In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

"Akihiko." Itachi said before falling into silence.

No one talked and Kisame was feeling awkward even if he was an enemy. Akihiko just continued as he looked at Itachi. ​​

"So, what are you guys here for? Intel?"

Hearing that, Itachi just pulled down his hat as he replied.

"Akihiko, don't interfere in our affairs. You will die."

"Ehh, is that so? But it is my duty as a Konoha nin to protect the village, so I have no choice but to stop you. Anyways, who's that guy beside you?"

Kisame took off his hat as he smirked.

"Since the both of you have been acquainted, I'm Kisame Hoshigaki. Now, we all are acquainted."

"Haha, exactement, fish guy." Akihiko replied as Kisame's mouth just became a bit annoyed.

"Do you not know who I am?" Kisame said as Akihiko just replied.

"Haha, exactement."

Akihiko was having fun copying a certain blonde dead-fish-eyed school council president who thinks that love is war.

Itachi just sighed as Kisame took out his Samehada and asked Itachi.

"Haha, Itachi. Does this guy want to die?"

"Just do what I say. Your works are sometimes excessive." Itachi at that moment made a decision. He doesn't care if Akihiko dies right now. This event would just make Sasuke hate him more as Akihiko was Sasuke's close friend. Itachi didn't know that Akihiko was already their father.

"Then, it is decided." Kisame said with a menacing grin as he dashed out and slashed at Akihiko with his Samehada.

He saw Akihiko blocking the strike with his bare hands and had a thought that every person who was watching this scene would think.

'What the hell is this guy thinking?'

Kisame just slashed down but he didn't expect Akihiko to easily slap it away.

*Slap*

Samehada almost got thrown away from Kisame's grip but he managed to grab on it. Akihiko just had a very random idea.

He decided to do the same thing as Kurenai did in the original.

"Genjutsu : Tree Binding Death."

A large tree appeared behind Itachi as it grabbed him. Akihiko appeared from the tree with a kunai but the place got swapped.

"Akihiko, you're foolish. You should know best that genjutsus of this level don't have an effect on me." Itachi said as Akihiko just smirked.

"Are you sure about that?"

"Huh?"

"Are you sure about that?"

Itachi felt trapped as he got in the initial position, wrapped in place by the tree brances.

'Huh? My Sharingan should have been able to see through that genjutsu.' Itachi thought as he looked at Akihiko who was now getting attacked by Kisame.

Akihiko was easily dodging Kisame's attack while slapping Kisame's face and Samehada once at a time.

"You bast-!"

*Slap*

"Sameha-"

*Slap*

'This is getting out of hand. I should probably stop this now.' Itachi thought as he freed himself from the genjutsu and his eyes spun.

Akihiko looked at Itachi in the eye and used Tsukuyomi. Akihiko just fell down on his knees with sweat breaking out.

'Oh, he didn't go crazy.' Itachi thought as he looked at Akihiko who was faking his mental injury. How would Tsukuyomi work on Akihiko's 100.69% chakra control and he already owned the Mangekyou Sharingan.

He can dispel it but decided against it. Kakashi arrived as he helped Akihiko stand up from his so-called injury.

"Itachi Uchiha, what is your real purpose to come here?" Kakashi asked with his sharingan activated as Itachi just replied seriously.

"We're just here to find the Fourth Hokage's successor."

"Your organization already began to move huh? Akatsuki, was it?" Kakashi asked as he remembered what Jiraiya told him yesterday.

But then, Guy jumped in with a flying kick and kicked Kisame, making Kisame who had his face swollen from all the slaps fly away and hit a rock.

"Who's that guy, Itachi?" Kisame asked as he stood up after a few seconds.

"I'M KONOHA'S PRIDEFUL GREEN BEAST, MIGHT GUY!" Guy said as he made a pose.

"Kisame, don't take him lightly." Itachi warned Kisame as Kisame just smiled.

"I already brought reinforcements. Kakashi, you can take Akihiko to the hospital. I will handle the two of them for a while." Guy said as Kisame walked forward.

"Aren't you brave?"

