After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase
Chapter 5 Unfortunately, it's still too late
Chu Yinlong coughed lightly, turned to the director team and said, "The second dish, we want Huaishan Roasted Chicken."
At this time, he turned his back to Jiang Dao, and finally couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, and could not help but smile slightly.
The director was silent for a moment, then sighed: "Just now, you two had a question and answer session, retake it."
Although it is a reality show, it pays more attention to reality, but there are some things that cannot be kept.Even if the guest who spoke did not intend to cause certain effects, it may not have given it when it was submitted for trial.
Thinking of this, the director emphasized another sentence to Jiang Dao: "Remember to answer the name of the dish later, the full name is 'Huaishan Roasted Chicken', don't be too brief."
Jiang Dao was actually very sensitive to the atmosphere. He had a vague feeling that something was wrong when he saw the expressions on everyone's faces.Hearing the director's emphasis at this time, he instantly understood where the problem was, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Cooperating with Chu Yinlong to re-record the question and answer, the red team got a token with "Huaishan Roasted Chicken" written on one side, and got the second delicacy at noon today.
During the intermission, Yibailu giggled, and leaned over to Chu Yinlong to gloat: "If we win all the dishes, wouldn't brother Yao and Weiwei be miserable, and they can only eat pickled mustard and salted duck eggs at noon ,hey-hey……"
Seeing the camera grabbing the camera at the side, Chu Yinlong followed her intention and replied casually: "There is no way, we are too strong."
Yi Bailu nodded: "Yes, fortunately you are here with Brother Long."
Chu Yinlong smiled and looked at Jiang Dao: "Xiao Dao is also very strong, what a surprise."
After a pause, he asked, "What other variety shows has Kojima recorded? Or, what works?"
Originally, Jiang Dao was smelling the fragrance of vegetables wafting in the hall, wondering when he would be able to eat, when he was asked suddenly, his face was blank for a moment.
After being dazed, he thought about it carefully.When he read this book, although the villain Jiang Dao in the book was very jumpy, there was almost no description of his origin and works.That villain, Jiang Dao, competed with Zhou Wei for the role as soon as he appeared on the stage, then flattered Tang Yao in variety shows, and later made trouble in the crew of online dramas...
The original book gave too little information, so Jiang Dao really can't tell what works he has.
Fortunately, he didn't pay attention to it himself, but someone else did.
Tang Yao leaned over at this moment, and interjected with a smile: "Xiao Dao and Wei Wei were drafted in the same draft. Although they both failed to form a group, they are lucky to be remembered by the audience."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Jiang Dao: "You and Wei Wei belong to the same company, so I really have the heart to watch him eat pickled vegetables and salted duck eggs for lunch? How about some water for the third round?"
Jiang Dao: ...
"You have already had two dishes." Tang Yao continued, "Let us have the third dish?"
Without waiting for Jiang Dao to answer, he added: "You returned Wei Wei's yoghurt in the morning. I saw that you took good care of him. Give us the vegetables later."
"No." Jiang Dao ruthlessly refused.
No one can make him voluntarily give up the food he is about to get.
Even if Zhou Wei is the protagonist of this book.
Tang Yao smiled helplessly, turned his head and shouted at Zhou Wei: "Wei Wei, are you sure Xiao Dao is my fan? You ask me to intercede, but I don't think it will work."
On the opposite side, Zhou frowned slightly and looked at Jiang Dao suspiciously.
Seeing Zhou Wei's eyes, Jiang Dao suddenly remembered.
Yes, it seems to be mentioned once in the novel, saying that "Jiang Dao looks at Tang Yao in a wrong way", and he always "circles around Tang Yao" when recording variety shows.
It's just that these were not repeatedly emphasized in the book later, so he was not deeply impressed.
In this way, it makes sense why the villain Jiang Dao in the novel keeps targeting Zhou Wei.
Seeing that the camera also came to join in the fun, Tang Yao smiled and said to the camera: "Don't look at Wei Wei as a small person, she has a lot of eyes, and she doesn't want to beg for mercy by herself, so she said that Xiao Dao is my fan and tricked me to beg for mercy."
Zhou Wei was slapped in the face by Jiang Dao and questioned by Tang Yao, so he was naturally eager to prove himself: "No! When we participated in the audition together, he said he was your fan and showed us the photos in his mobile phone. It's all about you!"
Hearing this, Jiang Dao himself was terrified.
His cell phone album is full of Tang Yao?
It's only been two days since he crossed over, and he hasn't had time to sort out the original owner's photo album... Maybe Zhou Wei really hit the spot.
