After Entering a Book, He Just Wants to be a Flower Vase
Chapter 2 What an annoying guy
Staring at the yogurt and biscuits on the table in the lounge, Ejima's eyes almost turned green.
He was too lazy to play the role of a good baby in front of the camera, so he only greeted a few people in the lounge, then went straight to the table, picked up a bottle of yogurt, unscrewed it, and leaned his neck back to gulp down a few mouthfuls.
Then he sighed contentedly: "Finally alive!"
Lu Yun couldn't help but laugh: "What's the matter? Your manager won't let you have breakfast?"
Jiang Dao licked the corner of his mouth and grasped the key words: "Also? Doesn't your manager let you eat?"
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and pointed at Zhou Wei: "Wei Wei's manager didn't let him eat either, just now his stomach was growling, but it was loud, but no matter how much we persuaded him, he wouldn't touch a single biscuit!"
Suddenly being called out to expose the embarrassing incident, Zhou Wei's cheeks visibly turned red.
He knew that there were cameras shooting in the lounge all the time, and they all had radios on their bodies. His stomach groaning just now would definitely be cut into the feature film.What's more, Jiang Dao also brought a camera in... Just looking at the direction of the camera, he knew that the camera was capturing close-ups of him!
On the side, Tang Yao said with a smile: "You only know that this show needs to eat, but you don't know that the director team is cheating. There are a lot of preparations ahead, and there is a competition, so lunch can't be eaten until after one o'clock in the afternoon. Don't eat it Breakfast, you're not hungry and crazy."
After finishing speaking, he patted Zhou Wei on the back, and persuaded: "Look at how smart Kojima is, behind his back, he can eat whatever he wants. Go, eat some biscuits, or drink some yogurt pads."
Hearing Lu Yun mention Zhou Wei's stomach growling, Jiang Dao recalled the plot in the book.
In the following article, this seemingly unnutritious plot has attracted a lot of mother fans for Zhou Wei, and also laid the foundation for Zhou Wei to become the favorite of the cooking group.
To be honest, Jiang Dao likes Zhou Wei in the book.He is simple, kind, intelligent, educated, easily shy but soft on the outside and strong on the inside. For his dream, he can grow rapidly after setbacks again and again.
Jiang Dao has seen a lot of darkness and killings in the last days. If this book hadn't made him see the possibility of a beautiful existence, he might have lost the perseverance to fight long ago.
In order to maintain the beautiful love story in the book, Jiang Dao decided to add fire.So, he took another bottle of yogurt and threw it to Tang Yao in the air.
Tang Yao caught it subconsciously, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Give it to me?"
Jiang Dao: "Yes. Zhou Wei refuses to eat, so feed him."
Tang Yao: ...
Zhou Wei: ...
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and echoed: "That's right, Xiao Tang, Wei Wei doesn't eat, so hello! Isn't this the tradition of us cooks? If you can't eat enough, you can stuff it."
Yi Bailu's face was horrible, he tried to hold back his smile but failed, covered his mouth and said: "Then I'll wrap biscuits too, how about yogurt?"
Jiang Dao thought for a while: "Mouth to mouth?"
It is a bridge section that appeared later in the book, and it is feasible to think about it.
Lu Yun clapped her hands: "Good idea!"
Yi Bailu smiled and said angrily: "Xiao Dao, you are so bad!"
Zhou Wei's face turned red.
He glared at Jiang Dao angrily, reached out to snatch the yogurt from Tang Yao, unscrewed it, and drank it without saying a word.
Tang Yao was relieved: "It's done, the sponsored shots are gone."
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the silent camera next to him, pointed at Zhou Wei, and said solemnly: "Bei Ai You Cheese, every piece of real fruit, nutritious and without belly burden! OK, my task is completed."
Zhou Wei was helpless: "Brother Yao! It's fine for Jiang Dao to mess around, but why are you like this?"
Tang Yao raised his eyebrows and squinted at Zhou Wei, with a smirk all over his face.
At this time, a variety show assistant knocked on the door frame of the lounge: "It's ready to start filming! You... yo, are you going to eat this? There will be a big meal in a while, can you still eat?"
"Don't worry, we are all cooks."
"No matter how much I can eat, I will never leave a bone for the director team!"
"Just waiting for the food in Nagisa City, why can't you eat it?"
Everyone was chatting and joking, and moved from the lounge to the shooting location noisily.
