My Father in Law is Lu Bu

“We greet the King!” Liu Mang was greeted by his people when he returned home.

“N!” Liu Mang grunted as he walked in. Normally, he would have nodded back because he did not care for hierarchy but he was in a bad mood.

“What is this! Does she really think of herself a treasure to just reject me like this?” Liu Mang shouted angrily the moment he entered his room. Sun Shangxiang was beautiful. But so what?

“Milord. There is no need for you to get angry at Miss Sun. She is a woman so it would be normal for her to say the wrong things.” Xu Shu said as he followed Liu Mang.

“Sigh.” Liu Mang was angry because he was embarrassed by Sun Shangxiang. It was a single matter if a woman does not show up after a proposal. However, Sun Shangxiang showed up and rejected the proposal directly, causing Liu Mang to lose his face.

“This Zhuge Kongming is another one! He is purposefully poking at sore spots. Even that Lu Su who I thought to be an honest man is full of evil tricks!” Liu Mang grumbled.

Xu Shu could only nod in reply. Liu Mang was full of resentment.

“Milord. What should we do about Miss Sun’s position after she leaves?” Xu Shu asked.

“Someone will replace her. You guys deal with it, don’t need to look for me.” Liu Mang absolved himself of this matter.

“Understood.” Xu Shu nodded. At Yangzhou, aside from the appointment of six high officials and the commander of the army, everything can be delegated to the government officials. Xu Shu could recommend people to jobs from the names given by the Ministry of Appointments.

The head of the woman’s barracks was certainly an important position. But it is not something that would stop operating just because Sun Shangxiang leaves. Her deputy can deal with matters so there was no need to worry.

“Milord. Are we really going to attack Jiangdong?” Xu Shu asked. Liu Mang had already given the order to Gan Ning and Lu Xun at the North and South respectively. He even set aside Liaodong’s commercial affairs.

“We can only do so if Zhou Yu Zhou Gongjin refuses to rest.” Liu Mang was no fool. Though he was angered by Sun Shangxiang, he still did not act on impulse. In fact, he announced to attack Jiangdong in front of Sun Shangxiang so that she hears about this and reports to her brother.

It was a warning to both Sun Ce and Zhou Yu. If they were to ally with Jingzhou, they would immediately be attacked. Liu Mang chose to give up the commercial affairs at Liaodong to show the extent he is willing to go. If Sun Ce and Zhou Yu does not ally with Jingzhou, then they could still have a discussion.

Liu Mang did not threaten them blindly. He even sent a medicinal tonic to Sun Ce to placate him.

“What if Jiangdong refuses to cooperate?” Xu Shu asked.

“Then we fight. Jiangdong and Jingzhou alone are not an issue. It only becomes an issue if they form an alliance.” If Jiangdong and Jingzhou were to form an alliance, they would become like Wu from the original timeline. Even Cao Cao who owned half the world could not do anything.  What could Liu Mang who only owned Yangzhou do? That was why Jiangdong and Jingzhou must never become allies.

“I understand.” Xu Shu nodded. He began to work accordingly, such as allocating provisions, after understanding Liu Mang’s intentions. “It is getting late Milord. I should leave soon.”

“Yuanzhi. How about staying for dinner?” Liu Mang urged Xu Shu to stay.

“No need. This subject already has plans.” Xu Shu replied.

“Haha. Then I will not interrupt your time with your wife.” Liu Mang laughed and winked, causing Xu Shu’s face to turn red.

Xu Shu had recently wedded with the sister of a close friend who happened to be fellow students. His wife was Zhuge Ling, the sister of Zhuge Liang.

Before joining up with Yangzhou, Zhuge Liang had already sent his sister over and entrusted her to Xu Shu. Zhuge Ling was waiting for marriage and Xu Shu was a young and vigorous man. They quickly hit it off and now Xu Shu was Zhuge Liang’s brother-in-law.

After Xu Shu left the study, a servant walked in and knelt down. “Your Highness. Princess Lu, Lady Qiao and Lady Yuan have already prepared food and are waiting for you.” The servant had been waiting for a while but since Liu Mang did not like to be interrupted when discussing official matters, she had to wait until Xu Shu had left first.

