Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

62 Miss Tang, Please Behave Yourself! 4

He considered his options. There were only two bedrooms at the guesthouse where he was staying. He'd already occupied the master bedroom and the spare room was already used by the twins.

The master bedroom was twice as large as the other bedroom. Instead of a window, the room has a massive sliding glass door, which allowed the sunlight to illuminate the room during daytime. Since his arrival, Feng Tianyi had asked his host if he could add a ramp from his room leading to the vast garden, to which Tang Moyu had easily agreed to.

Groaning to himself, he wheeled towards the master bedroom to let Tang Moyu sleep on his bed while he planned to spend the rest of the night on the couch. He wasn't able to turn on the lights, but the night lamp was enough for him to see where he was going.

Tang Moyu squirmed on his lap, making Feng Tianyi suck a quick breath and stop at the doorway of the master bedroom. He shut his eyes and started to count backward from one hundred in an attempt to ignore his body's reaction to the woman on his lap.

She didn't know what she was doing to him, and Feng Tianyi knew he needed to be level headed at this moment, or else, he would forever regret crossing the line with her.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little whore… close your legs, you're not a door…"

Suddenly, Tang Moyu started to sing a song in the tune of twinkle, twinkle star, but the lyrics were definitely not for kids. Feng Tianyi tried so hard not to laugh but failed. She was definitely drunk, alright.

"Twinkle, twinkle, little whore, you are cheaper than the dollar store…" she sang before dozing off on his lap.

With some difficulty, he managed to force the empress off of his lap and let her lay on the bed. He went to the bathroom to get a clean wet washcloth to wipe her face clean. Thankfully, unlike other women, Tang Moyu didn't puke on him in her drunken state.

She looked so vulnerable, yet so beautiful. With her eyes closed, a slight blush on her face due to alcohol and long tresses spread on his pillows, Tang Moyu's ethereal beauty under the moonlight was hard to resist, even for Feng Tianyi who was in a self imposed dryspell for the past five years.

He wiped her face clean, knowing that she probably wasn't comfortable going to bed with her face unclean. Since Tang Moyu didn't wear that much makeup, he managed to clean her face easily before gently removing her earrings and the straps of her high heeled shoes on her feet.

Feng Tianyi pushed himself up and sat on the edge of the bed. He wanted to tuck the woman beneath the sheets, but he was caught off guard when Tang Moyu cracked an eye open, wrapped her arms around him, and pulled him towards her with a strength Feng Tianyi didn't know she had.

He found himself stumbled in bed, pinned by the empress herself.

"Miss Tang, what are you doing?" He asked incredulously. He should remind Tang Moyu later not to get drunk again for both of their sake. It's not good if she always lost control whenever she pushed herself to the limit.

How did he end up in this situation again? Right, because he promised Xiao Bao that he would wait for Tang Moyu's return, making sure she came home without bringing a man to her bed nor too drunk to.

However, no one had warned him that a drunk empress would be bad for his mental health, that she had a side that was far from her ice-cold reputation.

"Hmm… Xiao Bao, where are you going? You must stay with Mommy tonight! Didn't you promise that you'll chase away the monsters so I could sleep well?" Tang Moyu said sleepily as she held him down on the bed with her.

Feng Tianyi cursed his luck at that moment. He should have escaped earlier when he had the chance! Now, it would be hard for him to move from the bed to his wheelchair, given the awkward position he and the empress were in.

She started to cry in her sleep and he remained still, not wanting her to wake up, causing more trouble for the two of them. Once he was sure she was deeply asleep, he reached his phone with great struggle from his nightstand and dialed He Lianchen's number.

"Feng Tianyi, do you have any idea what's the fucking time it is right now?! It's three in the morning!!" He Lianchen exclaimed. "Oh, right. It's the devil's hour." He sounded calm this time. "What is it now?"

"It seems my little brother and his bitch are having too much leeway this time. Give them something to do to keep them busy." Feng Tianyi replied. He Lianchen understood his meaning at once.

What did Feng Tianhua do this time to piss the devil off? He Lianchen wondered, but chose to keep the question to himself. Since the devil said so, as his right hand man, it was only natural for He Lianchen to deliver Feng Tianhua's punishment.

Seeing that he wouldn't be able to release himself from her hold, Feng Tianyi covered his eyes with one arm and tried to get some sleep, knowing he only had a few hours before the twins woke up.