As soon as he entered the door, Jiang Dao keenly smelled a seductive fragrance.
"Fish!" With his eyes shining, he searched around the shooting hall, sniffing with his nose, but he couldn't find the source of the aroma.
This topic is very suitable for the extension of the theme of the rice cooker. Yi Bailu also smelled it, and gave Jiang Dao a thumbs up: "You have a good nose, why didn't I smell fish?"
"Zhu City's gourmet food, it must be sweet and sour fried fish." Lu Yun is well-informed, "Maybe there is Zhu Huai Shui Banquet. For hard dishes, Huaishan Roasted Chicken and Lan Guo Cai are also good, and Braised mutton in red. There are more staple foods, such as stewed noodles, glutinous rice balls, pot helmets..."
Hearing the name of the dish reported by Lu Yun, Jiang Dao couldn't help swallowing.
This variety show really came at the right time. To be able to taste the delicacy in the book that he longed for but had no chance to meet, it is really worth the battle to die!
At this moment, Jiang Dao decided that he would do his best in this variety show.
What retreat?What is passive sabotage?What is the free life of cats and dogs in the pastoral landscape?
Let's wait until he finishes this meal first.
Just when Jiang Dao was full of fighting spirit and ready to show his strength...
Suddenly, he caught the sound of slight footsteps approaching him quickly from behind him.
Immediately, Jiang Dao's hairs stood on end.
He was so distracted just now that he didn't notice anyone approaching him from behind.
This distance - already can kill with one blow!
The next second, a hand suddenly rested on Jiang Dao's shoulder.
Almost at the same moment, Jiang Dao twisted his waist, stepped back in a lunge, clasped the hand on his shoulder with his backhand, and then suddenly exerted force from his waist and abdomen, throwing the person behind him forward, hard to the ground Whisk!
"what!"
"oops--!"
"careful!"
Amidst the exclamation of the crowd, Jiang Dao was staggered by his own actions and the opponent's weight, and fell forward uncontrollably.
The person who was thrown out had already adjusted his figure in mid-air and was about to land safely, but Jiang Dao didn't want to play his cards according to common sense and directly threw himself into his arms.This time, he also lost his center of gravity, staggered two steps backwards, and was finally dragged by Jiang Dao and fell to the floor.
Jiang Dao lay on the opponent's body and cursed angrily.
What a shabby little body!
A simple over-the-shoulder throw can actually make him lose his strength and fall down?
What's more, his waist seemed to be strained, and he felt a little throbbing pain, so he couldn't get up for a while.
The doctors and nurses of the filming crew quickly surrounded them, helped the two to sit up, and checked the injuries.
"Teacher Chu, where are you hurt?" the staff asked with concern.
"Brother Long, are you okay?" Tang Yao and Chu Yinlong had a good relationship, and they came forward to express their concern.
"Teacher Chu isn't injured, is he?" Even the director hurried over with a worried tone.
As a top kung fu star, Chu Yinlong's bad temper is widely recognized in the industry. Videos of him reprimanding actors on the set have been circulating on the Internet one after another.If he got angry here and punched him down, Jiang Dao might have to be sent directly to the hospital.
Jiang Dao rubbed his throbbing waist, frowned, raised his eyes to look at the star opposite, and said to himself: This is Chu Yinlong?Sure enough, a big name.
But he saw that the other party was also looking over, with a slight smile in his eyes, and he didn't look angry.
"Jiang Dao!" Zhu Yao, who hurried over, said sharply, "Apologize to Teacher Chu!"
Because his body was too weak and his waist still hurt a little, Jiang Dao was in a bad mood, so he didn't suppress his temper for a while, and turned his head to cast a cold glance at Zhu Yao.
The second sentence that Zhu Yao was about to say suddenly got stuck in his throat for some reason.
However, after that momentary scalp numbness passed, when he looked at Jiang Dao again, he found that his artist had returned to his previous tired look, drooping his eyelashes, gently rubbing the strained side waist, but also No apology was made.
"I am fine."
Everyone didn't expect that it was Chu Yinlong who spoke first: "Show him, he seems to have strained his lumbar muscle."
After finishing speaking, he stood up, straightened his clothes, and looked at Zhu Yao: "No need to apologize, it's my fault, I should have reminded him earlier that someone was approaching from behind. If I was suddenly patted on the shoulder from behind, I would subconsciously attack him." .”
