READ WEBNOVEL Chapter 043
Li Zongsheng asked Hua Chenyu very seriously, “Did you design the stage like this on purpose or accidentally?” Hua Chenyu faced the
camera, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, his head looking up to the sky at a 45-degree angle, and he spoke confidently: “I The stage was designed like this on purpose.。”
“I removed most of the jarring elements, but I kept some of the elements that illustrate the pain of cancer。”
“I think by retaining such elements, the audience will know that this song is about cancer when they listen to it.。”
“I believe everyone must feel the pain of illness expressed in this song.……”
Before Hua Chenyu could finish speaking, Li Zongsheng raised his hand and quickly changed the subject, “Thank you Hua Chenyu and Liu Haohao for their wonderful performances. Now let’s hurry up and see what the next group will bring us!” The director was very cooperative
. The signal was cut back with a “click”.
Netizens in the live broadcast room finally breathed a sigh of relief。
【I translated and translated Li Zongsheng’s words: Damn you, please stop talking. The next group should come on stage and let me clean their ears!】
【Laughing to death, Huahua’s song is not about the pain of cancer, it is about letting us listeners feel the same pain as cancer!】
【Hurry up to the next group, I can’t stand what they’re singing!】
【Art is down-to-earth art that the audience likes!】
【It’s just that, this kind of song that is pretending to be elegant and mysterious, knowing that the audience doesn’t like it, but still insisting on feeding shit to the audience! What kind of art is this?】
【……】
Amidst the complaints in the barrage, Hua Chenyu and Liu Haohao had already taken off their makeup and put back on their casual clothes.
Huahua looked at the barrage and gritted her teeth, “These common people just can’t understand high-level art!”
“When my next work is revealed, I will slap them in the face!
Liu Haohao: “I feel a little unwell, so I’m going back to rest first. ” ”
What she was thinking was: Brother, go ahead and slap them in the face. Don’t bring me along next time! It’s
so embarrassing to perform on the same stage with you!”
……
In the live broadcast room, the next ones to appear were Cai Xukun and Bai Bohe.
As soon as Cai Xukun came on stage, without saying a word, he took off his coat, flicked the basketball, and immediately started to have abnormal vaginal discharge.
As the straps slipped off, he began to sing, dance, and rap。
“Music! ”
Confident and calm, he lightly hooked his index finger at the camera and smiled evilly at the corner of his mouth.
He thought he was very handsome, but in fact he was very greasy.
Fans of Cai Xukun were already screaming loudly in the live broadcast room.
And other passers-by were already screaming. I’m looking for a trash can to put the vomit in.
Idol idol, the object of vomiting!
But where does Kunkun care about this?
I have my super handsome style!
Start, sing:
“Chicken, you are so beautiful, baby,
Chicken, you are so beautiful, baby,
coming forward You make me so ready to move.
I have never had this feeling before.
You are mine and I am yours.
One more look and you will explode.
Get closer and you will melt.
…………”
In the studio, Lin Junjie and Chen Yixun looked at each other and saw the same look in each other’s eyes:
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These real singers were very surprised.
Who gave him the courage to sing such a hot song in front of a national live broadcast?
Is it Liang Jingru?
This is not a singing stage, this is a social challenge, right? !
Lin Junjie and Chen Yixun were helplessly laughing.。
“hehe……”
“hehe……”
Eason Chan: “Are all the new generations today… so creative?”
Lin Junjie: “They are quite creative… I used to sing, and I heard that people and ghosts are still in love.。”
“This guy is so horny, after so many years in the music scene, this is the first time I heard……”
Li Zongsheng: “Well… young people nowadays have quite a lot of fun.……”
“It’s a little beyond our imagination……”
Liang Yuan:“…………”
“No, Cai Xukun, you shouldn’t sing to others when you sing these lyrics.。”
“How can you sing to Bai Baihe, “Chicken, you are so beautiful”?”
“How rude! ”
Waiting for the group of Cai Xukun and Bai Bohe to finish singing.
Compared with Hua Chenyu’s singing, the barrage was not better at all!
[Brothers, I vomited, what about you?】
【Which of you said you vomited? So you don’t take my Brother Ji into your eyes?】
【The peak produces false support, and the dusk witnesses devout believers!】
【Good guy, I’m quite moved by the black guy upstairs.。】
【To be honest, I don’t really agree that there is no Kunkun in this year’s NBA finals.。】
【Are you all talking nonsense and preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination? !】
【……】
He Jiong looked at the barrage that filled the screen. Although he was the host, his face was a little confused:
What is this song about? !
We all know that today’s popular celebrities have crotch-
stretching, but this is too crotch-stretching!
