After Reincarnating, My System Quit!

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Chapter 62  I Can Explain This! No, I Got Nothing! by Harem-Fan

 

     "Huh?! Um, What?"

     "Master, I am Baaack~♪!"

     With her hands in front of her belly like a professional maid, she slowly approaches my ear, but I do not feel hostility from her, but mischief.

     No, who is this woman? She was never like this with Scott in the past. She whispered.

     "I am your sidekick, Yellow Emperor~!"

     Hearing those words my brain began to move fast as I assessed what was really going on.

     "Don't pull your gun out, I am on your side, Rick. I promise I will tell you more when we are not in public. Just know the Government supports me and I am here legally to aid you."

     She is good, she saw my arm muscles twitch to reach for my gun before I did it. So I ask.

     "Give me one good reason to trust you?"

     "Because you owe me, and I owe you. Oh, and I can help you with your revenge on Scott Tang."

     She pointed to the guard booth and said.

     "Take care of that first, then we can go in and talk, chop-chop lets go before your wives come home and ask questions you can't answer."

     Her air of experience is felt and I noticed her level in acting must be advanced. It is like she can see through me.

     So I take her identification and sign her up to come and go. The guard happily wrote down her plates, and soon I climbed into her car with her as she drove us back.

     As we went into the home's gates, I pointed to the open garage open-spot for her to park.

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     I brought Mei Xia into my den behind the garage and the two of us just stared at each-other from our two ends. I ask.

     "Let us forget the whole revenge and Scott thing and start with... Why do I owe you and you owe me?"

     She crossed her legs and became serious and explained.

     "Let me give you full disclosure that I never tell my targets, in this case you're my protection target. First my real name is actually Mei Xia. I was born in The China Empire in the continent of Australia. When I was 7 years old, I was on the streets begging and stealing to survive."

     She noticed the mini-fridge and reached into look. Gesturing for permission I nodded, and she grabbed a bottle of water.

     "Well naturally the world is a cold and heartless place in the shadows no one looks at, especially in the tightfisted Empire. But I did not care about the politics of the rulers, I only wanted to live another day."

     Sipping the water to quench her thirst she continued.

     "I was picked up and saved by a kind but firm Eurasian pair of spies who trained me in things I needed to know, like an adoption. But nothing in life is free Rick. Their kindness came with training. In order to survive, I had to learn to act, kill, steal, and commit crimes of espionage. Frankly, I was trained to be a spy."

     She pointed to the ground.

     "I was trained in the ways of Eurasia, the people, history, custom's, and many more things. I was trained to also enter the China Empire military as a double agent. I was to take any mission in Eurasia I could get and come to find my adoptive trainers or parents as you could call them."

     She smiled with a sad look and asked me.

     "So, Rick, do you know what mission the Empire gave me?"

     I think and answer seriously.

     "To infiltrate and seduce one of the family members of the four great houses?"

     She smiles and expands.

     "Rick, you're smarter than you know, that's right, and do you know how many eligible male members of the four families are able to be seduced? That's right my pickings were very limited due to so many damn daughters. So that wasted young master Scott Tang was my only real option. The Heads are old and my actions would be easily noticed."

     "Then if your real loyalty's with Eurasia, how did they take you targeting Scott?"

     She smiled at my naivety and exposed a bit.

     "The Central government also plants spies in the four houses to make sure they are not trying to rise in power to overthrow the other families and government. This has happened in our past in the last 2000 years. Some houses had gotten big and proud and wanted their state to be independent and tried for civil war. This history is erased from public schools however. Bottom line, the Central government wanted me at Scott's side."

     So I guess.

     "And to curb civil wars, the formation of house syndicates was made as a way to control the tyrants of the families."

     Mei nodded to that deduction and then continued.

     "My mission from the Empire was to seduce, have a marriage, give birth, and ultimately make him my puppet to give the Empire favorable business deals, nothing truly nefarious. But this is the role given to virgin spy's of the seduction-trained."

     She had a coin in her hand from nowhere and flipped it to show me its other-side.

     "Central government knowing of my mission helped me to get into the Tang and next to my target. The mission our government wanted was to monitor Scott and the Tang to see if they would sell sensitive information or products to the Empire. So both missions were one and the same, I just reported to two bosses."

     I rub my head and say.

     "And my blind rage for Scott made me lash out against you to hurt him, not bad in itself, but the fact your patriot home mission was tangled up in it screwed the pooch, right?"

     "Yes, your fucking amazing computer skills got my mission royally failed and I was sent back to the stupid Empire. I really felt like I wasted my time, purity, and life after you fucked me sideways."

