After failing the college entrance examination, I announced nuclear fusion technology

Unbeknownst to them, the netizens exploded.

[Unexpectedly, God Su also likes Versailles. ． ．It's really bad, but I like it. ． ． ]

[Damn it... 300 graduation certificates, it's really a heifer crossing a cesspit, it's too awesome]

[My husband is awesome. ． ．top quack]

Chapter 38

Not long after, Yang Weiguo uploaded a video of the opening ceremony.

Mainly the speeches in Su language.

In the video, Su Yu is in full bloom, full of scholarly spirit, scolding Fang Qiu, pointing out Jiangshan, and promoting writing.

"So today's responsibility does not lie with others, but with my youth..."

Words with power penetrated into the bodies of netizens one by one, blended into their blood, and made their blood boil.

Such an impassioned speech made them wish to serve the motherland immediately.

[This speech has inspired everyone, enough to be recorded in history]

[I swear here that I must study hard, get admitted to a good university, and serve the country in the future, otherwise I will be punished as a bachelor at the same table for the rest of my life]

[I am in Shenlong, and my heart is for cherry blossoms. I love cherry blossoms, and the flowers and plants of cherry blossoms. If possible, please send me to cherry blossoms by Dongfeng Express.] ． ．By the way, my name is the atomic bomb]

. . .

It didn't take long for this video to become a hot search.

The official media all liked and forwarded it.

Su Yu didn't know it, he was concentrating on reading books.

[Random trigger task]

[Task: To understand Wang Xin's conspiracy, intending to recruit the host, and to hit the morale of Shenlong, ask the host to fight back, and raise the momentum of Shenlong. ． ． ]

[Complete the task: reward mysterious gift package x1]

[Reject the task: Reward the fairy fat times x10 (reminder: passed through)]

"Fairy's fat times?" Su Yu reached out and touched his chin.

He is a decent person, and he doesn't know what fat times are at all.

Still worn.

Doesn't taste great?

But then again, what's the point if there's no taste?

The system is really messed up.

"Accept the mission." Su Yu was serious.

The Piao Piao Kingdom was behind Ah San's invasion last time.

Ah San was punished.

But Piao Piao was not punished.

This made Su Yu breathless.

Now that Piao Piao Country is coming to their door, they need to let them have a good memory.

"But by the way, Piao Piao Country wants to recruit me, why hasn't it contacted me yet?" Su Yu shook her head, stopped reading, and started a journey of surfing the Internet.

Check out the updated bib.

He took a deep breath.

"Forward 1400w... Like 1200w... Comment 1500w..." Su Yu was stunned.

How long does it take?

It's that scary.

He has seen the most likes, only 1000 million, and this scarf has been the top star for several years.

The Su language broke the record in less than half a day.

"I'm really amazing." Su Yu was a little narcissistic.

Then I flipped through the private message.

In addition to fans, there are also some merchants who invited him to advertise.

Hang their products on his scarf, and it will cost 500 million a day.

It's just that these products are a bit outrageous.

"Study materials, I can still understand, women's products, what black-silk...white-silk...why should I advertise? I am not a woman, nor a pervert..." Su Yu complained.

Don't say that the product is abnormal, even if it is normal, he will not advertise.

A mere 500 million yuan, even dogs look down on it.

"Huh?" Flipping through, Su Yu found a lot of different private messages.

[Hello, I'm Wang Wang, I want to talk to you about something. ． ． ]

If it weren't for the system's prompt, Su Yu would have directly treated this as a liar who said "I know the king, and I want to make money".

"It turns out that Piao Piao Country has contacted me a long time ago." Su Yu couldn't help laughing.

He was in Shenlong, surrounded by soldiers to protect him, and no one else could get close to him.

Piao Piaoguo can only contact him through the Internet.

According to a rough estimate in Su Yu, there are at least 10 such private messages.

"Knowing a king will buy a navy." Su Yu was amazed, as if seeing a sow climbing a tree.

Feel free to reply with one [what's the matter? ]

. . .

Piao Piao country.

"This Shenlong Kingdom..." Knowing Wang was furious.

He had already started contacting Su Yu.

But there has been no reply.

"It must have been cut off by Shenlong Kingdom, and Su Yu himself couldn't receive it... What a country that is not free." Knowing Wang cursed.

Someone next to him asked, "Master Boss, how do you know?"

"How do I know?" Knowing Wang sneered, looking at him like an idiot, "Who knows Shenlong Kingdom better than me?"

"No one." The person next to him replied immediately.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in..."

A subordinate ran in and reported out of breath: "Su Yu replied."

"What did he reply?" Knowing Wang asked quickly.

"What's the matter?"

"Nice." The King became excited, "It seems that this Su Yu has longed for our Shenlong Kingdom... This is reasonable. There is no Shenlong who does not yearn for the free Piao Piao Kingdom..."

"Quick...let me talk to him."

. . .

It didn't take long for the account to reply.

[Give you a little gift first. ． ． ]

Followed by a file.

Su Yu clicked on it, and it was all in English.

"I don't understand English." Su Yu replied. His English level is not high, and he only knows basic expressions such as "hello" and "hi".

And of course "fuck".

Not long after, another document came over.

Su Yu clicked on it and saw that it was all in Shenlong language.

The content is roughly that Yang Shuping's green card has been withdrawn, and she is about to be deported.

"Piao Piao Guo has placed a lot of eyeliner on Shenlong." Su Yu's face was serious.

Knowing about the scolding between him and Yang Shuping, an overseas student, was known to Knowing Wang, who treated him as a gift to curry favor with him.

Knowing Wang sent a message: [I have a very important thing. ． ． ]

. . .

Piao Piao country.

Yang Shuping stood on the roof, staring into the distance with a face full of despair.

Her green card is gone, and she will be deported.

The sudden change completely disrupted her plan.

Her plan is like this, when she graduates, at the graduation ceremony, she will step on the dragon crazily, and then lick-flutter crazily.

Maybe he can get the nationality of Piao Piao country.

Let alone nationality now, even the green card is gone.

"I'm such a stupid dog." Yang Shuping slapped himself.

She shouldn't be talking hilarious online.

"If I hadn't worshiped foreigners from the beginning..." Yang Shuping regretted it.

If she doesn't die, she can study abroad with peace of mind.

When the time comes to return to China, they will be returnees, and their monthly salary will easily be tens of thousands.

Wealthy enough for a lifetime.

But no regret medicine.

Now that she is about to be expelled from Piao Piao Country, she can only return to Shenlong. ． ．But she has humiliated the country and will be invited in for tea.

"I'm still dead." Yang Shuping raised his foot.

The wind upstairs was so strong that it took away her courage.

"I don't dare to jump..." Yang Shuping squatted in the corner, crying loudly.

Still kept cursing Piao Piao Guo: "tmd Piao Piao Guo, I've so-licked you, how did I end up like this?"

Chapter 39 Su Yu opens the live broadcast, Lian Mai understands the king

Su Yu didn't care about Yang Shuping's situation.

He was just a little regretful that the gift of knowing the king was not good enough, so it was better to give him tens of billions directly.

Knowing the king's message is coming [I have something, I want to talk to you]

Su Yu knew about this matter, that is, he knew that the king was going to poach the wall, but he still pretended not to know and asked.

Knowing the king expresses his intention.

Su Yu didn't refuse or agree, but asked, can we talk again tonight?

Knowing Wang was surprised.

"Because I want to start a live broadcast..." Su Yu showed an imperceptible smile.

. . .