Celestial Immortal
Chapter 1 Falling into a Donkey
Chapter 1 Falling into a Donkey
It was misty and the sky was slightly bright.
The bazaar awoke from its silence.
People in twos and threes came from all directions, gathered at the market entrance to buy and sell, and exchanged information.
People come and go, shouting and shouting like a tide.
Susu!
The uproar came into his ears, and Chu Chen opened his hazy eyes.
As far as the eye can see, there are pairs of feet walking back and forth, some wearing cloth shoes, some wearing straw sandals, and some simply barefoot, and so on.
Foot odor, sour smell, fishy smell, urine smell mixed with strange smell of dust and grass came to the nostrils.
How am I lying on the ground?
where is this?
Chu Chen quickly looked around.
This is a bustling ancient bazaar, and the people around are all dressed in ancient clothes, in sackcloth, carrying packages and boxes, coming and going, and the crowds are like a flood.
Before he was surprised by the surrounding environment, the next discovery made him dumbfounded.
He was curled up on the ground, covered with fluffy and messy hair, a pair of hooves inserted into the soft soil, a bridle was put on his head, and the other end was tied to a stake, and there were sheep, donkeys, mules and the like " Companion" honks and flicks its tail.
Chu Chen: "?!!"
Crossed over?And still turned into livestock?
Outrageous fucking opened the door, outrageously home.
"My fellow, how many copper coins is this donkey?"
"It looks very thin. It only weighs more than 100 catties. It's not half the size of my donkey. It's too thin."
"Why doesn't this donkey pull a lot? My fellow, are you a sick donkey?"
slap!
From time to time, someone kicked Chu Chen's ass and looked back and forth.
Chu Chen was dumbfounded.
Skinny ass?Sick donkey?
He can accept time travel, but it is unacceptable to dress up as a donkey and sell it on the street.
Xu Shi was emotionally agitated, his brain shook, and a large number of memories flooded into his mind.
He just woke up and fell asleep again.
The moon shines on the moss, and the yellow leaves float on the steps.
Chu Chen woke up leisurely again from the dilapidated and deserted village Earth Temple.
The flames shone brightly, illuminating the surrounding darkness.
Black shadows came and went, setting up pots to boil water, and the burning firewood crackling.
"The donkey has woken up, master, shall we cut the neck to let the blood out, and boil the water to pluck the fur?"
A crisp child's voice exclaimed in surprise, from far to near.
Chu Chen's heart skipped a beat.
Cut the neck to let blood, boil water to pluck the hair.
Hey guys, is this steamed or grilled?
Chu Chen was startled, the whole person, no, the whole donkey stood up, the force was too strong, the reins pulled his head and neck aching.
He wanted to shout loudly, but unfortunately his tongue was straight, and he couldn't say a word, only "donkey braying".
Finished!
Chu Chen was all hopeless and bitter.
He was considered the worst mess among the traversers. Not only did he inexplicably change from a human to a donkey, it would even put his life in danger.
Chu Chen wanted to break free from the reins, and was looking at the stakes beside him.
A young Taoist boy about ten years old, with red lips, white teeth, and fair skin, came over.
He untied the leash from the stake, and pulled the rein roughly, as if he was about to pull him to the fire and stone pot to bleed and shave.
Xiaodaotong was small, but surprisingly strong, which made Chu Chen stagger and almost fell to the ground.
"Little devil, don't be rough!"
At this time, a middle-aged Taoist priest in a Taoist robe in green took three steps at a time, grabbed the rein in the little Taoist boy's hand, and scolded:
"I asked you to come here, and you are so stubborn? It's outrageous!"
Xiao Daotong touched the little bun on the top of his head, with an innocent face, and muttered in his small mouth:
"It's not the gods enshrined in the temple. It's so polite to sacrifice to the five internal organs temple!"
The middle-aged Taoist priest glanced at the Taoist boy angrily:
"Who said this is food? I don't have any vision."
Xiao Daotong was taken aback, it wasn't for food, could it be used for transportation?
Look at how skinny this donkey is, it looks like a sick donkey, he can ride it almost, it can't carry a grown man at all, the master didn't buy it for a tooth sacrifice, so what else can he do!
