Celestial Immortal

Chapter 24

"Brother, you are finally out."

As soon as he got home, the little ghost ran over to greet him.

"Well, you did a good job this time!"

Chu Chen touched the little guy's head and praised him greatly.

This time, the three of them were in deep trouble, and it was thanks to the little ghost boy who informed his master, Daoist Xu Ping, in time, so that many unnecessary troubles and conflicts were avoided.

"Senior brother, it's so early today, let's go out and play?"

The little ghost looked at Chu Chen expectantly.

Beside the staid and serious Daoist Xu Ping, he rarely had the chance to go out to play, he either stayed at home or went on business with the Daoist.

Playing around behind the brother's ass is what the little ghost looks forward to most every day.

Chu Chen smiled and said dotingly: "Okay, let's go, brother will take you out to play."

"Oh~ senior brother is mighty and domineering!"

Holding a small oil-paper umbrella, the little ghost kept circling around Chu Chen, jumping and jumping, cheering happily.

Said to go out to play, in fact, there is no interesting place to play in the county.

It was nothing more than Chu Chen took the little ghost to stroll around the evening market, and felt the excitement of the streets of the evening market under the setting sun.

Even so, the little ghost boy had a great time playing and never wanted to return.

Chu Chen bought wooden horses, bamboo figurines and other toys for the little ghost, and added yellow talisman paper and cinnabar, which cost him a total of money.

Wooden horses and bamboo figurines were made by old farmers in the countryside during their slack, and they were shipped to the county towns for sale.

The things are not expensive, but the little devil is very happy, hugging the wooden horse and bamboo figurine, his eyes are crescent-shaped.

This time when he went out, apart from bringing the kid out to play, Chu Chen's main purpose was to buy the materials needed to practice the spell [Blowing Hair to Become a Tiger].

Yellow talisman paper and cinnabar are easy to buy, but it is a bit difficult to buy face covering paper for dead people at noon.

Chu Chen ran to several longevity shops before finding it.

The longevity shop is called Wanshou shop.

Although the shopkeeper of Shoucai Shop doesn't have any cultivation skills, but he entered this business and dealt with gods and ghosts a lot, and found a unique way to make money.

In addition to selling paper money, shrouds, coffins, etc. in the store, the shopkeeper of the longevity material shop specially collects a lot of strange and weird things on weekdays, waiting for customers with special needs like Chu Chen to come to the door and slaughter them fiercely.

"Two strings? Shopkeeper, are you fucking crazy about money!"

The shopkeeper of Wanshou shop pretended to be displeased: "Oh, customer, why are you scolding people, we are in business and never cheat people."

Chu Chen cupped his fists to express his apology, and said politely: "Shopkeeper, you are crazy about money."

Chu Chen is a cultivator, elegant and easy-going, well-cultivated, and never speaks foul words casually.

But when he saw the shopkeeper smiling and pointing fingers, he still couldn't hold back.

It's too fucking bad.

Two pennies, that's two thousand pennies, a bowl of noodles on the street is only a few pennies, and a piece of facial tissue for a dead person, how dare you ask for two pennies!

A dead person's facial tissue is something that ordinary people think is unlucky, and they dare not ask for it for free.

"Okay, you can do business well, we can't afford it."

After finishing speaking, Chu Chen turned his head and left without saying a word.

"Hey, guest, don't leave, the price is negotiable, as much as you say, I will give it to you if it suits you."

The shopkeeper of Wanshou Shop hurriedly grabbed Chu Chen, with a kind smile on his face, not as arrogant as before.

Chu Chen looked back at the shopkeeper, didn't say anything, and made a two-for-one.

The shopkeeper's face collapsed, showing embarrassment, and said: "Guest, you are too hard on the price, two hundred Wen. This will be a loss. Hey, forget it. Two hundred Wen is two hundred Wen. Who is it? It’s hard to do business these days, so I’ll give you two hundred Wen.”