"Are you really Brother Yao's fan?" Yi Bailu looked at Jiang Dao in surprise, "I can't see it at all."
"Aren't you too calm as a fan?" Lu Yun also came to join in the fun, "Recording a variety show with an idol, isn't it exciting at all? You were the first to eliminate him in the second round!"
Jiang Dao: ...
He just subconsciously deal with the one with the highest threat first.
"What do you think?" Even Chu Yinlong couldn't help teasing Jiang Dao, "You really don't plan to give water to idols?"
"I," Jiang Dao was speechless, and finally decided to tell the truth in a certain aspect, "I don't think there is anything more important than eating. For other rewards, let me let it go. Eat, no."
Hearing this, Tang Yao expressed admiration and gave Jiang Dao a thumbs up.
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and said to the camera: "Did you see that Xiao Dao came to record our cooks, he is enlightened! When you edit it, just put the three big characters P on Xiao Dao's head——Fuck! !people!"
Jiang Dao: ...
Playing around, the 10-minute break is over.
After the guests touched up their makeup, they were taken back to the outdoor challenge area, only to find that the layout here had been completely changed.
In the field, instead of the previous two piles, there are two erected rings that are as tall as a person.The rings are connected by four horizontal bars, and rotating shafts are installed on both sides.After the ring rotates, the four horizontal bars will sweep down in turn, with a height of about ten centimeters from the ground.
"Footwork, I understand." Chu Yinlong smiled helplessly, "Isn't this equivalent to skipping rope?"
"The principle is actually the same." Tang Yao echoed, "But I think, with the director's habit, he would not design such a simple project."
Sure enough, just listen to the voice-over:
"The third round of challenges, footwork."
"Each group of three guests enters the rotating mechanism at the same time to challenge. During the challenge, each guest's legs adjacent to another guest will be tied together. The mechanism will accelerate the rotation over time. Once the guest touches the mechanism, the It is regarded as a failure of the challenge. The team that persists for a longer time wins and can get the last dish. Those who fail..."
"Needless to say about the failed teams," Lu Yun interrupted the director, "The failed teams eat salted duck eggs!"
Everyone responded with giggling laughter.
This challenge is actually a test of teamwork.Add one person to the two-person three-legged run, and it becomes three-person four-legged, and it is necessary to cross the crossbar tacitly according to the speed of the mechanism's rotation.If you are not careful, you may hit the pole, resulting in failure of the challenge.
"Bailu stand in the middle." Chu Yinlong said after receiving the leggings rope from the staff, "Xiaodao is about the same height as me, so stand on both sides, so that you can balance."
"Okay." Yi Bailu happily agreed, and said with a smile, "Then I hugged left and right, two handsome guys, winners in life!"
Jiang Dao didn't care about this, and took a leggings rope from Chu Yinlong, leaned over and tied his ankles with Yi Bailu's.
Unexpectedly, halfway through the tying, he suddenly heard Chu Yinlong ask: "Xiao Dao...where did you learn this way of tying?"
Jiang Dao turned his head and saw that Chu Yinlong had a strange expression on his face, looking at him with a half-smile.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Dao asked, "Isn't it okay to bind like this?"
Chu Yinlong laughed lowly: "It's too strong, no way. It's better to tie it with a single ring, leaving some room for turning. Otherwise, if the cooperation is not good, the two people will fall in different directions. If you use your binding method, it will be difficult for you to move around." hurt the joint."
This is indeed the truth, Jiang Dao nodded, untied the rope, and tied it up again following Chu Yinlong's method.
Chu Yinlong looked at Jiang Dao from the side, with a faint smile in his eyes.
After tying up the legs, Yi Bailu suggested to take a few steps and try it out.In order to keep her balance while walking, she stretched out her arms to wrap around Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong's waist respectively.
Someone touched his waist suddenly, Jiang Dao couldn't help frowning.
This feeling...he doesn't like it.
But, it doesn't make sense.
In the first round of challenges, he and Chu Yinlong were stuck together, and he even hugged Chu Yinlong. Not only did he feel no discomfort, but he was a little greedy.
Why did Yi Bailu just touch his waist, and he kept churning with the thought of kicking him away?
"Get ready, let's go!" Yi Bailu ordered, and began to try to walk.
Jiang Dao came back to his senses, he couldn't keep up with the pace for a while, and staggered under his feet.
Chu Yinlong reached out and grabbed Jiang Dao to help him stabilize his center of gravity.
"What's the matter? This cooperation..." Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly changed his words, "Forget it, come on, you also hold Bailu's shoulders, so that you can be more stable."