     I almost feel a bit bad for her, but it was because it was Scott I was after, but like the whole Ning blackmail, I did not pay attention to collateral damage.

     "I am not sorry I made Scott suffer, but if it's worth anything, sorry for your loss."

     Mei drank more and shook her hand to tell me it was fine.

     "I have 13 years under my belt as a spy and assassin, if I can't handle loss, pain, and disappointment, I would have been in prison a long time ago. But this was what I meant about you owe me, for my failed mission, but..."

     She uncrossed her legs and leaned forward.

     "The very-same Immortal Dragon, you, who failed my shit-mission, also brought me back out of sheer dumb fucking luck. Not only is Central happy, but the Empire thinks my mission is not failed, so my spy job is just changed from partnering with that trash to partnering with the fucking Yellow Emperor! Now that is a mission that is respected, and not being a bed warmer for Scott the trash."

     Her grin is now on her lips and she finishes with.

     "So that's why I also owe you."

     She pointed to the large home computer I built and smiled.

     "That person you talked to that night when you killed the assassin,was one of the agents monitoring you, but now it's my job. You're wondering what my mission is exactly right, Ricky~♪?"

     I nod due to that being the obvious chain of questions, but I am sure she is guiding me on purpose so I don't go in circles.

     "Simple, my only job is to keep you alive, kill your enemies, and train and guide you for the big pond. Right now you're still young and inexperienced, so think of me as your teacher, assistant, and confidant to help you grow into a strong Yellow Emperor. If you make a mess, I will help. If you have questions, I will tell you what I can."

     "What happens to you if I reject your help?"

     She smiles and is not offended. I asked that, after-all she would do the same.

     "The Empire would demand I find a susceptible seduction target, while Central would either lock me up in the Capital till I die, or kill me for knowing too much about you."

     Well that sounds peachy! Yeah not a good spot for her but if I don't take her, then the Central government might send someone I don't like for sure. Maybe even lock me up with her?!

     "Ricky, I know that look, you're on my boat, right?"

     "Yeah, and why are you calling me Ricky? Second, how long will you be helping me?"

     She puts on an amused smile and says.

     "Well, Nadia calls you that secretly, right? So I thought you liked it, fufu. How long? Death does us part."

     Wow, just fucking wow?! I lean back and ask some more questions like how she got back, about her legal status, and how to explain her being around me.

     After she told me what she learned I frowned.

     "So, my bastard grandfather is still kicking and causing trouble? But I don't need his help."

     Hearing my words, Mei Xia held her belly and started rocking back and forth in her spot, truly amused at my speech. Mei calmed and told me.

     "Oh man, You're the only-person in Eurasia with the balls to talk about him like that, no really I am afraid of that old man! But don't worry, us using his name is not even his idea and he would not like it one bit, but all the nobles will buy it hook line and sinker. The Tang excuse is more for my Empire mission, and your dick-pic is more for Scott."

     I shrug and as long as it's not him ordering her to help me, I am fine with it.

     "So now it seems we are stuck together, what do we do about my wives and living arrangements?"

     She stands up and points to her outfit, then she bows and explains.

     "Your grandfather made an agreement for me to help you out, and take care of you, and is also a way to monitor me for the country. This is also punishment for you to have turned me in, an innocent maid to be deported. I have been paid by your grandfather, and the fact you're expecting children. I don't think you even know how to take care of kids, right?"

     My face stiffens due to the fact, I indeed do not know, well I have Medicine Skill so technically I do, just the whole changing diapers part is a bit of a trick, right?

     "I am an unofficial doctor."

     She wags her finger and asks.

     "Do you know the proper mixture and temperature for the baby formula? Do you know the faces they make for hunger, or dirty diapers? Do you think all medical doctors are good parents? No, they have maids and nannies for a reason, Rick."

     She pointed to my den.

     "This is a servants room and it will be our new Bat-cave, like that superhero. I am just a more attractive Alfred."

     I point upstairs.

     "We still have two unused bedrooms up stairs you can use till the kids fill it up?"

     She puts on a sly smile and asks the naive me.

     "So how will Mary and Hana feel when a foreigner-hot-maid is just given a room next to theirs and you spend a lot of time with said maid? Yup it looks like a hidden lover to me and them. So trust me on this one Rick. I will sleep here and it's nice compared to where I have had to sleep in my early years. Plus I can guard the house's ground floor at night. You have to think of security Rick."

     I ask another strange question.

     "All my life, I have taken care of myself, so it is strange for me to have a maid."