He Jiong: Ah, my eyes!
Jin Xin, Shen Yifei, and Dong Dawei, the three love commentators simply remained silent.
Just sitting there and laughing all the way.
The greasy smell secreted all over the screen is enough to make fried chicken.。
……
The ones who are slightly less aggressive and relatively normal are the group of Liu Haoran and Zhao Jinma.
After all, it’s Balala Little Demon Fairy who sings it, and it’s a whole-work song.
No one asked about the singing skills of the two.
As long as everyone is happy, that’s all。
……
By the time the first three groups finished singing, the four specially invited music celebrities and commentators had given up hope for today’s performance.
Li Zongsheng: Destroy it quickly, don’t let me come here to listen to music again.
Lin Junjie: If I am guilty, please punish me and don’t force me to come here to listen to these songs!
Eason Chan: Is this the leading figure in the Chinese music scene? !
Liang Yuan: The above three, you still know too little about the new music scene today! No matter how ridiculous things are, there are them! I’ve even seen people say on the Internet that they want to give me a thumbs up! He even had to beat me up!
Li Zongsheng looked at the host with a haggard face and asked, “Is there another group coming?”
He Jiong nodded awkwardly, “Yes, that’s right.”
Li Zongsheng:“……”
Eason Chan:“……”
Lin Junjie:“……”
Liang Yuan:“……”
Everyone is thinking: My eyes and ears will wrong you for a few more minutes.
Li Zongsheng said feebly: “Come up quickly. This final stage must be the most prepared, right?” Please, don’t rape
my ears again!
He Jiong:“……”
“hehe……”
“probably……”
“This group took a long time to prepare, and it took a whole week to collect styles.……”
Although the process of collecting songs is no different from the process of traveling…
and no one knows what they will sing in the end…
the other three groups have at least rehearsed.
The team of Chen Yu and Reba didn’t even synchronize their words… When
the four musical guests heard He Jiong’s expression, they couldn’t help but cover their faces:
Oops, they’re probably going to be fed shit again.……
……
In fact, just this morning, before the live performance started.
Chen Yu also took Reba with him and drove the wooden Lamborghini around Qinghai Lake.
The director who followed me was dumbfounded, “Brother, don’t you want to come out and sing some songs? The live broadcast performance is about to start in the afternoon. Why are you not practicing singing at this time and wandering around the streets again?” Chen Yu: ”
You Don’t think I’m wandering around blindly, I’m actually looking for the stage for the evening performance.”
Follow-up director: You can pull me down! You don’t even have the music or lyrics, so you’re not sure whether you can sing it, and you’re still thinking about finding a stage?
While the other three groups were nervous about the live broadcast performance in the evening, Chen Yu and Reba were picking up musical instruments at a cultural and creative store next to Qinghai Lake.
Chen Yu stood in front of a row of ukuleles and looked left and right.
Reba: “Can’t you tell, Chen Yu, it turns out you can also play ukulele?” She
looked at him with stars on her face.
Boys who can play musical instruments are a bonus.
Chen Yu walked around the store, found the cheapest one, and held it in his hand.
Reba: “Huh? What kind of sound quality can such a cheap ukulele produce?”
Chen Yu: “It’s okay, it won’t affect you.”
After saying that, Chen Yu paid the bill first, “Boss, I want this. ”
Reba’s heart: Wow~ Being able to play the most touching songs with the simplest instruments is the most powerful thing!
But she didn’t expect that Chen Yu turned around and put the ukulele into Reba’s hand, “Hey, it’s yours.”
Reba:“？”
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“What are you doing for me?”
“I can’t play either? ”
Chen Yu: “It’s for you to pretend to be garlic. I’m afraid that during the live performance in the afternoon, you would just sit there with those two words and say nothing for a long time, which would be embarrassing.。”
“Give me a ukulele and you can pretend to play the instrument. ”
Follow the director:“……”
Live broadcast room audience:“……”
Reba:“……”
“Thank you, now the whole Internet knows that I will be a salty fish in the live broadcast tonight! ”
As she said that, Reba picked up the ukulele in her hand and fiddled with it.
But when she picked it up, she realized that the strings were hard… made of plastic… and they couldn’t be plucked at all…
This thing was not Ukulele is just a plastic toy…
Reba looked up at Chen Yu, with several big question marks popping up on her head:“？？？”
Chen Yu: “Oh, you don’t really know how to play anyway, so just buy a plastic one.”。”
“Cheap。”
“Otherwise, it would be a waste to buy one for you.。”
【This kid Chen Yu is really good at talking, and his little mouth is full of honey! 】