you a shot," he said sitting up. He sat on top of Wu Yange with his knees at either side of the prince's waist. "Oh s-s-so so you don't w-w-w-want to call me doctor Rong. Fine how about slutty nurse Zian?" he said looking down at him.

Off course, Wu Yange didn't respond, not that Rong Zian was too drunk to expect an answer. "Since you didn't respond then I owe you an injection but first I will inspect your neck it seems like something is a-amiss," he said leaning down and gently sucking on Wu Yange's neck till it reddened leaving a visible love bite.

Rong Zian observed his handy work and moved on to something more interesting. "All good, now I need to check your lips. Tsk, tsk, tsk, why are so pale? Let me add so-some colour to them. Don't complain its purely for medical reasons," he uttered and lowered his head eagerly nibbling on Wu Yange's lips. The drunk Rong Zian had no comprehension of the word excessive leaving another visible cut on Wu Yange's thin lips.

The drunkard was so thrilled he wanted to do more. "Now I need to check your heartbeat and see if it's beating normal," he said as he enthusiastically loosened Wu Yange's garments exposing his sturdy muscular chest. Rong Zian's face reddened as he lowered his ear to listen to Wu Yange's heartbeat with a roguish smile on his face. His unruly hands zealously fondled the prince's smooth skin, thoroughly eating Tofu to his heart's content. Unfortunately for him, their medical examination ended there when Ying Tie walked into such a situation.

"What are you doing?" yelled Ying Tie while literary dragging him out.

"I am doing a medical check-up," replied Rong Zian unwillingly to leave Wu Yange while digging his claws into a pillar.

"Gosh, I will only let you in once you sober up. Where on earth did you even get the alcohol? We don't even have any in the entire property," said Ying Tie successful prying him off the pillar and dragging him straight to the bathroom in an attempt to sober him up.

Though he was banned from Wu Yange's room and couldn't go back in he was determined to sneak back in later. He wouldn't be rest assured until the full examination was complete.