If You Don't Fall In Love, You'll Die

Editor: Amaris

Ye Chen secretly told himself, ’He’s freaking handsome!’

Afterwards, he was kissed by the super gorgeous movie king.

Ye Chen softly gasped for breath, then Ren Jing held him by his waist. He was being kissed until he saw the stars.

When the two have entered the house, even the air conditioner couldn’t calm each of their bodies’ heat.

Good thing he still remembered about dinner. Ye Chen whispered, "Re-Ren Jing......"

Ren Jing was so captivated by Ye Chen he got distracted. All he wanted to do was to kiss Ye Chen again and again......

"Meow." The little kitten stared at these two beasts gnawing at each other with a confused look.

Ye Chen felt like an old father who was witnessed doing something shameful by his child, so he desperately pushed Ren Jing away and said, "I’ve made a dish, would you... would you like to have a taste?"

Ren Jing’s black eyes shone brightly. "You... made it?"

Ye Chen nodded, then reminded him earnestly, "This is the dish I made by myself for the first time in my life, so it may not taste so good."

What Ren Jing was concerned with was, "Am I the first?"

Ye Chen responded, "Yes, not even my parents have tried my cooking."

Ren Jing slightly curved his thin lips. His smile was very subtle, yet it had a particularly charming and childish atmosphere.

Ye Chen’s heart kept on pounding upon seeing that look.

Ren Jing asked, "What kind of dish have you made?"

Ye Chen felt quite shameful as he said, "Stir-fried eggs with tomatoes......"

Ren Jing replied, "I love to eat that."

Ye Chen, "..."

Death System rolled its eyes. "Where’s the principle and the bottom line? They’ve been eaten clean by the dog!"

Movie King Ren, whose love filter was as deep as the universe, didn’t think that the red and yellowish thing was weird at all. He felt that it was cute, especially cute.

Ye Chen hesitated for a moment, but in the end he didn’t have the heart to ’murder his husband’.

"......It has turned cold, it would be better if I make a fresh one!"

Ren Jing said, "No worries."

Ye Chen had sharp eyes and agile hands, he promptly emptied the dish into the trash can.

Ren Jing had a disappointed look across his whole face, unable to conceal it at all.

Ye Chen said, "Don’t worry, I’ll cook it again."

Upon saying so, he put on his apron and pulled up his sleeve.

Seeing his look, Ren Jing cannot help but smiled and said, "Let me help you."

"No!" Ye Chen refused with all his might. "I want to do it by myself."

Ren Jing naturally felt sweetness bursting inside his heart again as he thought: ’Chen Chen wanted to cook by himself for me.’

Ye Chen also felt that his words were very frank and couldn’t help but feel somewhat embarrassed. He shifted his attention to the stir-fried eggs with tomatoes.

The finished product was surprisingly a smashing success this time.

Maybe because he had practiced it a lot, Ye Chen had mastered the skills. Or perhaps it was because Ren Jing inadvertently ’gave some directions’ to him. In short, after putting away the pan, the golden-orange colored eggs finally wasn’t gooey anymore, and the tomatoes were no longer mushy. They were arranged in the plate in a proper manner, something like that.

Ye Chen looked at Ren Jing, his eyes filled with expectation as he asked, "Have a taste?"

Ren Jing nodded earnestly, "Mn."

Ren Jing picked the food up with chopsticks and put it into his mouth. Ye Chen immediately asked him, "How’s it? Is it good? Is it good?"

Ren Jing’s eyes curved, then he generously complimented, "It’s delicious."

Ye Chen’s eyes brightened up as he asked again, "Really?"

Ren Jing responded, "It’s the most delicious stir-fried eggs with tomato I’ve ever eaten."

Ye Chen began to feel embarrassed again. "How could that be..."

Ren Jing added, "The chocolate from before tasted especially delicious, too."

Eh... Ye Chen stiffened for a while before he realized that what Ren Jing said might be that chocolate mission from before.

Did Ren Jing know that he made it with his own hands?

Impossible!

Ye Chen vigorously feigned, "The chocolate from that cake shop is really delicious!"

Ren Jing didn’t expose him either. He only said slowly, "When my birthday comes, would you... order a chocolate cake from that cake shop for me, too?"

Ye Chen thought that Ren Jing should have known already, although he didn’t know how Ren Jing found out. Since he had known, he would just let it be. He replied in a soft voice, "Okay..."