     "You're a Tang now, unofficially, so your job is to act like a young master and I will help you. I know you do all the cooking and wash, but now I will do that easy stuff. You also need help surveilling targets online right? I am the manpower you have been wishing for, oh and I can use your weapons no problem, like your sniper rifle, fufu. What is sexier than a maid-sniper killing men around you?"

     I look at her funny because for some reason that image seems kinda cool. So because I have so many things going on in my mind I just ask.

     "Then rightnow, what should we do?"

     Mei points up and suggests.

     "I should cook a great meal to hit your wives-tummies to soften the blow, and you should watch TV and think about what to say to them, because I am just going to be a simple maid, not a super-spy. Naturally you can't tell them about all of this, right? So let's go up young master Lee!"

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     An hour later, the talented Mei Xia proves she is a legit maid and has at least Advanced Cooking! I can even learn from her. So while she has been humming and dancing in the kitchen I ask the questions I shelved before.

     "Sooo, you and Scott?"

     Mei expecting my questions only smiles and tells me the facts.

     "He got my body, my purity, my loyalty, but never my heart. Does this sound like a loose woman? No, most women give something up for one reason or another. Some women do it for babies, money, fame, power, security, they just like sex, or they truly are blindly in love, and possibly to a man that only loves them for their body."

     Ah that last one was Hana with doctor dick.

     "Did Scott love me, maybe for his twisted heart. Did I hate every-second with him, no, on rare occasions he was nice. But do you think a man that beats another to an inch of his life for fun and self worth is the kind of man I would give my heart to? Dream on. I did his dirty work for him, including bullying you and paying thugs, sigh. Now that I am on your side, I am double pissed."

     Mei with no emotion on her face pointed the wooden spoon she was cooking with at me and told me.

     "Scott got off sexually every time he had you beaten. When he beat you he would take me to his room and ride me to release his happiness. Is that what you really wanted to know? So no, I don't have feelings for that trash who fantasizes about you while fucking me." (A/N Scott did this in the beginning of the story as well.)

     Wow how fucking blunt is she, and I really am speechless hearing how she had it while I was nursing my body.

     "Sorry, I asked, didn't mean to bring up a touchy subject."

     She came over and patted my head like a pet owner and said.

     "You're dumb in a cute way. Why would you apologize for what he did? You were a victim, and I was there by choice doing my job of a spy. But now I have a new job, and that's taking care of you dummy. Until you are man enough to carry the world on your shoulder like the other legends, just fix what you can and let others fix what they can."

     She twirled like a dancer back to her pots and finished up the meal. I just watch this strange foreign woman who has an accent. I feel like her confidence is a light in the dark. Then I asked her.

     "Mei, what am I supposed to do as the Yellow Emperor? I looked online and just got folk tales and legends?"

     She put her finger on her chin in thought and told me.

     "Sorry my clearance is not high enough for sensitive information, but here is what I know from both countries..."

     She came closer and said. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!

     "The first Yellow Emperor was the actual first ruler of the Ancient China Empire who united all the primitive lords. This was about 30000 years ago! Then every 400 or so years, he would reincarnate into a new life as a prodigy. Every generation of Yellow Emperor would change humanity by innovating and inventing, or change warfare. Kind of like teaching cave men how to make fire."

     She then ran to the stove and turned it off, she then continued.

     "Then about just over 2000 years a civil war erupted during the reincarnations. The Yellow Emperor can only arise from a direct descendant of the Li Clan. That's you if you're sleeping. Well the nobles started to slay the family members of the Li, to kill off the Immortal Emperor. Then the four guardian families, the Feng, Tang Lang, and Long all fled to Eurasia to hide the remaining true Emperor's blood from the traitor's now the rulers of the China Empire."

     Mei put her finger on my lips and said.

     "Hide your true identity, or the traitors will hunt you down and your loved ones. Take this from someone who lived there, they don't want you alive at all. And that's why my life is used to protect you. What will you do in the future, no one knows, but no Yellow Emperor has not changed Pangaea. So I am a lucky woman to walk in your shadow, get me Rick?"

     As I nod, she removed her finger and then heard the garage door, with a smile she said.

     "Looks like we will have a roast before the roast, fufu!"

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     Soon the very happy Mary and Hana came in, smelled the food and got happy again, then saw the maid standing with a smile on her hands in front folded over one another, and their brains slowed.

    Mei Xia, an actual maid, gives her bow and greeting.

     "Welcome home madams Mary and Hana, dinner is ready when you wash up. I am Mei Xia, young master Lee's servant. I will be taking care of house duties and eventually the children."

     Both of my wives look at her, then me, then her, and then themselves. I stand and kiss each wife and say.

     "I can explain this... no, I got nothing!"

     For just a moment my brain just did not know where to start!

 

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