However, he was stopped by Itachi as Itachi just told him off.

"Kisame, stop it. We're not here to start a war. Regrettably, this is all just nonsense. Let's retreat."

Both of them disappeared from the place as Kakashi brought Akihiko a few meters away. When they arrived there, Akihiko stood up and walked by himself.

"Huh? You were okay since the beginning?" Kakashi asked as Akihiko just nodded.

"Haha, my acting skills are great, I can probably become an actor with my looks and my skills." Akihiko proudly boasted as Kakashi just walked away as he replied.

"Yeah, I'm sure you're fine. You're back to your narcissistic self after all."

"Haha." Akihiko also walked to the Uchiha Compound as they both parted ways. Guy was informing about Itachi and Kisame to all of the jonins as Hiruzen, the one who usually gave important information was dead.

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Jiraiya was now peeking at some women's bath but Koharu and Homura arrived behind him.

"Jiraiya, we have something to discuss with you."

*sigh*

"Koharu-san, Homura-sensei, I already told you. I don't want to be a Hokage. I'll say it again. I recommend Tsunade. She is the grand-daughter of the First Hokage and is one of the Sannin. Her medical skills are also great."

*sigh*x2

Koharu and Homura sighed as they shook their heads.

"Alright, Jiraiya. We'll send someone to go and search for her."

They were about to leave but Jiraiya stopped them.

"I would recommend you to send Akihiko."

"Akihiko? Isn't he just a jonin?" Koharu asked as she hasn't seen Akihiko fighting and Akihiko only accepted one mission a month.

"Haha, yes. He's just a jonin but I can guarantee his strength. He will be perfect for calling Tsunade back to the village. But he has quite a bit of a unique personality."

"Okay."

Then, the two of them left.

Jiraiya then sat back and lengthened his telescope as he continued peeking at the women's bath, not seeing Sasuke, Naruto, Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon behind him.

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Akihiko was now in the Uchiha Household as he was talking with all the girls and Haku was listening from a meter away.

"Akihiko, we're all pregnant now!" Kushina yelled out excitedly as she jumped up and down.

"On the same day….." Yugao just continued.

"You knocked us all up on the same day."

"Ehe."

Kurenai then pouted, "That was our first night and you just knocked me up."

"Do you hate it?"

"No." Kurenai just turned away.

Izumi then joined in, "Do you think the babies will be boys or girls?"

"I think 4 boys 4 girls?" Mikoto answered.

"Hmm, 2 boys, 6 girls." Anko said as she took a cookie.

"All of the children will be girls." Akihiko said surprising everyone.

*Jiiiiiiiiiiiiiii*

Everyone stared at Akihiko suspiciously as Pakura broke the silence.

"Akihiko, you're not planning to be a daughter-con, are you?"

"H-h-haha, of course not." Akihiko replied with some sweat rolling down his back.

"I'm definitely not a daughter-con." Akihiko said seriously with "SERIOUS" written all over his face.

However, this wasn't enough to convince the girls.

"Anyways, why do you want all of the kids to be girls?" Yugao asked as Akihiko replied by instinct.

"Lolis."

"Huh? What did you say?" Ayame asked as her eyes started to become a bit purple but she didn't know it.

"Lolis are to be protected. I am very strong and every badass needs a loli by his side." Akihiko immediately answered as he was feeling relieved.

"Hmph, we'll trust you on that one."x8

"Haku, let's go." Kushina said but Haku didn't respond.

"Haku? Haku, haku, haku"

"Ah, yes." Haku finally came back to the real world as she answered.

"What were you daydreaming about?" Anko asked as her eyebrows went up and down and she smirked.

"Nothing."

"Come on, don't tell me you were thinking about Akihiko." Anko whispered and teased Haku as everyone in this house already knows Haku had a secret crush on Akihiko.

Haku blushed for a bit before mumbling.

"No, I was just thinking about how to teach Aisu about new jutsus. I was also thinking about how to cook new food for A- for the whole family."

"Alright, alright, I was just teasing you, let's go."

They all left as Akihiko was left alone in the room.

"Ah, where are the bears?"