While the old and the young were talking,
Chu Chen found a half-broken earthen jar nearby, which was filled with clean water.
Obviously, the clear water in the crock was used by Taoist priests and Taoist boys for drinking.
water!
Chu Chen's eyes lit up.
In his last life, he had heard a story about ghosts and ghosts about "creating animals". After a person was turned into an animal by a heresy secret technique, he only needed to drink clean water to undo the "spell" and return to a human body.
A gleam of hope surged in Chu Chen's heart.
Since things like "creating animals" exist, the solution is definitely not groundless.
Thinking of this, he didn't think too much, he rushed to the broken earthen jar and gulped down the clear water.
The movement here suddenly attracted the attention of one person, one person, and one person.
Daotong exclaimed: "Master, your water!"
The middle-aged Taoist showed surprise on his face, and secretly said: "He even knows how to break the law by drinking water."
Grumpy Grumpy!
Chu Chen drank half of the crock of water in one gulp, leaving nothing behind.
According to the stories of ghosts, ghosts and ghosts, after drinking enough water and rolling on the ground, he can change back to human form in the dust.
However, it is counterproductive.
For a long while, nothing happened.
Chu Chen froze on the spot.
This world has heresy ways similar to "creating animals". Does the legendary cracking method not work?
This time he couldn't fix him.
It's over, it's all over.
Chu Chen wailed in his heart.
But at this moment, the middle-aged Taoist priest spoke.
"Don't be alarmed, Laymen. This technique of creating animals is an unusual trick of blinding eyes and nightmares. Drinking water can't break it. You wait for a moment, and Pindao will cast a spell later to restore you to a human body."
The little boy beside him looked Chu Chen up and down in surprise, muttered to himself, and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a human being, what a pity!"
Chu Chen was taken aback.
Did the priest save himself?
In the current situation, there is no other way but to believe in Taoist priests.
So Chu Chen nodded again and again, quite well-behaved.
The middle-aged Taoist nodded slightly, turned around and took the wooden box, rummaged through the box, and took out yellow talisman paper, ink pen, cinnabar and other things.
Immediately afterwards, the middle-aged Taoist found a stone slab, took a deep breath, adjusted his breath, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly became quiet.
The shadowy shadows stopped, and even the chattering little Taoist boy seemed very quiet, as if he was afraid of disturbing the middle-aged Taoist priest.
Chu Chen was also very nervous, his breathing slowed down, and he stared blankly at the Taoist drawing amulets and casting spells.
But see,
The middle-aged Taoist has a thunder seal in his left hand and a sword formula in his right. He is stepping on gang steps, and faintly steps out the word "kui gang" as he walks.
Immediately afterwards, the Taoist swiped his brush and ink, eloquently.
In the blink of an eye, a talisman with simple lines appeared on the paper.
In the Taoist talisman, it can be vaguely seen that the ten characters of "gold, wood, water, fire, earth" and "liver, lung, heart, spleen and kidney" shine brightly.
After the middle-aged Taoist finished drawing the talisman, he sat upright with seals.
The curse said:
"The sky is clear and the earth is at peace, eternal life is guaranteed, ghosts and gods will extinguish themselves, and demons and ghosts will hide. Anyone who dares to violate it will be escorted to Jiuming. I will take the order of Mr. Sanshan Jiuhou!"
"Photo!"
With the Taoist's loud shout, the magic talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, turning into little flames and rushing towards Chu Chen's body.
In an instant, the figures of five stalwart gods descended on the whole body, and an indescribable coercion overwhelmingly suppressed them.
Call! ! !
Chu Chen only felt a surge of pain in his body, his face was distorted and deformed, and thick black air was emitting from his whole body, and a shrill scream erupted from his body.
"call out!"
Immediately afterwards, a twisted black air rushed out of Chu Chen's body, trying to escape.
"Evil! Where are you running!"
The middle-aged Taoist squeezed the sword formula with one hand, and grasped it with the other hand.
But see,
In the Taoist's palm, a ball of black gas turned into a miniature donkey, kicking with all four hooves, struggling and neighing.