Although Jiang Dao doesn't really want to touch Ibaku, but in order to win the challenge and taste the delicious food, this discomfort can still be overcome.He was not pretentious, and put his hand on Yibai Lu's shoulder. Immediately, Chu Yinlong's arm overlapped his arm, and fell on Yibai Lu's other shoulder.
Through two layers of thin fabric, body temperature was slowly transmitted between the overlapping limbs, and the muscles of Chu Yinlong's arm gently pressed Jiang Dao's arm.
This time, Jiang Dao felt that the touch was not annoying.It even seems to have calmed down the uncomfortable feeling of being touched around his waist a lot.
After the three of them shouted the rhythm and took a few steps, and gradually grasped the key to cooperation, the director team announced the start of the challenge, and the red team, which was temporarily leading, took the stage first.
The three of Jiang Dao stood side by side inside the revolving mechanism, and the mechanism opened soon.
At first, the rotation speed of the mechanism was not fast. After they safely crossed the three horizontal bars, they discovered a problem that had not been considered:
"No, we can't go forward." Jiang Dao frowned, "Just lift your foot to let the pole pass, and you can't take a step. Otherwise, if you walk too far, you will not be able to cross it."
"I found out too!" Yi Bailu shouted, "Would it be better to just jump in place?"
Chu Yinlong quickly stopped: "No, you can't jump, if you jump..."
However, before he finished speaking, the pole had already turned to their feet, so close at hand.
"Jump!" Without time to discuss, Yibai Lu shouted coquettishly, trying to jump with both feet.
Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong were not ready, so they had to jump quickly, but because the height of each person's flight and the swing angle of their legs could not be accurately controlled, the tied feet became a drag, although they succeeded After crossing the crossbar, the three of them staggered when they landed.
The Yibai Lu who stood in the middle was the worst. He couldn't move freely with one foot, and immediately lost his center of gravity. He tugged on the clothes of the two people around him and fell to his knees.
Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong reacted very quickly, pulling Yi Bailu up almost immediately, ready to meet the next bar.
Unfortunately, it's still too late.
Before the three of them had time to reorganize their rhythm, the rotating mechanism suddenly accelerated, and the crossbar arrived ahead of time, hit their ankles, and stopped.
At this time, he turned his back to Jiang Dao, and finally couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth, and could not help but smile slightly.
The director was silent for a moment, then sighed: "Just now, you two had a question and answer session, retake it."
Although it is a reality show, it pays more attention to reality, but there are some things that cannot be kept.Even if the guest who spoke did not intend to cause certain effects, it may not have given it when it was submitted for trial.
Thinking of this, the director emphasized another sentence to Jiang Dao: "Remember to answer the name of the dish later, the full name is 'Huaishan Roasted Chicken', don't be too brief."
Jiang Dao was actually very sensitive to the atmosphere. He had a vague feeling that something was wrong when he saw the expressions on everyone's faces.Hearing the director's emphasis at this time, he instantly understood where the problem was, and couldn't help laughing out loud.
Cooperating with Chu Yinlong to re-record the question and answer, the red team got a token with "Huaishan Roasted Chicken" written on one side, and got the second delicacy at noon today.
During the intermission, Yibailu giggled, and leaned over to Chu Yinlong to gloat: "If we win all the dishes, wouldn't brother Yao and Weiwei be miserable, and they can only eat pickled mustard and salted duck eggs at noon ,hey-hey……"
Seeing the camera grabbing the camera at the side, Chu Yinlong followed her intention and replied casually: "There is no way, we are too strong."
Yi Bailu nodded: "Yes, fortunately you are here with Brother Long."
Chu Yinlong smiled and looked at Jiang Dao: "Xiao Dao is also very strong, what a surprise."
After a pause, he asked, "What other variety shows has Kojima recorded? Or, what works?"
Originally, Jiang Dao was smelling the fragrance of vegetables wafting in the hall, wondering when he would be able to eat, when he was asked suddenly, his face was blank for a moment.
After being dazed, he thought about it carefully.When he read this book, although the villain Jiang Dao in the book was very jumpy, there was almost no description of his origin and works.That villain, Jiang Dao, competed with Zhou Wei for the role as soon as he appeared on the stage, then flattered Tang Yao in variety shows, and later made trouble in the crew of online dramas...
The original book gave too little information, so Jiang Dao really can't tell what works he has.
Fortunately, he didn't pay attention to it himself, but someone else did.