The three bears came out of the cookie room as they all looked chunky.

"Oh, wassup, Akihiko." Gurizu greeted with cookie crumbs around his mouth.

*munch* *munch*

"Come on, you little bastards. You have been eating cookies for a long time. Time for exercise." Akihiko said as he grabbed the three of them and brought them to the training area.

The three bears were now running around in the training ground as warmup and Akihiko was muttering to himself.

"All of the kids will be girls, right? There can't be anything wrong with my skill." Akihiko muttered forgetting about a certain Law that no one can avoid.

Little Murphy was going around in the multiverse searching for some victims and he found a certain purple-haired handsome man.

He smiled as he sang, "Murphy~ is coming for you~"

Akihiko had an ominous feeling but dismissed it as he got a new mission.

[Get them back!]

[Description: You have to retrieve a certain gambling-addicted blond busty drunkard, her trusty subordinate with her emergency food.]

[Time Limit: 3 months]

[Reward: Aura of Despair]

[Penalty: She won't return to Konoha and will continue to spend money]

[Y/N]

"Yes, I'll just come back as soon as possible." Akihiko accepted the mission as he started making plans.

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Jiraiya was now grumbling as he was eyeing the telescope taken by Sasuke.

"Oi, Old Pervert, why the hell are you peeking at the women's bath?" Sasuke said with a glare as he was righteous, he had to stop the old pervert.

"That was for research, so can you give it back? Here, I'll give you some candies." Jiraiya said as he showed some candies.

Sasuke just sneered as he replied, "No way, you don't even give cookies and expect me to give it back? No way. What do you think, Konohamaru?"

"Boss, I think it is a heresy to not give cookies when asking for a favor." Konohamaru said with respect and a salute.

"Good. Now, let's go." Sasuke said as he took the telescope and Konohamaru, Moegi and Udon followed him.

Naruto was left alone with Jiraiya and Naruto was feeling a bit awkward.

"So, Perverted Old Sage, sorry about that."

"It's fine. Naruto, I have something important to talk to you about."

"Yeah, you can say it here, old pervert."

"Do you want to go on a journey with me? It will take around 3 years and you will learn lots of things. You might not be able to see your family again for 3 years so I suggest you ask them for their agreement. If you want to follow me, come to the entrance tomorrow."

Naruto gave it a thought as he nodded.

"I'll ask my family."

He then ran towards where Sasuke, Konohamaru, Udon and Moegi went.

-----

Akihiko was now summoned by Koharu and Homura as they started talking.

"Akihiko, Jiraiya recommended you for this B-rank mission. It should be pretty easy for you, seeing your records. You will be assigned to retrieve Tsunade Senju back to Konoha."

"Aight. I'll go tomorrow." Akihiko replied nonchalantly as Koharu and Homura just shook their head remembering what Jiraiya said about Akihiko's unique personality.

After that, Akihiko left as he visited the Dark Side for a short while. He even met some people shouting,

"ALL HAIL AKIHIKO-SAMA!"

"ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!"

Akihiko just nodded as he liked this. He then returned to the Uchiha Compound as he went to where all his lovers were and told them about the mission.

"Tomorrow, I'll have a mission."

"Oh, I thought you would accept only one mission a month?"

"This is pretty important, I guess. I have to go and retrieve Tsunade-san from wherever she is."

"Oh, Tsunade-san, I haven't seen her in a long time."

They all continued talking as Naruto barged in.

"Everyone, I have something important to say."

"I'm going to follow Jiraiya-san for 3 years."

"Why?" Kushina just asked this as Naruto answered seriously.

"I just want to pave my own path. I don't want to just leech off you, Akihiko and everyone else. So, please let me go." Naruto pleaded as Kushina gave in.

"Alright, send letters once in a while about how you are doing."

"Yes! Thanks, mom."

Sasuke was listening from the outside as he thought, 'Should I go on a long-term mission on my own too?'

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(End-)

Yeah, why did I send Naruto with Jiraiya?

I'm lazy to write both of them in the story during the three years. Sasuke may or may not be yeeted out of the story for a while.

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