COS Dazai Osamu’s I Got Into the Conan Crew

"You can't die alone~"

"The two of you can die in love~"

"Sacrificing love~Sacrificing love~"

Walking on the street, humming incomprehensible lyrics.

The boy walked briskly through the crowd, ignoring the gazes around him because of his singing.

When passing a tree, he stopped.

"It's really a hard-working tree." He praised.

"Look at what it looks like, how suitable for suicide. The weather is sunny today, and it's a good day for suicide~" He said, taking out the white belt from his body.

Hanging on a tree, tied in a knot.

Then he jumped and put his neck in.

Feeling the diminishing air and the heavier body, he closed his eyes.

Then when he opened his eyes, he woke up in the hospital bed.

Shuji Tsushima: …

"Ah, you're awake." The doctor holding the record saw him and said.

"What can't you think of to hang yourself at a young age? You're still young, and you'll pass." The more mature doctor enlightened the other party.

Shuji Tsushima: …

"You're right, I suddenly thought about it. May I ask, which kind person saved me?"

"I don't know. That kind person left after sending you to the hospital." The doctor shook his head.

"That's really, it's a pity, I still want to be fine, thank you for that kind person." Tsushima Shuji gritted his teeth.

doctor:…

Seriously, boy? You don't look like you want to thank each other well! !

I always feel that you are going to find Shark Hand Dark Shark in the next second! !

"Well, is Dr. Kazuto Kyousuke here now?"

"Ah, Dr. Kazuto is here, how did you know..."

"Because I have an appointment, as for how to know that this is the Mihua Yaoshiye Hospital, the doctor must have a famous brand on his clothes." The boy complained boringly and jumped out of the hospital bed.

"Well, goodbye, Doctor Ninzu." He turned his back to the doctor and waved.

Ah, I didn't plan to see the doctor at first, but it ended up being sent. Well, they all came.

This is fate.

So Kazuto Kyousuke welcomed his special patient.

"Good afternoon~ Doctor Kazuto~" The black-haired boy had a delicate appearance and a well-behaved sitting posture. He greeted him like a primary school student.

"Good afternoon, Tsushima-kun." It didn't seem as difficult to deal with as I said before.

"It's not Tsushima-kun, it's Dazai-kun, Dazai-ji." The boy named Shuji Tsushima refuted his title seriously.

Ah...it seems a little difficult.

Kazuto Kyosuke has some headaches.

The boy in front of him who claimed to be Osamu Dazai was as keen as if he had the ability to read people's hearts. No matter what he thought, he was stopped by the other party.

Even the roles were switched unknowingly.

"Hey, why does the doctor think I'm a patient?"

"The doctor himself has it, too, the other one." He said and suddenly approached the serious doctor.

This little devil! !

"Why do you say that, Dazai-kun?" Kazuto Kyousuke closed the medical records and asked back.

"Because I saw the other self hidden in your heart, the doctor, and he said - he will come out sooner or later." The black-haired boy raised the corners of his mouth, his tone was light, but his kite-colored eyes stared at the doctor darkly.

"Just kidding~" When the other party was about to make a flustered expression, he smiled again.

"This is not funny at all, Dazai-kun." Kazuto Kyosuke said seriously.

"Hasn't Dazai-kun been in contact with his peers much?" Let's learn language arts.

"Have more contact with your classmates and friends." Learn to be a human being.

The doctor said with a smile.

Let's go.

Under the doctor's eyes, the boy left the hospital briskly.

At the moment when the opponent's back completely disappeared, Kazuto Kyosuke silently sent the medical record to the opponent's guardian.

At the same time, Gin, who received medical records, also received a call from Osamu Dazai.

"Change me a doctor." The young man on the other end of the phone said in a lazy tone.

"Reason?" Jin Jiu's tone was cold.

Dazai Osamu knew that if it was self-willed for no reason, Gin would not hesitate to warn him with a gun when they met.

"He will become a murderer," Dazai said straightly.