(End of this chapter)
It was misty and the sky was slightly bright.
The bazaar awoke from its silence.
People in twos and threes came from all directions, gathered at the market entrance to buy and sell, and exchanged information.
People come and go, shouting and shouting like a tide.
Susu!
The uproar came into his ears, and Chu Chen opened his hazy eyes.
As far as the eye can see, there are pairs of feet walking back and forth, some wearing cloth shoes, some wearing straw sandals, and some simply barefoot, and so on.
Foot odor, sour smell, fishy smell, urine smell mixed with strange smell of dust and grass came to the nostrils.
How am I lying on the ground?
where is this?
Chu Chen quickly looked around.
This is a bustling ancient bazaar, and the people around are all dressed in ancient clothes, in sackcloth, carrying packages and boxes, coming and going, and the crowds are like a flood.
Before he was surprised by the surrounding environment, the next discovery made him dumbfounded.
He was curled up on the ground, covered with fluffy and messy hair, a pair of hooves inserted into the soft soil, a bridle was put on his head, and the other end was tied to a stake, and there were sheep, donkeys, mules and the like " Companion" honks and flicks its tail.
Chu Chen: "?!!"
Crossed over?And still turned into livestock?
Outrageous fucking opened the door, outrageously home.
"My fellow, how many copper coins is this donkey?"
"It looks very thin. It only weighs more than 100 catties. It's not half the size of my donkey. It's too thin."
"Why doesn't this donkey pull a lot? My fellow, are you a sick donkey?"
slap!
From time to time, someone kicked Chu Chen's ass and looked back and forth.
Chu Chen was dumbfounded.
Skinny ass?Sick donkey?
He can accept time travel, but it is unacceptable to dress up as a donkey and sell it on the street.
Xu Shi was emotionally agitated, his brain shook, and a large number of memories flooded into his mind.
He just woke up and fell asleep again.
The moon shines on the moss, and the yellow leaves float on the steps.
Chu Chen woke up leisurely again from the dilapidated and deserted village Earth Temple.
The flames shone brightly, illuminating the surrounding darkness.
Black shadows came and went, setting up pots to boil water, and the burning firewood crackling.
"The donkey has woken up, master, shall we cut the neck to let the blood out, and boil the water to pluck the fur?"
A crisp child's voice exclaimed in surprise, from far to near.
Chu Chen's heart skipped a beat.
Cut the neck to let blood, boil water to pluck the hair.
Hey guys, is this steamed or grilled?
Chu Chen was startled, the whole person, no, the whole donkey stood up, the force was too strong, the reins pulled his head and neck aching.
He wanted to shout loudly, but unfortunately his tongue was straight, and he couldn't say a word, only "donkey braying".
Finished!
Chu Chen was all hopeless and bitter.
He was considered the worst mess among the traversers. Not only did he inexplicably change from a human to a donkey, it would even put his life in danger.
Chu Chen wanted to break free from the reins, and was looking at the stakes beside him.
A young Taoist boy about ten years old, with red lips, white teeth, and fair skin, came over.
He untied the leash from the stake, and pulled the rein roughly, as if he was about to pull him to the fire and stone pot to bleed and shave.
Xiaodaotong was small, but surprisingly strong, which made Chu Chen stagger and almost fell to the ground.
"Little devil, don't be rough!"
At this time, a middle-aged Taoist priest in a Taoist robe in green took three steps at a time, grabbed the rein in the little Taoist boy's hand, and scolded:
"I asked you to come here, and you are so stubborn? It's outrageous!"
Xiao Daotong touched the little bun on the top of his head, with an innocent face, and muttered in his small mouth:
"It's not the gods enshrined in the temple. It's so polite to sacrifice to the five internal organs temple!"
The middle-aged Taoist priest glanced at the Taoist boy angrily:
"Who said this is food? I don't have any vision."
Xiao Daotong was taken aback, it wasn't for food, could it be used for transportation?
Look at how skinny this donkey is, it looks like a sick donkey, he can ride it almost, it can't carry a grown man at all, the master didn't buy it for a tooth sacrifice, so what else can he do!
