One Piece: Chaos Kong

Seeing how furious Linlin was, I couldn't help but chuckle as our haki clashed against each other, though, despite so dearly wanting to, I retracted my conquers haki out of Whole Cake Island and Totto Land; now wasn't the time to fight her, I was merely announcing our arrival.

'Hehe, there is no fun in attacking an unsuspecting enemy.' Mused Diddy with a feral smile as he retracted his haki before sitting back down.

"So, how did she take your sudden intrusion? Good, I presume?" Asked Freyja sarcastically as she looked at Diddy, who nodded with a grin, causing her to roll her eyes.

"She was quite furious; well, I have killed a few of her children, so I guess it's understandable." Remarked Diddy with a smirk as he sat back down opposite of Freyja.

"Hoho, a few may be a bit of an understatement; Linlin would've probably chased us herself if it weren't for the other Emperors like Kaido, Blackbeard, and Red Haired, who may be vying her Road Poneglyph." Said Sebas lightly as he glanced at Diddy while eating breakfast, causing him to chuckle.

"I don't even know why they would want it; didn't you say Ohara was destroyed? What will they do with a poneglyph they can't even read? Use it as decoration?" Asked Diddy sarcastically as he glanced at Sebas, who simply laughed while shaking his head.

"Tsk, let's just hurry up and get to Totto Land; I need to blow off some fucking steam." Said Mael angrily as he constantly tapped his foot while looking out the window.

"Chill out, would you, Mael? You can be quite a buzz kill, but you're usually not this easily aggravated, even if it's Freyja, who seems to be very proficient in eliciting anger in someone." Remarked Trenza lightly as she blankly looked at Mael.

"Yeah, what's up with you today?" Asked Janet curiously as she looked at Mael, who grunted in anger before standing up and aggressively pointing at Freyja.

"What's up with me!? I didn't get any fucking sleep last night because of this bitches unsufferable moans! That's what's fucking wrong with me! Do you know how badly I want to put a fucking axe through her skull right now!?" Exclaimed Mael aggressively as he glared at Trenza and Janet while pointing at Freyja, who had returned to reading her book, though her faint smile said otherwise.

"Understandable, forget I asked." Said Janet lightly with an awkward smile as she retracted her head while Trenza nodded in agreement.

"Why not just sleep further away?" Asked Grand, slightly confusedly as he glanced at Mael while Scar opted to stay silent.

"Tch, and go fucking where Grand? Sleep near your room? So I can hear Janet's moans instead of Freyja's? Maybe I should sleep on the roof to listen to Trenza's moans, which are even worse than Freyja's!" Yelled Mael angrily as he eyed Grand before glancing between Janet and Trenza, who were both blushing.

"Hey! Don't lump me in with Trenza; my moans are that of a normal woman's." Said Janet with a slight frown as he eyed Mael, who aggressively scoffed while Trenza furrowed her brows.

"Hmph, what's that supposed to mean, Janet? My moans sound just like a normal woman's as well." Stated Trenza with a frown as she eyed Janet with all three pupilless eyes, only for the lounge to go quiet while everyone silently looked at her.

"W-What? D-Don't look at me like that! Say something!" Remarked Trenza with a blush as she eyed everyone, only to stomp her foot on the ground.

"You sound as if someone was slaughtering a herd of cows." Said Freyja lightly as she glanced at Trenza, only for Chala to interject.

"More like the shrieks of monkeys in a forest." Stated Chala lightly as she rubbed her chin with a thoughtful expression, her words causing Trenza's blush to deepen.

"No, it resembles the mating call between sea kings." Muttered Scar softly as he intently looked at Trenza, who clenched her fists in anger.

"Father! I don't sound like that… Do I?" Asked Trenza angrily as she looked at Sebas, who couldn't even bring himself to laugh and just hesitantly nodded.

"Tch! Fine! Just because of that, Captain and I are going to fuck right now! Enjoy my loud shrieking moans!" Added Trenza angrily as she forcefully grabbed Diddy's hand before leading him out of the lounge, only for her obnoxiously loud moans to echo throughout Pandemonium.

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Swinging Naga-sa, creating a gust of sharp winds that speedily flew through the air, approaching a nearby island as it sliced right through the tall tower, which had been bombarding us with cannonballs ever since we entered its range.