Seeing that Chu Yinlong was not injured or lost his temper, everyone present was deeply relieved.
With an impeccable smile, Zhu Yao apologized for Jiang Dao.
"It's obviously a problem with the director team."
Chu Yinlong was not injured, and Tang Yao was relieved, and began to make jokes: "They arranged for you to enter the venue mysteriously, to scare us? You don't know, they have arranged this way several times before, and they repeated how we were scared. Editing was done on purpose!"
The variety show director is not very old and his qualifications are not very deep. In front of the two famous performers, he could only apologize with a wry smile: "Yes, yes, it's because we didn't arrange it carefully, and we shouldn't let Mr. Chu scare Xiao Dao... Oh yes, Kojima, are you okay? Are you seriously injured?"
Jiang Dao shook his head perfunctorily: "It's okay, just rub it open."
Compared with the strain on his waist, he felt that his spiritual trauma was more serious.
This weak chicken body, he must train it well one day!Anyone who falls can bring himself to the ground, this body is not worthy of the food he ate.
"Not bad, do you know how to work hard?"
Standing aside, Chu Yinlong looked down at Jiang Dao who was sitting on the floor, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth: "Unfortunately, the skills are not bad, but the strength is not enough. You need to practice more."
Jiang Dao, who was poked at the pain point, gave Chu Yinlong a bad look.
The corner of Chu Yinlong's mouth twitched, and he smiled: "And you need to eat more to gain strength."
Jiang Dao: ...
Chu Yinlong: "Today, try to win at least one dish."
Jiang Dao didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned his head to the director and said, "That one just now, I didn't do it on purpose... The wrestling scene will damage Teacher Chu's tough guy image, will it be cut?"
By the way, cut out his weak and embarrassing look too, perfect.
The director didn't want to make matters worse, so he nodded and said, "It will be cut. I will retake the entrance later."
Before Jiang Dao had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Chu Yinlong ask, "Did you take pictures just now?"
The camera was trembling at the side: "Shooting...it's taken."
Chu Yinlong was satisfied: "Well, don't delete it, send me a copy back."
Jiang Dao: ...
Such a nasty guy, no wonder it's just a sideshow in the book.
Best, after recording today's variety show, just like what is written in the book, never see you again.
He was too lazy to play the role of a good baby in front of the camera, so he only greeted a few people in the lounge, then went straight to the table, picked up a bottle of yogurt, unscrewed it, and leaned his neck back to gulp down a few mouthfuls.
Then he sighed contentedly: "Finally alive!"
Lu Yun couldn't help but laugh: "What's the matter? Your manager won't let you have breakfast?"
Jiang Dao licked the corner of his mouth and grasped the key words: "Also? Doesn't your manager let you eat?"
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and pointed at Zhou Wei: "Wei Wei's manager didn't let him eat either, just now his stomach was growling, but it was loud, but no matter how much we persuaded him, he wouldn't touch a single biscuit!"
Suddenly being called out to expose the embarrassing incident, Zhou Wei's cheeks visibly turned red.
He knew that there were cameras shooting in the lounge all the time, and they all had radios on their bodies. His stomach groaning just now would definitely be cut into the feature film.What's more, Jiang Dao also brought a camera in... Just looking at the direction of the camera, he knew that the camera was capturing close-ups of him!
On the side, Tang Yao said with a smile: "You only know that this show needs to eat, but you don't know that the director team is cheating. There are a lot of preparations ahead, and there is a competition, so lunch can't be eaten until after one o'clock in the afternoon. Don't eat it Breakfast, you're not hungry and crazy."
After finishing speaking, he patted Zhou Wei on the back, and persuaded: "Look at how smart Kojima is, behind his back, he can eat whatever he wants. Go, eat some biscuits, or drink some yogurt pads."
Hearing Lu Yun mention Zhou Wei's stomach growling, Jiang Dao recalled the plot in the book.
In the following article, this seemingly unnutritious plot has attracted a lot of mother fans for Zhou Wei, and also laid the foundation for Zhou Wei to become the favorite of the cooking group.
To be honest, Jiang Dao likes Zhou Wei in the book.He is simple, kind, intelligent, educated, easily shy but soft on the outside and strong on the inside. For his dream, he can grow rapidly after setbacks again and again.
Jiang Dao has seen a lot of darkness and killings in the last days. If this book hadn't made him see the possibility of a beautiful existence, he might have lost the perseverance to fight long ago.