Chu Chen was unmoved, shook his head, and said, "Shopkeeper, you have misunderstood, I will give you [-] Wen."

The shopkeeper's complexion collapsed, how can there be such a bargain, two thousand Wen went to twenty Wen.

"No, no, you have no sincerity, don't sell it or sell it."

The shopkeeper of Wanshou shop shook his head like a rattle, and flatly refused.

Twenty pennies is still a bit of a profit, but well, he is a businessman with backbone, and he doesn't bother to earn these few pennies.

Chu Chen smiled: "Okay, then I'll add a little more, one price, thirty yuan, boss, I just don't want to waste time, otherwise, ten yuan is too expensive for me."

"Deal! Thirty Wen is for you!"

The treasurer of Wanshou shop is so distressed that he is reluctant to give up his love, which makes people laugh.

Sometimes, if you act too much, it becomes real.

The shopkeeper is this kind of person, his distress comes from the heart.

If you don't kill someone, it's a loss. Can you not be sad?

After paying the money in a hurry, Chu Chen was about to leave when the shopkeeper pulled him mysteriously.

"Guest, do you need anything else? I have quite a lot of strange things, such as sunflower blood clothes, women's obscene clothes, fetal clothes bags."

"No need, no need."

Chu Chen waved his hands repeatedly and was about to leave.

But, he thought of something, and asked, "Is the fetal bag for a baby girl or a baby boy?"

The shopkeeper touched his head and recalled: "It should be a baby girl's bag. Why, the customer needs it, this thing can't be cheap, and I won't lie to you, two hundred Wen, no bargaining!"

"Okay, bring me some, by the way, bring me a pair of women's trousers."

Amidst the "hey hey" laughter of Wanshou shop, Chu Chen left Shoucai shop calmly.

Good guy!It's so embarrassing to buy something like this.

After leaving the birthday material shop, Chu Chen hurried back home with the little ghost, for fear of bumping into acquaintances on the road.

"Brother, why did you buy these?"

The little ghost was quite puzzled.

It's not surprising that the dead person covers the face, some spells will be used, but why buy women's pants, give them to the cook and maid sister at home?

"Cough cough~"

Chu Chen was quite embarrassed, and touched the little devil's head:

"Brother needs to practice spells, so don't talk nonsense, and don't tell the master, otherwise I won't take you out to play in the future, and I won't buy you toys."

"Oh! Brother, I know, don't tell anyone!"

Little Guizai nodded solemnly, quite serious, as if it was a very happy and sacred thing to keep a secret for his senior brother.

Chu Chen nodded slightly, feeling relieved now.

It's a good thing that the little ghost boy doesn't have a big mouth, otherwise, it's easy to accidentally die socially.

Impulse is a monster!

The baby girl's clothes bag and women's trousers are the materials needed for practicing the spell [Undressing and Unclothing]. Originally, he had no serious thought of practicing this spell.

However, who made things so coincidental.

I bought the training materials for [Blowing Hair to Become a Tiger], but I happened to meet them all.

The cost of the materials was not too much, and he bought them without even thinking about it, based on the idea that he would learn one more spell if he could learn one more spell.

Not long after Chu Chen came back, Daoist Xu Ping also returned from "scattered Yamen".

The priest came back early today.

Ever since, the master and apprentice happened to have dinner together when they were free.

The cook cooked a table of dishes for the two masters and apprentices, served them on the table, and then went to eat with the porter, servants, and maids.

The cook, the concierge, the servants, and the maids, they are a family, they were picked up by ghosts and gods, and they came to the mansion to work and earn money.

In one mansion, the two families are reunited, gossiping about family affairs, and it is quite harmonious.

Daoist Xu Ping chatted with Chu Chen about the affairs of the Department of Ghosts and Gods, and then asked:
"How is your calligraphy practice? Is there something you don't understand?"

(End of this chapter)