Ren Jing simply loved this little gesture of Ye Chen very much.

Fortunately, Ren Jing still had a bit of his reasons left. He asked, "When will Gu Xi and Yu Xingzhe come?"

Ye Chen looked at the time, then he hurriedly said, "I haven’t told them. Wait for a bit, I’ll give them a call."

Ren Jing looked at the empty dining table and felt like laughing. Could it be that the four of them were going to only eat stir-fried eggs with tomatoes?

Ren Jing called Yang Sen and said a few sentences.

Compared to Xiao Liu who went into complete state of shock when he heard that his Brother Chen was going to cook, Comrade Yang was quite calm.

It was nothing, as long as it concerned his big darling, there was nothing Boss Ren wouldn’t do......

It was only buying some vegetables. Even if the boss told him to buy the whole supermarket, it was something normal, alright!

When Ye Chen had finished talking, he said again, "What’s wrong with me, I’ll order takeout first."

Ren Jing really wanted to laugh.

Ye Chen ruffled his head and said, "Let’s eat this stir-fried eggs with tomatoes, I’ll order takeout for them!"

He could do nothing about it. Since there really was no way he could cook a tableful of dishes, all that he could do was to drill into the pit the system created. At any rate, it was sharing, so even drinking some bits of soup also count as sharing!

Of course Ye Chen couldn’t let these two brothers who have come over a great distance starve to death, which was why he decided to order takeout!

Ren Jing chuckled as he said, "I’ve asked A Sen to buy some ingredients. I’ll make some dishes when it arrives."

Ye Chen opened his eyes wide. "Make some dishes?"

Ren Jing said, "You’ve made something so delicious for me, I should express my gratitude."

It took Ye Chen a long time to realize that the ’delicious thing’ was the gooey eggs with tomatoes he made... It made him felt very embarrassed.

Comrade Yang handled matters reliably. It didn’t take long for him to come with a lot of big and small bags.

Ren Jing opened the door for him and took the stuff.

Ye Chen still couldn’t imagine it and asked, "You really could cook?"

Ren Jing answered, "I could cook some."

Ye Chen enthusiastically recommended, "I’ve downloaded some cooking app, would you like to take a look?"

Ren Jing looked at him and asked in reply instead, "Is there anything you’d like to eat?"

"Something I’d like to eat?" Ye Chen shook his head and said, "I’m not choosy about what to eat."

Ren Jing said, "There’s a dear."

Ye Chen, "......" Did he misheard anything??

A quarter of an hour later, Ye Chen was dumbfounded.

Oh my God! This knife work! This posture! This control of heat!

This was what he called ’could cook some’?? Wasn’t he going to lose another ten thousand?

Ye Chen had a tendency to become the embodiment of the movie king who was a fan of his younger brother, but now it has become a complete failure.

"I-it’s delicious!" Ye Chen stealthily took a small potato to taste and was immediately shocked by the delicacy which was tender and crisp outside.

Ren Jing raised his hand and touched Ye Chen’s lips and said, "Be careful not to burn yourself."

Ye Chen was in high spirits. After tasting all of the dishes one by one, he was completely won over. "Throughout my life, there are only two people’s cooking that could genuinely convince me."

Ren Jing smiled as he looked at Ye Chen.

Ye Chen said earnestly, "One is my mother, the other is you."

Ren Jing felt seduced by Ye Chen so much that he couldn’t help but turned around then leaned over and kissed him.

In fact, Ye Chen could avoid him perfectly, because both of Ren Jing’s hands were occupied, it was only his mouth kissing him.

Even if he only took a step backwards, Ren Jing wouldn’t be able to kiss him anymore.

But instead of moving, he simply closed his eyes.

Gu Xi, who had never thought of Ye Chen’s house as other people’s had unlocked the security door with his fingerprint like usual. He went inside the door as soon as it opened. Then, this was what he saw.

Kiss kiss kiss, you two have kissed until the whole house was filled with pink bubbles everywhere, alright!

I really shouldn’t have come. Director Gu turned around to leave. He was also taking away the red wine that he had brought along!

Just then, Yu Xingzhe had also arrived. He hadn’t seen the situation inside the house, only Gu Xi. He knitted his brows and exclaimed, "Why are you blocking the door? You don’t even know your own body shape."

Gu Xi, "..."