In order to maintain the beautiful love story in the book, Jiang Dao decided to add fire.So, he took another bottle of yogurt and threw it to Tang Yao in the air.
Tang Yao caught it subconsciously, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Give it to me?"
Jiang Dao: "Yes. Zhou Wei refuses to eat, so feed him."
Tang Yao: ...
Zhou Wei: ...
Lu Yun laughed loudly, and echoed: "That's right, Xiao Tang, Wei Wei doesn't eat, so hello! Isn't this the tradition of us cooks? If you can't eat enough, you can stuff it."
Yi Bailu's face was horrible, he tried to hold back his smile but failed, covered his mouth and said: "Then I'll wrap biscuits too, how about yogurt?"
Jiang Dao thought for a while: "Mouth to mouth?"
It is a bridge section that appeared later in the book, and it is feasible to think about it.
Lu Yun clapped her hands: "Good idea!"
Yi Bailu smiled and said angrily: "Xiao Dao, you are so bad!"
Zhou Wei's face turned red.
He glared at Jiang Dao angrily, reached out to snatch the yogurt from Tang Yao, unscrewed it, and drank it without saying a word.
Tang Yao was relieved: "It's done, the sponsored shots are gone."
After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at the silent camera next to him, pointed at Zhou Wei, and said solemnly: "Bei Ai You Cheese, every piece of real fruit, nutritious and without belly burden! OK, my task is completed."
Zhou Wei was helpless: "Brother Yao! It's fine for Jiang Dao to mess around, but why are you like this?"
Tang Yao raised his eyebrows and squinted at Zhou Wei, with a smirk all over his face.
At this time, a variety show assistant knocked on the door frame of the lounge: "It's ready to start filming! You... yo, are you going to eat this? There will be a big meal in a while, can you still eat?"
"Don't worry, we are all cooks."
"No matter how much I can eat, I will never leave a bone for the director team!"
"Just waiting for the food in Nagisa City, why can't you eat it?"
Everyone was chatting and joking, and moved from the lounge to the shooting location noisily.
As soon as he entered the door, Jiang Dao keenly smelled a seductive fragrance.
"Fish!" With his eyes shining, he searched around the shooting hall, sniffing with his nose, but he couldn't find the source of the aroma.
This topic is very suitable for the extension of the theme of the rice cooker. Yi Bailu also smelled it, and gave Jiang Dao a thumbs up: "You have a good nose, why didn't I smell fish?"
"Zhu City's gourmet food, it must be sweet and sour fried fish." Lu Yun is well-informed, "Maybe there is Zhu Huai Shui Banquet. For hard dishes, Huaishan Roasted Chicken and Lan Guo Cai are also good, and Braised mutton in red. There are more staple foods, such as stewed noodles, glutinous rice balls, pot helmets..."
Hearing the name of the dish reported by Lu Yun, Jiang Dao couldn't help swallowing.
This variety show really came at the right time. To be able to taste the delicacy in the book that he longed for but had no chance to meet, it is really worth the battle to die!
At this moment, Jiang Dao decided that he would do his best in this variety show.
What retreat?What is passive sabotage?What is the free life of cats and dogs in the pastoral landscape?
Let's wait until he finishes this meal first.
Just when Jiang Dao was full of fighting spirit and ready to show his strength...
Suddenly, he caught the sound of slight footsteps approaching him quickly from behind him.
Immediately, Jiang Dao's hairs stood on end.
He was so distracted just now that he didn't notice anyone approaching him from behind.
This distance - already can kill with one blow!
The next second, a hand suddenly rested on Jiang Dao's shoulder.
Almost at the same moment, Jiang Dao twisted his waist, stepped back in a lunge, clasped the hand on his shoulder with his backhand, and then suddenly exerted force from his waist and abdomen, throwing the person behind him forward, hard to the ground Whisk!
"what!"
"oops--!"
"careful!"
Amidst the exclamation of the crowd, Jiang Dao was staggered by his own actions and the opponent's weight, and fell forward uncontrollably.
The person who was thrown out had already adjusted his figure in mid-air and was about to land safely, but Jiang Dao didn't want to play his cards according to common sense and directly threw himself into his arms.This time, he also lost his center of gravity, staggered two steps backwards, and was finally dragged by Jiang Dao and fell to the floor.
