My wife broadcast live, exposing my one billion tax bill.
Chapter 3 Where shall I sleep tonight?
Chapter 3 Where shall I sleep tonight?
"It's divorce again, why do you look down on me like that!" Pi Xiaoyou was annoyed.
This uncle, how many of her male fans would love to have a relationship with her, let alone get married!
Instead, it was placed on him, like a bomb, trying to shake her off.
"Ah, no..." Jiang Quan saw that the little girl was a little angry, and he didn't know how to comfort him. He had never comforted anyone in two lifetimes.
"Then don't say the word divorce in front of me from now on! Do you hear me clearly!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked the stool next to him angrily.
"it is good."
"It's getting late, take a good wash and rest." Jiang Quan suddenly approached Pi Xiaoyou, stroking Pi Xiaoyou's head with his broad palm.
It's like comforting a kitten with a fizzy fur.
The two of them seem to be integrated with this fairyland on earth, immersed in the fragrance of flowers.
bedroom.
"Where should I... sleep tonight?" Pi Xiaoyou asked.
Full of shyness.
Although it is said that the certificate has been obtained, they are husband and wife in the legal sense.
Even though that incident happened last night, it also happened unconsciously.
After all, her current feelings for Jiang Quan are still just a handsome and charming uncle.
Of course, there is still a little bit of goodwill.
"There is no guest room at home. I will sleep on the sofa and you will sleep on the bed." After speaking, she walked to the bed and lit a mosquito coil.
After all, it is in the mountains, no matter how unique the scenery is, there are still many mosquitoes.
The lights were turned off at night, and there was already the sound of even breathing in the living room, but the people in the bedroom were really tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
After opening WeChat, she still underestimated the seriousness of the matter.
Or in other words, underestimated the degree of gossip of the melon-eaters in Huaguo.
Zhou Jingyi: "What's wrong with you, you just don't reply to my messages!"
Zhou Jingyi: "What the hell are you still playing with disappearing!"
Zhou Jingyi: "You can't have a one-night stand and get married..."
You are so accurate, lady.
Then there are endless red envelopes.
All notes - share money.
Pi Xiaoyou: "..."
At this time, silence is better than sound, and an ellipsis contains all the words I want to say.
However, if you don't get this money, you don't get it for nothing!
Open one by one and receive.
People these days are just too idle.
This allowed Xiaoyou to experience what red envelope freedom is.
By the time the red envelopes were collected, it was already early morning, and a burst of drowsiness struck.
silent night...
"Hello? Who is it so early in the morning." Pi Xiaoyou hazily picked up the phone directly and said complainingly.
"I belong to your uncle, you've got a lot of skills! Start the broadcast soon! Your house management is going to rebel!" Zhou Jingyi has a bad temper, but at this moment she has to hold back her sister who has been facing her for many years.
Pi Xiaoyou instantly woke up.
"I'll do it! Just say it, bye!"
After she hurriedly washed up, she realized that the uncle had already made breakfast, and at the moment he was watering the flowers in the garden.
What a pleasant life this is.
Different from night.
In the courtyard, dew still glistened on the petals, shining brightly in the sun.
Then match it with the eye-catching uncle.
Simply beautiful!
In a daze, Jiang Quan raised his eyes, looked at Xiaoyou at the door, and smiled slightly.
Pi Xiaoyou regained consciousness, but the roots of her ears were already red.
Now that you have decided to start broadcasting, you must be more professional.
Pi Xiaoyou took out the phone holder from his bag and turned on the light.
Quickly arranged the equipment and tidied up the grooming.
Aim the rear camera at the courtyard building.
Accompanied by the notification sound of the Douyin live broadcast assistant app, the originally black screen of the live broadcast room was decocted and printed with the appearance of a garden of flowers.
"The broadcast is on! The broadcast is on!"
"What about people? What's the matter with fooling us with a picture!"
"But don't say it, this picture is pretty good, and it's very high-definition, I'll take a screenshot and make it a wallpaper!"
"Sister ruffian, come out quickly! Don't play tricks!"
……
In an instant, there was an endless stream of bullet screens, talking about everything, and the ruffian who watched it couldn't laugh or cry.
And those who said it was a picture, I am afraid that they have never seen the world, although she was also shocked when she saw it for the first time.
Pi Xiaoyou rotated the image of the phone 360 degrees around: "I will show you the world, 360-degree holographic pictures, don't miss it when you pass by!"
"Look at this ruffian sister, she really knows how to fool people!"
"Fuck, this is not a picture!"
"What an embarrassment!"
"I'll go, which scenic spot is this? It's so beautiful! I'm going to check in."
"Going upstairs is really earthy. Which scenic spot have you seen like this? I have been to all over the world. Can those man-made ones compare with this?"