Tang Yao leaned over at this moment, and interjected with a smile: "Xiao Dao and Wei Wei were drafted in the same draft. Although they both failed to form a group, they are lucky to be remembered by the audience."
After finishing speaking, he looked at Jiang Dao: "You and Wei Wei belong to the same company, so I really have the heart to watch him eat pickled vegetables and salted duck eggs for lunch? How about some water for the third round?"
Jiang Dao: ...
"You have already had two dishes." Tang Yao continued, "Let us have the third dish?"
Without waiting for Jiang Dao to answer, he added: "You returned Wei Wei's yoghurt in the morning. I saw that you took good care of him. Give us the vegetables later."
"No." Jiang Dao ruthlessly refused.
No one can make him voluntarily give up the food he is about to get.
Even if Zhou Wei is the protagonist of this book.
Tang Yao smiled helplessly, turned his head and shouted at Zhou Wei: "Wei Wei, are you sure Xiao Dao is my fan? You ask me to intercede, but I don't think it will work."
On the opposite side, Zhou frowned slightly and looked at Jiang Dao suspiciously.
Seeing Zhou Wei's eyes, Jiang Dao suddenly remembered.
Yes, it seems to be mentioned once in the novel, saying that "Jiang Dao looks at Tang Yao in a wrong way", and he always "circles around Tang Yao" when recording variety shows.
It's just that these were not repeatedly emphasized in the book later, so he was not deeply impressed.
In this way, it makes sense why the villain Jiang Dao in the novel keeps targeting Zhou Wei.
Seeing that the camera also came to join in the fun, Tang Yao smiled and said to the camera: "Don't look at Wei Wei as a small person, she has a lot of eyes, and she doesn't want to beg for mercy by herself, so she said that Xiao Dao is my fan and tricked me to beg for mercy."
Zhou Wei was slapped in the face by Jiang Dao and questioned by Tang Yao, so he was naturally eager to prove himself: "No! When we participated in the audition together, he said he was your fan and showed us the photos in his mobile phone. It's all about you!"
Hearing this, Jiang Dao himself was terrified.
His cell phone album is full of Tang Yao?
It's only been two days since he crossed over, and he hasn't had time to sort out the original owner's photo album... Maybe Zhou Wei really hit the spot.
"Are you really Brother Yao's fan?" Yi Bailu looked at Jiang Dao in surprise, "I can't see it at all."
"Aren't you too calm as a fan?" Lu Yun also came to join in the fun, "Recording a variety show with an idol, isn't it exciting at all? You were the first to eliminate him in the second round!"
Jiang Dao: ...
He just subconsciously deal with the one with the highest threat first.
"What do you think?" Even Chu Yinlong couldn't help teasing Jiang Dao, "You really don't plan to give water to idols?"
"I," Jiang Dao was speechless, and finally decided to tell the truth in a certain aspect, "I don't think there is anything more important than eating. For other rewards, let me let it go. Eat, no."
Hearing this, Tang Yao expressed admiration and gave Jiang Dao a thumbs up.
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and said to the camera: "Did you see that Xiao Dao came to record our cooks, he is enlightened! When you edit it, just put the three big characters P on Xiao Dao's head——Fuck! !people!"
Jiang Dao: ...
Playing around, the 10-minute break is over.
After the guests touched up their makeup, they were taken back to the outdoor challenge area, only to find that the layout here had been completely changed.
In the field, instead of the previous two piles, there are two erected rings that are as tall as a person.The rings are connected by four horizontal bars, and rotating shafts are installed on both sides.After the ring rotates, the four horizontal bars will sweep down in turn, with a height of about ten centimeters from the ground.
"Footwork, I understand." Chu Yinlong smiled helplessly, "Isn't this equivalent to skipping rope?"
"The principle is actually the same." Tang Yao echoed, "But I think, with the director's habit, he would not design such a simple project."
Sure enough, just listen to the voice-over:
"The third round of challenges, footwork."
"Each group of three guests enters the rotating mechanism at the same time to challenge. During the challenge, each guest's legs adjacent to another guest will be tied together. The mechanism will accelerate the rotation over time. Once the guest touches the mechanism, the It is regarded as a failure of the challenge. The team that persists for a longer time wins and can get the last dish. Those who fail..."
"Needless to say about the failed teams," Lu Yun interrupted the director, "The failed teams eat salted duck eggs!"
Everyone responded with giggling laughter.
This challenge is actually a test of teamwork.Add one person to the two-person three-legged run, and it becomes three-person four-legged, and it is necessary to cross the crossbar tacitly according to the speed of the mechanism's rotation.If you are not careful, you may hit the pole, resulting in failure of the challenge.