Jiang Dao lay on the opponent's body and cursed angrily.
What a shabby little body!
A simple over-the-shoulder throw can actually make him lose his strength and fall down?
What's more, his waist seemed to be strained, and he felt a little throbbing pain, so he couldn't get up for a while.
The doctors and nurses of the filming crew quickly surrounded them, helped the two to sit up, and checked the injuries.
"Teacher Chu, where are you hurt?" the staff asked with concern.
"Brother Long, are you okay?" Tang Yao and Chu Yinlong had a good relationship, and they came forward to express their concern.
"Teacher Chu isn't injured, is he?" Even the director hurried over with a worried tone.
As a top kung fu star, Chu Yinlong's bad temper is widely recognized in the industry. Videos of him reprimanding actors on the set have been circulating on the Internet one after another.If he got angry here and punched him down, Jiang Dao might have to be sent directly to the hospital.
Jiang Dao rubbed his throbbing waist, frowned, raised his eyes to look at the star opposite, and said to himself: This is Chu Yinlong?Sure enough, a big name.
But he saw that the other party was also looking over, with a slight smile in his eyes, and he didn't look angry.
"Jiang Dao!" Zhu Yao, who hurried over, said sharply, "Apologize to Teacher Chu!"
Because his body was too weak and his waist still hurt a little, Jiang Dao was in a bad mood, so he didn't suppress his temper for a while, and turned his head to cast a cold glance at Zhu Yao.
The second sentence that Zhu Yao was about to say suddenly got stuck in his throat for some reason.
However, after that momentary scalp numbness passed, when he looked at Jiang Dao again, he found that his artist had returned to his previous tired look, drooping his eyelashes, gently rubbing the strained side waist, but also No apology was made.
"I am fine."
Everyone didn't expect that it was Chu Yinlong who spoke first: "Show him, he seems to have strained his lumbar muscle."
After finishing speaking, he stood up, straightened his clothes, and looked at Zhu Yao: "No need to apologize, it's my fault, I should have reminded him earlier that someone was approaching from behind. If I was suddenly patted on the shoulder from behind, I would subconsciously attack him." .”
Seeing that Chu Yinlong was not injured or lost his temper, everyone present was deeply relieved.
With an impeccable smile, Zhu Yao apologized for Jiang Dao.
"It's obviously a problem with the director team."
Chu Yinlong was not injured, and Tang Yao was relieved, and began to make jokes: "They arranged for you to enter the venue mysteriously, to scare us? You don't know, they have arranged this way several times before, and they repeated how we were scared. Editing was done on purpose!"
The variety show director is not very old and his qualifications are not very deep. In front of the two famous performers, he could only apologize with a wry smile: "Yes, yes, it's because we didn't arrange it carefully, and we shouldn't let Mr. Chu scare Xiao Dao... Oh yes, Kojima, are you okay? Are you seriously injured?"
Jiang Dao shook his head perfunctorily: "It's okay, just rub it open."
Compared with the strain on his waist, he felt that his spiritual trauma was more serious.
This weak chicken body, he must train it well one day!Anyone who falls can bring himself to the ground, this body is not worthy of the food he ate.
"Not bad, do you know how to work hard?"
Standing aside, Chu Yinlong looked down at Jiang Dao who was sitting on the floor, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth: "Unfortunately, the skills are not bad, but the strength is not enough. You need to practice more."
Jiang Dao, who was poked at the pain point, gave Chu Yinlong a bad look.
The corner of Chu Yinlong's mouth twitched, and he smiled: "And you need to eat more to gain strength."
Jiang Dao: ...
Chu Yinlong: "Today, try to win at least one dish."
Jiang Dao didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned his head to the director and said, "That one just now, I didn't do it on purpose... The wrestling scene will damage Teacher Chu's tough guy image, will it be cut?"
By the way, cut out his weak and embarrassing look too, perfect.
The director didn't want to make matters worse, so he nodded and said, "It will be cut. I will retake the entrance later."
Before Jiang Dao had time to breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Chu Yinlong ask, "Did you take pictures just now?"
The camera was trembling at the side: "Shooting...it's taken."
Chu Yinlong was satisfied: "Well, don't delete it, send me a copy back."
Jiang Dao: ...
Such a nasty guy, no wonder it's just a sideshow in the book.
Best, after recording today's variety show, just like what is written in the book, never see you again.
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