"Don't step on the horse upstairs..."
Involuntarily, another big fight broke out.
"Okay, don't guess, this is my husband's house." Pi Xiaoyou pouted.
"What the hell? Say it again?"
"your home??????????"
"You really think we are easy to deceive!???
Question marks filled the screen.
"Hey, don't you believe me?" Pi Xiaoyou looked at the question marks all over the screen, inexplicably annoyed, "I'll take you to see the world slowly, and open your eyes!"
She calmly picked up her mobile phone, and slowly pushed open the courtyard door, and the spring scenery of the garden came into view.
Even though it was not the first time seeing her, Pi Xiaoyou was still amazed, and time seemed to stand still in the live broadcast room.
The people who were complaining and disdainful were stunned.
And in that picture, a man in a white shirt with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses is watering the flowers and carefully picking out rotten leaves.
Time seems to be frozen at this moment.
"man!"
"A very handsome man!"
"He's the one from last night!"
"Hurry up! Come closer! Let me see clearly!"
"It's so beautiful! A fairyland on earth is not an exaggeration!"
In a panic, Pi Xiaoyou switched the rear camera to the front camera, and the barrage exploded!
"Hickey marks? There are still so many!"
"Damn, it seems that your husband is very capable!"
"Life is happy, sister ruffian, I didn't expect you to be so secretive!"
"I don't think this man's clothes are very good. He must be a poor man! The man who plays with flowers and plants every day is a coward who eats soft food?"
"The so-called little boy?"
"Pay attention to your wording upstairs. I'm not as handsome as others, so I started to get sour? Does that temperament look like someone who eats soft food? Don't take a pee to see what the hell you look like!"
[Zhou Jingyi] (Grumpy and irritable version): "Yo~ sister ruffian is awesome, she slept with such a top-quality man~"
This sentence was directly put on top.
"Sister Zhou is here, the younger one welcomes Sister Zhou."
"Sister Zhou also came to join in the fun, do you know what exactly happened?"
"As expected of you, sister Zhou, you dare to say anything."
"roll roll roll!"
Obviously, Zhou Shuyi is not the irritable and irritable version, but the ruffian version.
The two sisters not only confronted each other in private, but were also unreserved during the live broadcast.
This is the inherent pattern of the two.
It is obvious that netizens are used to this and enjoy it.
(End of this chapter)
"It's divorce again, why do you look down on me like that!" Pi Xiaoyou was annoyed.
This uncle, how many of her male fans would love to have a relationship with her, let alone get married!
Instead, it was placed on him, like a bomb, trying to shake her off.
"Ah, no..." Jiang Quan saw that the little girl was a little angry, and he didn't know how to comfort him. He had never comforted anyone in two lifetimes.
"Then don't say the word divorce in front of me from now on! Do you hear me clearly!"
After finishing speaking, he kicked the stool next to him angrily.
"it is good."
"It's getting late, take a good wash and rest." Jiang Quan suddenly approached Pi Xiaoyou, stroking Pi Xiaoyou's head with his broad palm.
It's like comforting a kitten with a fizzy fur.
The two of them seem to be integrated with this fairyland on earth, immersed in the fragrance of flowers.
bedroom.
"Where should I... sleep tonight?" Pi Xiaoyou asked.
Full of shyness.
Although it is said that the certificate has been obtained, they are husband and wife in the legal sense.
Even though that incident happened last night, it also happened unconsciously.
After all, her current feelings for Jiang Quan are still just a handsome and charming uncle.
Of course, there is still a little bit of goodwill.
"There is no guest room at home. I will sleep on the sofa and you will sleep on the bed." After speaking, she walked to the bed and lit a mosquito coil.
After all, it is in the mountains, no matter how unique the scenery is, there are still many mosquitoes.
The lights were turned off at night, and there was already the sound of even breathing in the living room, but the people in the bedroom were really tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.
After opening WeChat, she still underestimated the seriousness of the matter.
Or in other words, underestimated the degree of gossip of the melon-eaters in Huaguo.
Zhou Jingyi: "What's wrong with you, you just don't reply to my messages!"
Zhou Jingyi: "What the hell are you still playing with disappearing!"
Zhou Jingyi: "You can't have a one-night stand and get married..."
You are so accurate, lady.
Then there are endless red envelopes.
All notes - share money.
Pi Xiaoyou: "..."
At this time, silence is better than sound, and an ellipsis contains all the words I want to say.
However, if you don't get this money, you don't get it for nothing!
Open one by one and receive.
People these days are just too idle.
This allowed Xiaoyou to experience what red envelope freedom is.