“I understand. Lead the way.” Liu Mang nodded. It was time to eat and Liu Mang was hungry. The servant led Liu Mang to where his wives were.

This house where they have their meals had its own problems. It was too big so it took a while just to get around. Liu Mang wanted it to be smaller but others like Xu Shu would argue with him. The residence of a King should be Shouchun’s Imperial Palace.

This was a place constructed by Yuan Shu. Though a part of it is in ruins, it was still a luxurious place. However, Liu Mang did not like it. He was afraid it would make Yuan Fang recall past memories. Besides that, part of it had already been turned into the Hall of Heroes so it was also something like a graveyard.

That was why aside from the main hall, Shouchun’s Imperial Palace was usually empty.

“His Highness has arrived.” The servant announced, interrupting Liu Mang’s thoughts. Liu Mang nodded and entered the courtyard.

Liu Mang’s four beautiful wives were already waiting for him. As Liu Mang wasn’t there yet, the four of them were spending their time chatting with each other.

After Liu Mang took his seat, they all ate together harmoniously before returning to their respective courtyards. In the past few days, Liu Mang had been busy with work and still needed to look at some things at night. That was why his wives sensibly chose to leave him alone.

After reading some things, Liu Mang blew out the lights and was about to sleep when he bumped into something under his quilt. He immediately took precautions but found that the thing he touched was something soft. He quickly realized that this was a woman.

Liu Mang furrowed his brows. “Who are you?” Liu Mang asked he touched the woman. The woman moaned but did not reply.

From the breast size, it could not be Miss Lu or Da Qiao while Yuan Fang was too shy to do these kinds of things. On the other hand, Qian Yu was too wild. She would have sat up the moment she was touched.

Liu Mang wondered if it could be Lazy Zou. After all, that person has been trying to seduce him for a long time. Lady Zou may have seen his penis before but that was it. This is because Liu Mang have not returned for long and every night he had to deal with his four fierce wives. He had no energy left.

However, Lady Zou was good at seduction. She always gave Liu Mang that itch. So now that the food is right in front of him, why not eat it?

So they had sex1. Despite being about ninety kilograms, he could be overturned by Lady Zou. Could it be that Lady Zou learned martial arts? Liu Mang did not think about this for too long because of their activity. They then slept peacefully until next morning. By the time sunlight shone in, Liu Mang smiled triumphantly. He turned to wake Lady Zou up but then his smile froze.

“W…” Liu Mang stammered. “Why is she here?”

The person sleeping with him was not Lady Zou but Sun Shangxiang, who was supposed to return to Jiangdong.

Sun Shangxiang woke up and immediately became terrified. She opened her mouth to scream. Liu Mang quickly covered her mouth so that his wives would not be alerted. Yet a bit of her voice still came out.

“Milord. What happened?” Several guards that were posted outside the door asked.

“Nothing!” Liu Mang quickly replied. The guard responded in affirmation and then stayed silent.

“Don’t scream. I will remove my hand.” Liu Mang’s grip was strong so Sun Shangxiang could barely breathe.

She nodded and then Liu Mang removed his hand. “You… Why are you here?” Sun Shangxiang asked while frightened.

Liu Mang was speechless. “Miss Sun. I am the one who should be asking you this. This is my residence, my room, and my bed.” Liu Mang replied.

Liu Mang thought that Sun Shangxiang would retort but instead, she turned her head and looked around silently.

“What… What is this?” Liu mang asked when he noticed the blood on his penis. He initially thought it was because he hurt himself from being too energetic but he felt no pain. He then realized that this blood belonged to Sun Shangxiang.

Liu Mang immediately thought of dying. He thought it was Lady Zou so he feasted. But Lady Zou was sensible enough to know that Liu Mang would not give her a title. It would simply become a dine and dash.

Instead, the situation became a scandal.

“I am finished. I am dead this time!”

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1. Sorry. As usual, I have absolutely no idea how to translate porn. Too many metaphors and “censored words”, turning here and there on the bed and all that. And after all that I still need to worry about sentence structure. I even straight up typed penis instead of “little brother”.