"Got it." He still had confidence in Osamu Dazai's eyesight, and the other party hung up the phone as soon as he spoke.

"Huh." Jin Jiu looked at the medical record and snorted coldly.

His eyes stopped for a while on the sentence "the patient is logically clear and organized...or has a high-functioning antisocial personality...".

He turned around and sent the medical records to the boss abroad.

High-functioning anti-social? The black-clothed organization wasn't a glorious organization in the first place, and a small problem like Dazai's rule was not a problem at all in Jinjiu's view.

With that in mind, he sent a message to Osamu Dazai.

[Come to Dorobika Paradise tomorrow. —gin] Unexpectedly, the opposite party actually responded to the text message in seconds.

[Are you going to take me to the paradise? —cahors]

Tsushima Shuji, who was shopping at the mall, picked up a bag of dog food, looked at it, and threw it into the shopping cart. When he saw the message he had read on his phone, but there was no reply, he put away the phone.

"Tsk, what a boring adult." As he said that, he swept away the canned crab meat on the shelf.

After adding money to let the mall send things directly to the apartment, Tsushima Shuji came to one of the organization's strongholds.

Lupin bar.

This bar was still a gift from his adoptive father after he mentioned it.

Although minors cannot enter the bar, but...isn't it a basic operation to have four or five false certificates?

Even if the police came to investigate, he wouldn't panic.

There were scattered people sitting inside the dimly lit bar, almost all dressed in black, some were familiar, some were unfamiliar.

Their eyes were fixed on the boy who seemed to have entered here by mistake.

Gin and vodka sat at the bar.

So the people around looked at the young man as if he was stunned and went straight to the gin.

You know, even within the organization, Gin is a well-known killer.

"Yo, Gin, come pick me up tomorrow~"

"Please, please~"

"Taxis are very expensive~" The boy sat beside Jinjiu and opened his mouth on the bar.

"Isn't your pocket money enough?" Not only did Jin Jiu not kill the other party with a single shot, but he also seemed to chat happily.

"Bring me a glass of Malbec with detergent~" The boy didn't answer his question, instead he ordered an order with the bartender.

"Sorry guest, we don't have this kind of thing here." The bartender said helplessly.

"Give him a glass of hot milk." Gin said.

"Okay." The bar hurriedly responded.

"嘁~" The boy who finally sat up lay down on the bar again.

"Ah, on my way home today, I saw a stream that is especially suitable for suicide, so I went into the water~"

"It turned out that when I floated ashore, I found out that my wallet was missing~"

"Please help me make it up~" He wanted to jump off his chair and run away. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

"Drink." Gin skillfully grabbed the boy's collar and pressed him back to the chair.

His eyes indicated the inappropriate milk on the bar.

Seeing that the boy closed his eyes, took the milk with a heavy face, and drank it all in one go, the gin released the other's hand and lit a cigarette after watching the other party run away impatiently.

This is the boss's mission.

"That kid's brain is the treasure of our organization, you have to protect him," the gentleman said.

Therefore, it is necessary to take care of the nutritional balance of the other party to ensure that there is enough nourishment for the brain.

Also, don't smoke in front of the other party to prevent secondhand smoke from affecting the other party.

Otherwise, who would be willing to take care of troublesome brats.

When I was a child, I was troublesome but still obedient, but now I am troublesome and disobedient.

"Brother, is Kaor going to do a mission with us tomorrow?" Vodka watched the boy leave before he dared to speak.

For some reason, he was a little afraid of Kaa.

There is a saying in the organization:

"If you offend the gin, you may die, but if you offend the Cahors, you will die."

Since the appearance of Cahors, the absinthe, which was originally favored by BOSS, has to shy away from the other side.

He is also the only member who calls BOSS "Father".

"No, he doesn't have to do a task." Gin took a glass of Malbec.

"The boss asked me to take him to play." He drank the wine in the glass.

Vodka fell silent.

Did the boss really ask the eldest brother to take care of the children? ! !

I have to do another task and I have to take a child...

Brother, you are so miserable! !

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