By the time the red envelopes were collected, it was already early morning, and a burst of drowsiness struck.
silent night...
"Hello? Who is it so early in the morning." Pi Xiaoyou hazily picked up the phone directly and said complainingly.
"I belong to your uncle, you've got a lot of skills! Start the broadcast soon! Your house management is going to rebel!" Zhou Jingyi has a bad temper, but at this moment she has to hold back her sister who has been facing her for many years.
Pi Xiaoyou instantly woke up.
"I'll do it! Just say it, bye!"
After she hurriedly washed up, she realized that the uncle had already made breakfast, and at the moment he was watering the flowers in the garden.
What a pleasant life this is.
Different from night.
In the courtyard, dew still glistened on the petals, shining brightly in the sun.
Then match it with the eye-catching uncle.
Simply beautiful!
In a daze, Jiang Quan raised his eyes, looked at Xiaoyou at the door, and smiled slightly.
Pi Xiaoyou regained consciousness, but the roots of her ears were already red.
Now that you have decided to start broadcasting, you must be more professional.
Pi Xiaoyou took out the phone holder from his bag and turned on the light.
Quickly arranged the equipment and tidied up the grooming.
Aim the rear camera at the courtyard building.
Accompanied by the notification sound of the Douyin live broadcast assistant app, the originally black screen of the live broadcast room was decocted and printed with the appearance of a garden of flowers.
"The broadcast is on! The broadcast is on!"
"What about people? What's the matter with fooling us with a picture!"
"But don't say it, this picture is pretty good, and it's very high-definition, I'll take a screenshot and make it a wallpaper!"
"Sister ruffian, come out quickly! Don't play tricks!"
……
In an instant, there was an endless stream of bullet screens, talking about everything, and the ruffian who watched it couldn't laugh or cry.
And those who said it was a picture, I am afraid that they have never seen the world, although she was also shocked when she saw it for the first time.
Pi Xiaoyou rotated the image of the phone 360 degrees around: "I will show you the world, 360-degree holographic pictures, don't miss it when you pass by!"
"Look at this ruffian sister, she really knows how to fool people!"
"Fuck, this is not a picture!"
"What an embarrassment!"
"I'll go, which scenic spot is this? It's so beautiful! I'm going to check in."
"Going upstairs is really earthy. Which scenic spot have you seen like this? I have been to all over the world. Can those man-made ones compare with this?"
"Don't step on the horse upstairs..."
Involuntarily, another big fight broke out.
"Okay, don't guess, this is my husband's house." Pi Xiaoyou pouted.
"What the hell? Say it again?"
"your home??????????"
"You really think we are easy to deceive!???
Question marks filled the screen.
"Hey, don't you believe me?" Pi Xiaoyou looked at the question marks all over the screen, inexplicably annoyed, "I'll take you to see the world slowly, and open your eyes!"
She calmly picked up her mobile phone, and slowly pushed open the courtyard door, and the spring scenery of the garden came into view.
Even though it was not the first time seeing her, Pi Xiaoyou was still amazed, and time seemed to stand still in the live broadcast room.
The people who were complaining and disdainful were stunned.
And in that picture, a man in a white shirt with a pair of gold-rimmed glasses is watering the flowers and carefully picking out rotten leaves.
Time seems to be frozen at this moment.
"man!"
"A very handsome man!"
"He's the one from last night!"
"Hurry up! Come closer! Let me see clearly!"
"It's so beautiful! A fairyland on earth is not an exaggeration!"
In a panic, Pi Xiaoyou switched the rear camera to the front camera, and the barrage exploded!
"Hickey marks? There are still so many!"
"Damn, it seems that your husband is very capable!"
"Life is happy, sister ruffian, I didn't expect you to be so secretive!"
"I don't think this man's clothes are very good. He must be a poor man! The man who plays with flowers and plants every day is a coward who eats soft food?"
"The so-called little boy?"
"Pay attention to your wording upstairs. I'm not as handsome as others, so I started to get sour? Does that temperament look like someone who eats soft food? Don't take a pee to see what the hell you look like!"
[Zhou Jingyi] (Grumpy and irritable version): "Yo~ sister ruffian is awesome, she slept with such a top-quality man~"
This sentence was directly put on top.
"Sister Zhou is here, the younger one welcomes Sister Zhou."
"Sister Zhou also came to join in the fun, do you know what exactly happened?"
"As expected of you, sister Zhou, you dare to say anything."
"roll roll roll!"
Obviously, Zhou Shuyi is not the irritable and irritable version, but the ruffian version.
The two sisters not only confronted each other in private, but were also unreserved during the live broadcast.
This is the inherent pattern of the two.
It is obvious that netizens are used to this and enjoy it.
(End of this chapter)
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