"Bailu stand in the middle." Chu Yinlong said after receiving the leggings rope from the staff, "Xiaodao is about the same height as me, so stand on both sides, so that you can balance."
"Okay." Yi Bailu happily agreed, and said with a smile, "Then I hugged left and right, two handsome guys, winners in life!"
Jiang Dao didn't care about this, and took a leggings rope from Chu Yinlong, leaned over and tied his ankles with Yi Bailu's.
Unexpectedly, halfway through the tying, he suddenly heard Chu Yinlong ask: "Xiao Dao...where did you learn this way of tying?"
Jiang Dao turned his head and saw that Chu Yinlong had a strange expression on his face, looking at him with a half-smile.
After a moment of silence, Jiang Dao asked, "Isn't it okay to bind like this?"
Chu Yinlong laughed lowly: "It's too strong, no way. It's better to tie it with a single ring, leaving some room for turning. Otherwise, if the cooperation is not good, the two people will fall in different directions. If you use your binding method, it will be difficult for you to move around." hurt the joint."
This is indeed the truth, Jiang Dao nodded, untied the rope, and tied it up again following Chu Yinlong's method.
Chu Yinlong looked at Jiang Dao from the side, with a faint smile in his eyes.
After tying up the legs, Yi Bailu suggested to take a few steps and try it out.In order to keep her balance while walking, she stretched out her arms to wrap around Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong's waist respectively.
Someone touched his waist suddenly, Jiang Dao couldn't help frowning.
This feeling...he doesn't like it.
But, it doesn't make sense.
In the first round of challenges, he and Chu Yinlong were stuck together, and he even hugged Chu Yinlong. Not only did he feel no discomfort, but he was a little greedy.
Why did Yi Bailu just touch his waist, and he kept churning with the thought of kicking him away?
"Get ready, let's go!" Yi Bailu ordered, and began to try to walk.
Jiang Dao came back to his senses, he couldn't keep up with the pace for a while, and staggered under his feet.
Chu Yinlong reached out and grabbed Jiang Dao to help him stabilize his center of gravity.
"What's the matter? This cooperation..." Halfway through the sentence, he suddenly changed his words, "Forget it, come on, you also hold Bailu's shoulders, so that you can be more stable."
Although Jiang Dao doesn't really want to touch Ibaku, but in order to win the challenge and taste the delicious food, this discomfort can still be overcome.He was not pretentious, and put his hand on Yibai Lu's shoulder. Immediately, Chu Yinlong's arm overlapped his arm, and fell on Yibai Lu's other shoulder.
Through two layers of thin fabric, body temperature was slowly transmitted between the overlapping limbs, and the muscles of Chu Yinlong's arm gently pressed Jiang Dao's arm.
This time, Jiang Dao felt that the touch was not annoying.It even seems to have calmed down the uncomfortable feeling of being touched around his waist a lot.
After the three of them shouted the rhythm and took a few steps, and gradually grasped the key to cooperation, the director team announced the start of the challenge, and the red team, which was temporarily leading, took the stage first.
The three of Jiang Dao stood side by side inside the revolving mechanism, and the mechanism opened soon.
At first, the rotation speed of the mechanism was not fast. After they safely crossed the three horizontal bars, they discovered a problem that had not been considered:
"No, we can't go forward." Jiang Dao frowned, "Just lift your foot to let the pole pass, and you can't take a step. Otherwise, if you walk too far, you will not be able to cross it."
"I found out too!" Yi Bailu shouted, "Would it be better to just jump in place?"
Chu Yinlong quickly stopped: "No, you can't jump, if you jump..."
However, before he finished speaking, the pole had already turned to their feet, so close at hand.
"Jump!" Without time to discuss, Yibai Lu shouted coquettishly, trying to jump with both feet.
Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong were not ready, so they had to jump quickly, but because the height of each person's flight and the swing angle of their legs could not be accurately controlled, the tied feet became a drag, although they succeeded After crossing the crossbar, the three of them staggered when they landed.
The Yibai Lu who stood in the middle was the worst. He couldn't move freely with one foot, and immediately lost his center of gravity. He tugged on the clothes of the two people around him and fell to his knees.
Jiang Dao and Chu Yinlong reacted very quickly, pulling Yi Bailu up almost immediately, ready to meet the next bar.
Unfortunately, it's still too late.
Before the three of them had time to reorganize their rhythm, the rotating mechanism suddenly accelerated, and the crossbar arrived ahead of time, hit their ankles, and stopped.
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