In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

The next day, at 5.a.m Naruto and Sasuke woke up and was happy that they didn't find Akihiko. They quickly sneaked away but they felt a hand resting on their shoulders.

They sweated a bit and turned around to see Akihiko. ​​

"H-Hello Akihiko, today we have an appointment with our instructor." Naruto replied thinking that Akihiko will let them go.

Sasuke didn't say anything and closed his eyes. He didn't try to do anything and had already accepted his fate.

"Hmm, don't worry. Kakashi-san will definitely be late. Now go back and sleep. Today, you don't have to do your training."

Naruto was silent as he currently saw golden lights shining behind Akihiko and he started crying.

Sasuke on the other hand activated his sharingan.

"It seems like this isn't a genjutsu. Then, you should be a fake." Sasuke said pointing his fingers at Akihiko.

"Akihiko giving us a break? Hah. It would be more believable if a random powerhouse who can destroy the whole world come and wage war on us. So, tell me. Who are you?" Sasuke questioned Akihiko as he tried to attack Akihiko with a kunai taken from his back pouch.

Akihiko easily blocked Sasuke's attack and he just looked at them and said,

"Hey you two, go back to your sleep before I give you "special training" for 2 hours straight. I will wake you guys up when it's time."

Naruto and Sasuke shivered as they thought 'It's the real Akihiko.' before running back to their room to sleep. They both promised themselves to treat Konohamaru like how Akihiko treated them.

"Phew, I guess I persuaded them nicely." Akihiko muttered to himself with a smile.

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[The Dark Side]

Pakura woke up at 6.30 a.m as she just had a bad dream. She dreamt that Akihiko was killed while protecting her. Whenever she saw that scene again, she felt her heart ache although she wouldn't admit it.

"Haah, why the hell am I having dreams about him? I have been having the same dream for 3 days straight." Pakura muttered to herself as she had one hand on her head. She didn't have a disguise on her as she just woke up.

She went inside the bathroom, brushed her teeth and took off her clothes to prepare for a shower. During the shower, she kept thinking about Akihiko and why he didn't want to stay here.

"Hmm, shouldn't a male be excited when they are alone with a female? Why is he not interested in me then? Am I just not attractive?" Pakura asked herself as she had shower thoughts.

After she came out of the bath, she looked in front of the mirror and looked at her slim figure and said, "I'm sure that I'm attractive."

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Naruto and Sasuke were woken up at around 7.am before they rushed towards the meeting place holding the bento box that Akihiko made for them. Sasuke also brought the katana that Akihiko bought for him.

Akihiko decided to go somewhere before Kushina, Mikoto, Yugao or Izumi woke up.

Akihiko then teleported 500 meters near Kakashi who was visiting Rin and Obito's grave. Akihiko put seals almost near everywhere in Konoha. He spent lots of time putting the seals in unnoticeable places.

He then dashed towards Kakashi and tapped him in the shoulders.

"Hey, Kakashi-san. What'cha doing?" Akihiko asked.

"Ah, it's you, Akihiko. I'm just visiting a friend's grave." Kakashi replied while having a sad gaze.

" I see." Akihiko replied as he also gave some respect to the grave. Kakashi just watched this from beside Akihiko.

"Anyways, Kakashi-san, this year, you'll be in for a surprise. Also, you're late for the appointment with your team." Akihiko said with a smirk as he turned around to face Kakashi.

Kakashi was about to say something when Akihiko threw down a smoke bomb and teleported to Uchiha household.

*cough*

"And there he goes again. Anyways, I should go now." Kakashi muttered to himself as he walked towards the training ground.

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Naruto and Sasuke arrived at the training ground and saw that Sakura was waiting alone under the tree.

"Why are you two late?!" She yelled as she stood up as she had been waiting for 2 hours.

"Tell me Sakura, if you were given a choice between sleeping and training, what would you choose?" Naruto questioned.

"Huh?" Sakura was confused.

"Haiiiya. See, you wouldn't understand." Naruto just shook his head and sat down.