Yu Xingzhe said, "Well, you don’t weigh 180 (jin) anymore, though."

Gu Xi gnashed his teeth in hatred. "What the fuck are you back for?"

Yu Xingzhe opened his mouth and said, "This is my motherland, I......"

Before he finished his words, he saw the two people inside the house.

Ye Chen definitely heard such big ruckus from outside. He hurriedly ran out of the kitchen and welcome the guests. "You’ve arrived."

Yu Xingzhe saw his red lips in a glance.

They were all adults, who wouldn’t understand what had happened here!

Gu Xi held a lasting grudge towards Yu Xingzhe, so he deliberately chose the right words to stab right at his heart, "Ren Jing has arrived?"

Ye Chen replied, "He’s cooking some dishes in the kitchen. Let me tell you, he’s very skilled, the dishes he made are really tasty!"

Yu Xingzhe felt aggrieved inside his heart, ’What exactly am I coming home for!’ qaq

Gu Xi laughed and said, "Hahaha, being able to have a taste of Great Movie King Ren’s cooking is a splendid chance." It was so splendid that he wanted to tear Ye-silly-Chen!

Ye Chen said happily, "Come and help me set the table, then we could eat."

Gu Xi rolled his eyes, feeling even much more stupid that he had come to have a meal!

Yu Xingzhe stood still. Ye Chen was worried that he might be fatigued by the long journey, so he said, "Brother Zhe, you should rest, you must be tired after sitting on the plane for so long."

Upon saying so, Ye Chen considerately poured the juice as he said, "Drink some, it’s very fresh......"

Just when Yu Xingzhe’s heart had felt a bit more comfortable, Ye Chen had finished his words, "It was just freshly pressed by Ren Jing. He’s really impressive, he could even extract juice."

Yu Xingzhe, "..."

Gu Xi couldn’t endure it anymore. He simply snickered and thought, ’It seems that this evening is going to be fun.’ Seeing Yu Xingzhe’s sour face was enough to make him feel amused.

Yu Xingzhe sat on the sofa, not certain whether he was angry or not. He stared at the juice as if it was his long lost brother.

Meanwhile, Ye Chen and Gu Xi were preparing the table. Gu Xi approached Ye Chen and asked in a low voice, "Come clean with me, have you slept with Ren Jing?"

Ye Chen immediately turned red all over. "...What are you asking out of sudden!?"

Gu Xi added, "He had already passed through the hall into the inner chamber, have you two......"

"We haven’t!" Ye Chen was afraid that he might blabber more nonsense, so he hurriedly pledged, "Our relationship is a pure one. Absolutely pure. So pure that it cannot be more pure."

"Oh, so pure that your lips turned red?"

Ye Chen, "..."

Gu Xi poked him with his fingers, "Grow up a bit, would you!? How many days have you known each other? All that came out of your mouth now is Ren Jing, Ren Jing, and Ren Jing. Didn’t you get annoyed by him the most in the past?"

Ye Chen, "...I didn’t."

Gu Xi, "Haha."

Ye Chen spoke his mind, "Alright, it’s not that complicated. After all, I like him and he likes me too, that’s it."

Gu Xi stared at his silly son. He felt so stifled that he was unable to breathe.

Like, like, like. If only everything could be solved simply by liking someone, then... then he would......

Gu Xi shook his head, not willing to think about it further.

Ren Jing took care of the dishes and came out of the kitchen.

He said hello to them with good manners and proper attitude that no one could pick out even a tiny bit of fault.

But Old Gu and Old Yu had bluntly thought that he was a sore to their eyes. They probably felt that if this son-in-law entered the house and they didn’t beat him out, their hands would itch badly.

Ye Chen wasn’t aware of the situation at all. He only felt that the life points was going to be in his hands very soon, that everything was going smoothly, and that he could finish the daily mission soon.

But then, around this time... The doorbell rang.

Who was coming?

Ye Chen was bewildered. When he went to look at the peephole, he shuddered in fear.

He opened the door with a confused face and asked, "Mom, why are you here?"

Queen Mother asked in reply, "Am I... not allowed to come?"

Author’s Note

The author has something to say:

Ye Chen: Chief Long you come out now, I’ll beat you to death!

T/N:

Sorry for the late release... again. I’m still not feeling really well and a lot of things happened, so I’m so sorry for not replying to comments yet. I’ll get back to it though, no worries!