While the old and the young were talking,
Chu Chen found a half-broken earthen jar nearby, which was filled with clean water.
Obviously, the clear water in the crock was used by Taoist priests and Taoist boys for drinking.
water!
Chu Chen's eyes lit up.
In his last life, he had heard a story about ghosts and ghosts about "creating animals". After a person was turned into an animal by a heresy secret technique, he only needed to drink clean water to undo the "spell" and return to a human body.
A gleam of hope surged in Chu Chen's heart.
Since things like "creating animals" exist, the solution is definitely not groundless.
Thinking of this, he didn't think too much, he rushed to the broken earthen jar and gulped down the clear water.
The movement here suddenly attracted the attention of one person, one person, and one person.
Daotong exclaimed: "Master, your water!"
The middle-aged Taoist showed surprise on his face, and secretly said: "He even knows how to break the law by drinking water."
Grumpy Grumpy!
Chu Chen drank half of the crock of water in one gulp, leaving nothing behind.
According to the stories of ghosts, ghosts and ghosts, after drinking enough water and rolling on the ground, he can change back to human form in the dust.
However, it is counterproductive.
For a long while, nothing happened.
Chu Chen froze on the spot.
This world has heresy ways similar to "creating animals". Does the legendary cracking method not work?
This time he couldn't fix him.
It's over, it's all over.
Chu Chen wailed in his heart.
But at this moment, the middle-aged Taoist priest spoke.
"Don't be alarmed, Laymen. This technique of creating animals is an unusual trick of blinding eyes and nightmares. Drinking water can't break it. You wait for a moment, and Pindao will cast a spell later to restore you to a human body."
The little boy beside him looked Chu Chen up and down in surprise, muttered to himself, and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a human being, what a pity!"
Chu Chen was taken aback.
Did the priest save himself?
In the current situation, there is no other way but to believe in Taoist priests.
So Chu Chen nodded again and again, quite well-behaved.
The middle-aged Taoist nodded slightly, turned around and took the wooden box, rummaged through the box, and took out yellow talisman paper, ink pen, cinnabar and other things.
Immediately afterwards, the middle-aged Taoist found a stone slab, took a deep breath, adjusted his breath, and the surrounding atmosphere suddenly became quiet.
The shadowy shadows stopped, and even the chattering little Taoist boy seemed very quiet, as if he was afraid of disturbing the middle-aged Taoist priest.
Chu Chen was also very nervous, his breathing slowed down, and he stared blankly at the Taoist drawing amulets and casting spells.
But see,
The middle-aged Taoist has a thunder seal in his left hand and a sword formula in his right. He is stepping on gang steps, and faintly steps out the word "kui gang" as he walks.
Immediately afterwards, the Taoist swiped his brush and ink, eloquently.
In the blink of an eye, a talisman with simple lines appeared on the paper.
In the Taoist talisman, it can be vaguely seen that the ten characters of "gold, wood, water, fire, earth" and "liver, lung, heart, spleen and kidney" shine brightly.
After the middle-aged Taoist finished drawing the talisman, he sat upright with seals.
The curse said:
"The sky is clear and the earth is at peace, eternal life is guaranteed, ghosts and gods will extinguish themselves, and demons and ghosts will hide. Anyone who dares to violate it will be escorted to Jiuming. I will take the order of Mr. Sanshan Jiuhou!"
"Photo!"
With the Taoist's loud shout, the magic talisman ignited spontaneously without fire, turning into little flames and rushing towards Chu Chen's body.
In an instant, the figures of five stalwart gods descended on the whole body, and an indescribable coercion overwhelmingly suppressed them.
Call! ! !
Chu Chen only felt a surge of pain in his body, his face was distorted and deformed, and thick black air was emitting from his whole body, and a shrill scream erupted from his body.
"call out!"
Immediately afterwards, a twisted black air rushed out of Chu Chen's body, trying to escape.
"Evil! Where are you running!"
The middle-aged Taoist squeezed the sword formula with one hand, and grasped it with the other hand.
But see,
In the Taoist's palm, a ball of black gas turned into a miniature donkey, kicking with all four hooves, struggling and neighing.
(End of this chapter)
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