Sasuke just ignored Sakura as he brandished his cherished katana carefully.

Around 3 hours later, Kakashi arrived at the scene and instantly and greeted them with a wave of his hand, "Hey guys, good morning. Sorry, I'm late. I got lost on the way of life."

He met with Akihiko but just decided to go around for another 3 hours.

Sasuke and Naruto just greeted him while Sakura was complaining about how late Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi were and how she had to wait here alone.

This took around 10 minutes and Kakashi just nodded his head while reading Make Out Tactics. Sasuke and Naruto were planning on how to fight Kakashi as they had been told by Akihiko what the test would be.

After listening to Sakura's whining, Naruto and Sasuke wanted to drag Sakura to Akihiko and ask him to discipline her.

Finally, Kakashi can start what he wants to say.

"Alright, I already set the clock to 12.00. Today's assignment is to take these bells from me before noon." Kakashi said as he took out 2 bells.

"Huh? Why are there only 2 bells?" Sakura asked.

"There are only 2 bells so at least one people will have to go to the log. You can use the shuriken too. If you don't come at me with the intent to kill, you won't be able to take these bells. The one who didn't get the bell will also be tied to a pole and won't get to eat lunch." Kakashi replied.

"Begin when I give the "ready-go" signal." Kakashi replied.

"Ready-go."

Everyone dashed away and hid in the forest. Naruto and Sasuke hid close to each other as Naruto created a shadow clone to act as bait.

The clone then shouted, "Kakashi-sensei, let's fight fair and square."

Kakashi then came down from the trees and said, "Huh? Then, let's use taijutsu."

The shadow clone ran towards Kakashi with a kunai and threw it at him. Kakashi easily dodges it and the shadow clone tried to kick Kakashi.

Kakashi quickly dashed behind Naruto and said, "You shouldn't allow a ninja to reach your back. Forbidden Jutsu: A Thousand Years of Death."

Sasuke held his katana and transformed into a Fuma Shuriken. Just as Kakashi touched the clone's anus and the clone disappeared, Naruto ran out while carrying Sasuke.

Kakashi seeing that thought, 'Fair and square my ass.'

Naruto threw the Fuma Shuriken towards Kakashi which he dodged. However, as the Fuma Shuriken hit the ground, Sasuke transforms back and dashed at Kakashi with his katana and slashed at him.

Kakashi sensing that just took out a kunai before parring the slash, 'Huh? Isn't this Yugao's sword style? Yugao must have taught Akihiko who in turn taught Sasuke.' He made a conclusion in his mind as he continued to parry the shots.

*Clang* *Clang* *Clang* *Clang*

"Shadow Clone Jutsu." Naruto yelled as 150 shadow clones appeared next to him.

He smiled as he dashed towards Kakashi.

"Haaaaah!"x150

All of Naruto's clones yelled as they attacked Kakashi. Kakashi dashed and attacked the shadow clones as Sasuke now transformed himself into one of Naruto's. They were going to try the trick that they used on Akihiko although it didn't work the last time.

*Poof* *Poof* *Poof*

The shadow clones kept disappearing but Naruto kept mass producing the shadow clones. He had an endless supply of clones and Kakashi was starting to become annoyed as it was not ending.

As Kakashi was defending and attacking against the clones, Sasuke crept up slowly as he dashed forward and slashed at Kakashi. Kakashi narrowly dodged the slash as the OG Naruto threw his shuriken and slashed the bell. One of Naruto's clones quickly picked up the bell and ran away from Kakashi.

'Haha, Akihiko. Is this what you meant by "The team this year will surprise you?"' Kakashi thought.

"Haha, Kakashi-sensei, we won right?"

Kakashi looked at them and said, "I must congratulate you for managing to take the bell and for both of your teamwork but where is Sakura?"

"Oh, we made a plan together that if both of us didn't manage to take the bell, Sakura-chan would throw the shuriken and take the bell." Naruto smiled and bullshited as he remembered Akihiko said that Kakashi wanted teamwork.

"Alright, Sakura, you can come out now." Kakashi yelled as Sakura came out crawling from under a bush.