It's been a little over a day since we entered Totto land, and during this whole time, other than watch towers on the edges of islands, we haven't encountered a single decently strong pirate as Linlin had gathered them all at Whole Cake Island, and they were currently awaiting our arrival. The Big Mom pirates were by no means weak; many of our pirates were going to die during this raid, but that was fine; gathering recruits was incredibly easy.

"Tsk, stupid big-nosed woman, stay off Pandemonium!" Said Janet aggressively as she suddenly emerged from a mirror, only for her to break it.

"So, how was it, Janet? Did you manage to capture her?" Asked Chala curiously as she and the rest of the Frenzy pirates looked at Janet, who stood up while dusting her clothes off.

"Haa, unfortunately, no, Brulee is one slippy opponent; though, I managed to remove an arm and leg." Replied Janet with a slight frown as she reached into cleavage, showing everyone two pictures, one consisting of an arm and the other being a leg.

"Whatever, that's fine; I wanted her out of the equation since she could be quite troublesome, but oh well. Just try to stop her as quickly as you can, Janet." Remarked Diddy with a slight frown as he glanced at the two pictures before shaking his head.

We were very close to arriving at Whole Cake Island, probably only about thirty more minutes at most, though that's only if Pandemonium stayed at the same speed.

"Alright, Pandemonium, it's time!" Yelled Trenza loudly as she waved her hand at Pandy, who hissed his tongue before coiling himself around the fortress while Mony submerged herself underneath the water.

Obviously, as we were about to launch an attack against an Emperor of the Sea within their own territory, we needed a powerful entrance, so for the next few minutes, Pandemonium speedily swam underneath the ocean as I concealed our presence with haki.

When we arrived near Whole Cake Island, I raised one hand, causing every Frenzy Commander, Officer, and pirate to focus up as Pandemonium coated their entire body in haki, taking on a deep black hue.

"Hehe, here goes nothing." Muttered Diddy with a feral grin as lightning arched through his fur.

Like a dolphin leaping out of the water, Mony speedily flew through the ocean as we left the confines of the water and soared above the beach of Whole Cake Island, exactly where Linlin and her crew were; with a loud hiss, Pandy uncoiled himself as we all eyed the mighty Big Mom Pirates down below.

"~Ahh~, so many powerful men." Muttered Freyja with a lustful smile as she searched through the Big Mom pirates, only for her eyes to focus on Katakuri, who was furiously eyeing them.

"Hoho, what frightening display of might; befitting of an Emperor of the Sea." Said Sebas softly with a small chuckle.

"Tsk, it doesn't matter; I'll burn them all to ash." Declared Mael as he raised his axe into the air, causing it to be engulfed in blazing-hot plasma, which rapidly heated the beach.

"Just don't do the same to us." Added Scar as he glanced at Mael, who scoffed while ignoring him.

"Haha, this is going to be fun!" Stated Grand loudly with a smile as flexed, his shirt popping off his body, revealing his incredibly muscular body.

"It definitely is; so much prey for me to feast on." Said Chala with a smile as she eyed the numerous pirates with a bloodthirsty expression while an abundant amount of frost erupted from the tips of her horns.

"Haa, I still don't understand how you guys can be so calm about this; there is a good chance we'll all die. I'm only 30; I'd like to live a bit longer." Said Trenza lightly with a sigh as she gazed at everyone while reloading Sunaipu.

"What an amazing picture!" Remarked Janet with a smile as she looked at the picture of the Big Mom Pirates.

"HISSSS!!" "ROARRR!!" Yelled Pandy and Mony, respectively, their powerful voices echoing all throughout Whole Cake Island, only for a bolt of lightning to suddenly flash through the sky as it charged toward Linlin.

"Hahaha!! Linlin!" Exclaimed Diddy loudly as he lunged towards Linlin, who floated atop a dark cloud with fiery hair while wielding a large curved sword.

"CHAOS KONG!!" Yelled Linlin furiously as she rapidly flew towards Diddy.

'Hehe, here she comes!' Thought Diddy with a massive excited grin as his haki surged through Naga-sa, causing it to be coated with a dark black hue.

Spinning in the air, I slammed Naga-sa down atop Linlin, who retaliated with an incredibly mighty swing of her sword, causing our haki to clash violently, which prevented our weapons from touching. Our clash caused the dark clouds up above to split open while tsunamis surged through the ocean; even the island below violently shook.

"Hehehahahaha!! What fun!" Stated Diddy in pure joy and excitement as he stared at Linlin with his yellow eyes, their clash starting the war between the two pirate groups.