"Yes, sensei." Sakura replied although, she was still in a stupor seeing how Naruto and sasuke fought Kakashi.

"So, Naruto, who will you give the other bell to?" Kakashi asked as he prepared the rope.

"Sensei, do you have to ask? Of course, it is Sasuke." Naruto answered as he threw the bell to Sasuke who easily caught it.

"Hear that Sakura, you won't get lunch for today. If I see you giving lunch to Sakura, you will be punished." Kakashi said with a serious face.

After a few minutes, Sakura could be seen tied to the wooden pole with Naruto and Sasuke sitting beside her.

Kakashi was hiding under a tree watching the trio and checking if they would follow the rules or choose their teammates.

He then saw Naruto getting up from his seat while running towards a tree. He picked up two bento boxes and gave them to Sakura.

Kakashi activated his sharingan to read their mouth, "Hey, Sakura, eat this. These are already cold but it's better than none." Naruto said with a kind smile although he thougt 'Fuck, I'll get beaten by mom if she saw that I didn't finish my breakfast.'

Sasuke also smiled and said, "Yeah, eat it." while having the same thoughts as Naruto.

Kakashi who was looking at them from afar thought, 'Hmm, this can be considered teamwork right?'

He dashed forward and looked at the three of them seriously, "Remember, in the ninja world, the ones who break the rules and regulations are scum, but the ones who abandon their comrades are worse than scum. You three are a team from now on. Tomorrow, we'll start out mission." Kakashi replied while extending his arm and his hand was slightly rotated.

"Heheh." Naruto and Sasuke fist-bumped each other as they said farewell to Kakashi.

Naruto and Sasuke went back to their home. As they arrived, they only saw Kushina and Mikoto as Izumi and Yugao took a mission together.

"Hey mom, we passed the test, you know." Naruto said as soon as he entered the house.

"Oh really? What was his name?" Kushina asked.

"Kakashi Hatake." As soon as Naruto replied, Kushina remembered the emo kid years ago.

She laughed seeing how he became Naruto and Sasuke's teacher.

"Kushina-san, why are you laughing?" Sasuke asked as he looked at Kushina.

Kushina smiled dangerously and turned to look at Sasuke before she said, "Sasuke, call me mom. M.O.M."

Naruto from behind Kushina was signally Sasuke to give in. He knew the wrath of Kushina.

"Yes, m-mom." Sasuke replied as Kushina patted his shoulders.

"Good, good. Now, let me tell you why I laughed." Kushina closed her eyes and pulled Naruto and Sasuke to sit beside her.

She began telling the story as Mikoto was just watching from afar shaking her head. She was used to Kushina's behavior after all.

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Akihiko was currently at his shop, helping Pakura to close the shop.

"Hah, finally, all done." Akihiko said as he stretched his back.

Pakura was staring at him while her imaginary two chibis sat beside her shoulders arguing.

'You like him' (Chibi 1)

'You don't like him.' (Chibi 2)

'Huh? You like him.' (Chibi 1)

'Huh? You don't like him.' (Chibi 2)

The two chibis kept arguing that Pakura just shook her head to get rid of her imaginary chibis.

"Pakura, do you have any request? You have been working here for 4 months." Akihiko asked Pakura.

Pakura nodded before she decided to say, "Yes, can you come and help me 3 days a week?"

"Why? Is the work hard?"

"No, I just want someone to talk to." Pakura replied.

Akihiko smiled and patted her head and agreed, "Alright. I can do that."

"I told you not to pat me." Pakura grumbled although she didn't move her head away.

Akihiko just removed his hand as the mission screen now came up.

[Seduce Anko]

[Description: You can't run away from this now.]

[Reward: Random Summoning Scroll]

[Penalty: None]

[Y/N]

'Yes.' Akihiko accepted the mission as he sat down beside Pakura.

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(End-)

Also here's a joke for you.

If James Bond was Japanese, he would say.

My name is Jamisen Bondu.

Alright, it's not funny.

Sorry for the bad attempt at a joke.

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